Top 50 Totally Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Totally rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Totally pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier
Because I'm totally checking you out
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Wow you sleep in a bed?
Thats so cool I do that to, we should totally do it together sometime
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Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
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Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you're totally getting my name and number.
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You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
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My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Working short totally pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
If you and I would were wolf spiders I would totally eat you because you look delicious.
I'm not a financial expert
But you're totally a future
If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.
I'd totally map your flows.
Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.
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Hey bebz check out my stud total.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Cause I would totally tap that!
Hey if you were on tinder I'd totally swipe right!
I would totally carve your pumpkin sweetheart.
If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
Are you a new J.K. Rowling book? Because I'm totally checking you out.
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If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.
I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...
Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey, how are you? :)
He/she replies: im good how bout you?
you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(
he/she replies: oh what did you lose?
(them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)
you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you
then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)
99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out.
Girl, are you a time machine?
Because I can totally see my future with you.
If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.
Small batches?
I totally don’t believe that…
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.
Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.
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Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.
Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package
Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.
One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.
The best way to learn to skate is to fall down a lot. And tonight I will totally go down on you.
Are you a sugar maple? Because I'd totally tap you.
Babe, do you have a pumpkin? Because your beauty totally caught me off gourd.
You must be a runner because you totally have runner's calves.
Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.
Chipotle burritos make h**..., and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.
I'm totally into redheads right now. Redheads are really in.
Babe, do you have a bank loan? Because you sure have my total interest.
Are you a fart?
Because you totally blew me away
Hey, have we been skydiving together before?
Cuz I've totally fallen for you
Whats your blood group?
Because you totally seem to be my type!
Are you darkness? Because I totally want to enter you.
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