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Top 50 Yeah Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Yeah pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Yeah conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. *sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

    I think I’ll rearrange them

  2. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

    Because I may get a little Rachel.

    Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  3. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  4. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

  5. Hey, I'm pretty sure that I'm invisible. Can you see me?

    "Yeah"

    "How about tomorrow night?"

  6. Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

  7. I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

  8. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  9. *Hits hand somewhere*

    + omg are you ok?

    - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  10. Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
    You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

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Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

I've been fully upgraded. Yeah, baby, you know it.

Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

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I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Yeah, I'd fight through dragons to rescue you.

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

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Working Yeah tinder opener

Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you...

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood

Hey! I just saw a guy who I'm sure is your perfect match around here somewhere...

Oh yeah! It was right there (points to a mirror)


Requirements: a visible mirror and a victim

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

Yeah you’re fine…

But you can replace the ‘F’ with ‘M’

Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards

If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..

Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me