The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Totally Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Totally chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

    Because I'm totally checking you out

  2. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

  3. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

  4. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  5. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

  6. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  7. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  8. If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

  9. If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

  10. Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

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Funny totally pickup lines

I'd totally map your flows.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Hey bebz check out my stud total.

Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

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I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.

If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

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Working Totally tinder opener

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

I would totally lick your guacaholey.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

Is your butt a mirror?

Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.

Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.

You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.

I'm totally into redheads right now. Redheads are really in.

Are you a fart?

Because you totally blew me away