Top 50 Absolutely Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Absolutely rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Absolutely pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

Because my heart converges absolutely to you.
Are you the i in Pixar?

Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

-or-

Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie
Hey girl are you 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius?

Cuz you absolutely hot.
I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Hey girl, are you Planck's temperature?

Because you are absolute hot

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Absolute zero, still moves me.

Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.

Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Babe, I got a bee in my hand, and you are absolutely beautiful. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”

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Babe you look absolutely better when you take that wrapper off of you.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

You absolutely rock my world. You must be a perfect 10 on the Richter Scale.

Girl, you are absolutely pho-bulous.

Is your name sweet because you absolutely are.

“Can’t tell if you’re innocent or an absolute baddie”

I used this pick up line on Instagram. Everyone says it has a great response rate. So I used it and the next day she reply’s “w**... does that mean” now I wasn’t expecting that response from her. What would one say back to that?

Vega: My beauty is absolute. No one will ever come close to me.

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You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

Holy Check, you are absolutely beautiful.

What's the difference between you and coronavirus?

Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

If you were a dinosaur
You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Hey girl are you a nonmetal with an atomic mass of 20.1797 with the symbol of Ne?

Cause you’re an absolute 10

Girl, absolutely everything makes sense with you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

You are absolutely stunning! You are why i spec into Unwavering Stance!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?

Because you are absolutely glowing

Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

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Girl, you know how I feel about you.

It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...

Because I want to date you badly.

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Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

Is your name Hannibal Lecter?

Because you look absolute insane

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Girl, am I seeing you through a retina display? Because you are absolutely stunning.

Hey girl are you an absolute value graph?

Cuz I'm not seeing any negatives

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?
Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

Are you an algebra genius?

Cuz you got all the absolute values

Are you a fossil?

Cause I’d absolutely date you.

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.



Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.



I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Absolutely heart warming

SNORT MY MOMS ASHES CALL IT COCAINE
I JUST SNORTEd PART OF HER BRAIN

Do you study Amattamy?

Her: What's Amattamy?
Me: Nothing dear, you're absolute perfection

I know I should be killing 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I absolutely love the "i am invisible one" one

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Absolutely phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Absolutely lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.