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Top 44 Absolutely Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Absolutely pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

    Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

  2. Are you the i in Pixar?

    Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie


    Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

  3. Hey girl are you 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius?

    Cuz you absolutely hot.

  4. I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

  5. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

  6. Hey girl, are you Planck's temperature?

    Because you are absolute hot

  7. Absolute zero, still moves me.

  8. Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...

    Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!

  9. Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

  10. Girl, you’re like Mastercard - absolutely priceless.

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What's the difference between you and coronavirus?
Nothing, you're both absolutely breathtaking

I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re absolutely stunning.

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Hey girl are you a nonmetal with an atomic mass of 20.1797 with the symbol of Ne?

Cause you’re an absolute 10

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Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

You are absolutely stunning! You are why i spec into Unwavering Stance!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?

Because you are absolutely glowing

Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Is your name Hannibal Lecter?

Because you look absolute insane

Girl, am I seeing you through a retina display? Because you are absolutely stunning.

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Are you a fossil?

Cause I’d absolutely date you.

Hey girl are you an absolute value graph?

Cuz I'm not seeing any negatives

Are you an algebra genius?

Cuz you got all the absolute values

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

Absolutely heart warming


Do you study Amattamy?

Her: What's Amattamy?
Me: Nothing dear, you're absolute perfection

My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I absolutely love the "i am invisible one" one

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I know I should be killing 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.