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Top 50 Yeah Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Yeah pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  2. *sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

    I think I’ll rearrange them

  3. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

    Because I may get a little Rachel.

    Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  4. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  5. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

  6. Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

    "Yeah"

    "How about tomorrow night?"

  7. Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

  8. I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

  9. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  10. *Hits hand somewhere*

    + omg are you ok?

    - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

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Funny yeah pickup lines

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.

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Yeah babe haunt me aaaaallll night long.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Yeah, I'd fight through dragons to rescue you.

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Working Yeah tinder opener

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

Oh yeah, she wants the brick.

Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you...

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey are you Satan

Cause you know, you must come from the burning depths of hell to be this hot

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Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards