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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Totally Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Totally pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Totally tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

    Because I'm totally checking you out

  2. Wow you sleep in a bed?

    Thats so cool I do that to, we should totally do it together sometime

  3. Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

  4. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.

  5. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.

  6. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  7. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.

  8. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  9. If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.

  10. I'm not a financial expert

    But you're totally a future

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Working totally pickup lines

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.

I'd totally map your flows.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

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Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!

Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!

I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.

If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.

If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

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Working Totally tinder opener

Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.

You and I could totally melt my igloo.

Hey, how are you? :)

He/she replies: im good how bout you?

you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

99,99% succesfull :^)

Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself

Gl guys try this out.

Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

I would totally lick your guacaholey.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.

Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.