Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.

Yeah babe haunt me aaaaallll night long.

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Yeah, I'd fight through dragons to rescue you.

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

Oh yeah, she wants the brick.

Yeah, I've been waitin' for this!

Girl whenever you get close to c**..., I'll let you take control yeah. (There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back)

Come Back: Yeah baby, i'd give you one... out of ten

Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you...

Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa p**.... You can be my b**...

I call my d**... Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

"True, every day has its own magic though. What's the most spontaneous adventure you've ever been on?"

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe I can bring some virtual chicken soup your way?

"You wrote 'yeah I know,' but let me bestow, a compliment sweet, your beauty's aglow."

"Definitely feeling you! Your vibe is magnetic. Let's see where this can go 😏"

"A wild night, huh? Dare I ask, or should some things remain a mystery?"

Haha, yeah, the whole Trump situation is crazy. But hey, at least we have something to talk about now, right? 😄

Everything, huh? Well, I can start with my unusual talent for naming all the dinosaurs. Spoiler: they're mostly just Bob and Steve!

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Work was good, but the highlight is definitely getting to chat with you now. 😉💼"

Hehe. You give me like...a b**... or something. Yeah. Hehe. A b**....

"Yeah? Sounds like someone's vocabulary just threw a 'going-out-of-business' sale."

"Work? It's all a blur now that I'm chatting with someone as intriguing as you. You're definitely the highlight of my day."

"Good to know! I guess our next adventure should be finding the best ice cream in town? You in?"

"Agreed, let's swap the hammer for a paintbrush, creating vibrant memories instead. What's your favorite color?"

"Well, that's intriguing! A little mystery always adds to the charm. Looking forward to hearing about your adventurous side."

"Oh, a wild one, huh? I bet you're full of surprises. Can't wait to uncover more."

"You definitely know how to showcase your magic. Those portraits could rival any gallery, but I'm still more intrigued by the artist behind them 😏."

"Well, I hope your wild side doesn't scare off my penchant for cozy movie nights and good company."

Feeling you? More like captivated by you. Your energy is enticing, leaving me wanting more. Let's explore this attraction further.

"You wrote 'yeah I know,' but let me confess, your art is a treasure, pure elegance and finesse."

"Well, I'm naturally curious and adventurous enough to explore interesting possibilities. So yeah, I think I'd have made my way over eventually."

"Hey Kaylee, don't worry. My handsomeness tends to have that effect on people!"

"Are you a clock? Because every moment with you feels like a timeless treasure I don't want to miss."

"You clearly know yourself well; want to team up and create some unforgettable memories together?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in all these broken promises and phobias!"

That's great to hear! Anything exciting planned for the week ahead, or just enjoying the chill vibe?

"You must be the chat fairy then! Do you sprinkle a little magic dust for good dreams too?"

"How about we add a little spice to that 'cool'? Perhaps a salsa dancing lesson or a spicy food challenge?"

Right? It's like a whole new world in dating! Makes me appreciate how unique and interesting you are even more! ✨

"True, but it's special days like these that make indoor chats more interesting. What's your favorite indoor activity?"

"Not half as exciting as this conversation with you, beautiful.😉"

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could

Like the humble potato, you're a perfect blend of comfort and charm. A dish worth savoring, you leave me charmed.

Aww, shyness is adorable! It just means you're a deep thinker. I bet you have some interesting thoughts waiting to be shared. 😊

"Yeah? Just ‘yeah’? I was hoping for a more enthusiastic reply! Your vibe deserves a little extra excitement, don’t you think? 😊"

"Since you said 'yeah', how about we make 'us' a beautiful symphony?"

Haha, true! But have you ever tried sweet potato fries? They're life-changing! 🍟😋

Definitely feeling a connection here. Your energy is contagious. Let's explore this further and see where it leads us.

"Since you're already on the 'yeah' train, how about we make the next stop 'yeah-we're-perfect-together' junction?"

Oh, really? Fine! But be prepared: my life is like a sitcom where even the laugh track is confused half the time!

"Yeah, still young enough to enjoy cheesy pick-up lines and spontaneous adventures. How about you?"

"Got so lost in your eyes, thought I'd need a GPS to find my way back!"

"If you know yourself this well, imagine how much fun we could have getting to know each other."

I'm all about finding that perfect chill partner. Let's explore new spots together and create some unforgettable moments.

Absolutely, life is full of surprises! Embrace the unknown and make the most of every moment. What's been your favorite adventure so far?

Totally! It's nice to find someone on the same wavelength. What’s one thing that never fails to make you smile?

"Absolutely, it's like a rare gem. But tell me, what else do you enjoy that's not a daily occurrence?"

"Great! We're already co-architects of dreams. How about we build something real next, like a coffee date?"

"Work was good but the highlight of my day is definitely talking to you, beautiful."

"Work was good, thanks! But honestly, the highlight of my day is chatting with a cute, intriguing girl like you."

"Seems like you know how to live life on the wild side! I'm all ears for a thrilling tale from your escapades."

"Thanks! It’s a reminder to embrace my wild side. What about you? Any tattoos that tell a story?"

Chill? I'm practically an ice cube expert. I once chattered with a polar bear over a cup of hot chocolate!

"Thanks! It’s got some serious detail, just like I’m sure your smile has a story. What’s next, a tattoo tour? 😉"

"Wild nights make the best memories, don't they? What's one thing you'd like to relive?"

Potatoes are versatile, just like me. Let's plan a date where we cook up some spud magic together! 🌟🥔

"A masterpiece? I like the sound of that! Just promise not to paint me as the villain in this story. 😉"

"I’d make a dramatic exit, slipping on a rubber duck. Next time, let’s stick to FaceTime in more... dry locations, yeah?"

Haha, right? It's like they say: laughter is the best medicine... unless you're a doctor, then it's just awkward during patient visits!

Aww, I hope you're feeling better now. Just know that I'm here to make you feel good in other ways too.

Haha, great minds think alike! So what’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t gotten around to yet?

I totally agree! Potatoes are a staple in my diet too. Have you ever tried sweet potato fries? They're bomb! 🍟

"It’s not just long, it’s got its own zip code! Seriously, I think it might start charging me rent soon. 🤣"

Haha, true, but have you ever tried sweet potatoes? They're even better... Just like you 😉

"Work was pretty mundane. Though, it's certainly brighter now that I'm chatting with a stunner like you."

"Well, you just said 'yeah', but can I get an 'oh yeah!' for a chance at being your life's best decision?"

"It was quite a day! But seeing your message is the perfect way to unwind. You're my favorite distraction."

Haha, yeah, I guess orange really isn't the new black for him! Maybe he'll start a reality show from prison.

Haha, yeah, probably not! So, tell me, what do you like to do for fun on weekends?

"Great day? I'm about to watch the whole season of 'Stranger Things'. So yeah, it's gonna be a blast!"

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Are you a wrestler? Because you just body-slammed your way into my heart, oh yeah!

"Yeah, I'm okay. But I might need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation after getting lost in your eyes."

"Well, lucky for me, speaking directly from the heart needs no translation. Can I prove it to you?"

"Sure, ignore me now, Kaylee. But when your book can't make you laugh like I do, don't come crawling back."

Oh, I'm definitely feeling you. You've got a magnetic vibe that's hard to resist. Can't wait to see where this goes.

"If you know how to capture beauty, imagine the magic we could create together."

"Work was okay, but honestly, our conversation here is way more interesting."

"Great to hear it! So tell me, in our dream world, what's the first thing you want to do?"

"Aww, Kaylee, you're as readable as your book. Is it full of suspense too?"

"If you know how stunning you are, imagine how captivating we'd be together in a portrait of our own."

Haha, true! Potatoes are versatile. So, what's your favorite way to enjoy them? Fries or mashed? 😄

Sorry to hear that. Let me be your remedy. How about I come over and take care of you?

"Wow, sounds like you're quite the night owl. I bet those eyes are stunning, even in the moonlight."

"Hammer may be harsh, but it can also forge beautiful things. How about we start with a softer tool like a conversation?"

Definitely! Each side has its quirks. What’s been the most surprising thing you’ve learned about dating lately?

"I see you're ignoring me for a book, cool... cool. Next time, I’ll come disguised as Chapter 5 of your favorite romance novel."

"It had its ups and downs, but chatting with someone interesting like you makes it all worthwhile."

"Shyness can be charming! It just means you have a thoughtful side. What do you enjoy doing when you’re feeling a bit more adventurous?"

"If you were a book, I'd call you 'The Catcher in the Rye... Because I can't seem to put you down either."

"No worries, I'll ditch the translator and let my eyes do the talking. They're fluent in admiration."

Chilling is my middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Steve. But I'm down for some laid-back hangouts!

"Work was a thrill, just like chatting with a beauty like you. How about we make this conversation more exciting?"

"Only if you promise to be my muse! I have a feeling this collaboration is going to be epic. 🎨✨"

"Work was pretty standard, but I find our conversation much more captivating. You add a lot more excitement to my day."

"Seems like we both enjoy BDSM - Big Dreams, Sweet Memories...and yeah maybe Donuts too, want to grab one?"

Take it easy and get well soon. Let me know if you need any movie recommendations to help pass the time.

Absolutely! There's something about your energy that draws me in. Can't wait to learn more about you.

"No need for the dramatics, Kaylee. If you squint any harder, you'll be reading braille."

Absolutely, I'm feeling a connection. Your sense of humor and wit have already caught my attention.

"Sounds like you've got some stories to share! Ever think about writing a book on your exploits?"

"Work was the usual grind, but chatting with you is definitely brightening up my day."

"Guess you'll tell me in your own time, Kaylee. Meanwhile, is that a good book you're reading?"

"Right? It’s got a whole vibe going on! Do you have any tattoos or plan to get some? I’d love to hear your thoughts!"

"If you know how to capture beauty like this, imagine what we'd create together. Can I be your next portrait?"

"If you know your beauty that well, imagine how captivating it must be in person. Mind if I see it?"

Well, how about we start with our favorite adventures? Mine involves a little hiking and a lot of stargazing—what’s yours?

"Perfect, we'll be architects in the realm of dreams. Hope you've got a hard hat, it's a wild construction zone!"