Top 47 Absolutely Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Absolutely pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Absolutely conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

   Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

2. Are you the i in Pixar?

   Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie
   
   -or-
   
   Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

3. Hey girl are you 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius?

   Cuz you absolutely hot.

4. I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

5. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

6. Hey girl, are you Planck's temperature?

   Because you are absolute hot

7. Absolute zero, still moves me.

8. Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

   Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!

9. Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

10. Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

Funny absolutely pickup lines

“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”
I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “wtf does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?

You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

Hey girl are you a nonmetal with an atomic mass of 20.1797 with the symbol of Ne?

Cause you’re an absolute 10

Girl, absolutely everything makes sense with you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

You are absolutely stunning! You are why i spec into Unwavering Stance!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?

Because you are absolutely glowing

One taken from absolute flirting machine Danny Sexbang

Girl, you know how I feel about you.

It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...

Because I want to date you badly.

Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

Girl, am I seeing you through a retina display? Because you are absolutely stunning.

Hey girl are you an absolute value graph?

Cuz I'm not seeing any negatives

Are you an algebra genius?

Cuz you got all the absolute values

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

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Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

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I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

Do you study Amattamy?

Her: What's Amattamy?
Me: Nothing dear, you're absolute perfection

Are you a fossil?

Cause I’d absolutely date you.

Absolutely heart warming

SNORT MY MOMS ASHES CALL IT COCAINE
I JUST SNORTEd PART OF HER BRAIN

I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.

Girl, are you Nunu? Because on a scale of one to ten, you're an ABSOLUTE ZERO.