Did you call an Uber?

Because I’m here to literally pick you up

Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

"You must be a masterpiece in blue; your beauty literally takes my breath away and leaves me wanting more."

Are you a candle? Because your cheeks are burning bright with beauty tonight.

Hey girl, are you freezing?

Because you are literally a 0.

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

Haha, sounds like a true survival challenge! Maybe you should upgrade from Elmwood Trail to the more intense Grandma's Wi-Fi Expedition quest!

Well, if we're comparing stink levels, I must say you're trash-talking yourself there. I'm more of a garbage disposal unit! 😄

Crashed into your world, but from the wreckage, a beauty unfurled. Your smile shines brighter than any pearl.

Do you believe in déjà vu? Because meeting you feels like I've found my other half... literally!

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

"Is your love like 4G? Because it keeps me connected, fast and curious- literally a life-saving 'MobileLove'."

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because even in my darkest emo moments, you bring all the colors to my life."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... literally, on your massive tits.

Excuse me, but you must be a magician because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.

I literally trust you with my life.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...literally, they ran away scared.

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because I'm falling for you...literally!

"If you ever need someone to handle those tantrums, I'm just a lift away—emotionally and literally!"

Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you - literally, it's a problem.

"Is your name Google? Even though you're emo, you still have everything I'm searching for."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hit you with my car, but still can't stop thinking of you.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you...literally!

Elmwood trail sounds cool! Imagine how much more fun it’d be with someone as awesome as you by your side.

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because my heart races every time I see your colorful personality shine through your dark exterior."

Because I hurt myself falling for you...literally. (pain from falling for you)

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... literally, it's a magic trick.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away (literally, I work with cows all day)!

Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.

If you were a star in the sky, you'd outshine them all, even after being hit by my car's call.

Are you a magician? Because every time I kiss you, sparks fly...literally! 🔥✨

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you...literally, my dear picky swiper!"

"Tameka, call me your white tee, because I'm ready to be worn out by your love, just not literally."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... literally disappeared, where did they go?

Your ability to see the best in people is truly inspiring. You have a heart of gold.

"Are you a steak? Because I'm dying to savor every moment with you—just not literally!"

Haha, well at least I can clean up nicely! Trash talk aside, what's your superpower? Mine's making a killer grilled cheese.

Haha, well at least I can hold onto garbage and not let it go to waste. Trash talk level: expert.

Don't sell yourself short; you're not a trash can, you're a dumpster fire! But hey, who doesn't love a little chaos? 😂

"I can't literally lift you up, but I can surely raise your spirits with my crazy puns and endearing charm. How's that sound?"

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. It literally dropped when I saw you.

I literally can't live without you.

"They say love can hit you out of nowhere, but in this case, it was my car."

"I may have bumped into you, but now I can't imagine my world without a beautiful accident like you."

"Are you the sun? Because every time you text me a smiley, my day literally lights up!"

I get it, love can be complicated. But don't worry, I'll make sure to treat you like the queen you are. Let's make new memories together.

"Just like Invader Zim, you've invaded my thoughts. And just like Skeleanimals, you've made my heart come alive."

I told stars about you

They literally fell

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you...literally. I think there's a bruise forming. Can you kiss it better?"

"Excuse me, but did you know your smile could literally light up a room? It's completely electricity bill-friendly."

Your strength and understanding are truly remarkable. Waiting for someone to find themselves takes courage. You deserve love that never falters.

"Is your name ZeroTwo? Cause even my heartbeats are syncing to your rhythm, making my breath hitch."

"Is it the magic of your presence or just you that's making my heart race and breath hitch, gorgeous tease?"

Sounds like a nightmare! Why don't we ditch the Elmwood trail and do something more exciting instead? Let's make plans!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...literally, they just vanish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, even after hitting you with my car, I still find you true.

Haha, sounds like you need a rescue mission! How about I come over and save you from the dreadful Elmwood Trail? 😉

"If I could turn back time, I'd still hit you... with a charming conversation instead."

Are you a ski slope? Because I'm falling for you...literally every time I try to ski.

"Even though you're always skipping class, it's impossible to skip a heartbeat when I see you."

"Girl, you're a gem! Don't wait around for someone who can't even find themselves at the gym, let alone in a relationship. Keep shining bright without him! ✨"

"Are you related to Genos? Because you're literally setting my heart on fire."

Haha, touche! I guess we're both a little trashy then. But hey, one man's trash is another man's treasure, right?

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Well, someone's gotta take out the trash, right? Don't worry, I'll make sure you stay fresh!

I admire your patience and understanding. You deserve someone who values your time and love. You're amazing.

Are you made of dark chocolate? Because you look like a whole snack, literally!

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

"Is it just the sunlight, or do your blond hair and blue eyes literally light up every room you enter?"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... literally.

"Like Invader Zim, I'm ready to invade your heart because it's the sweetest territory."

Are you air pollution???

Cause you literally took my breath away 🫁
:p

Trashy, huh? Well, they do say one man's trash is another man's treasure. So, when's our garbage date?

"Well, I might not be able to literally pick you up, but I can definitely sweep you off your feet with my charm."

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

I'll be your tech hero! Let's ditch that boring trail and create our own adventure together. I promise it'll be way more fun!

I admire your patience and loyalty, it shines through your words. Your kind heart deserves someone who sees your worth.

Don't worry, I'll send a rescue team right away! They'll arrive equipped with a high-speed router and plenty of snacks for the journey.

"Hey, are you a Skeleanimal? Because my heart feels bare without your sweet emo charm."

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein)

"Are you my homework? Because I'd literally do you every night."

"I may have bumped into you with my car, but it was your beauty that truly knocked me off my feet."

"Sounds like he's lifting weights but dropping the ball on relationships! You deserve someone who knows what they want...and it's definitely not just a gym membership! 😂"

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

"If hitting you with my car means I get to keep running into you, then consider me a reckless driver."

"Haha, smooth is my middle name... well, not literally. How about we exchange fun facts instead of middle names?"

"Your sweetness makes my heart play My Chemical Romance on repeat, wanna be my Skeleanimals in this Invader Zim world?"

"Are you Rainbow Dash? 'Cause my heart races every time you cross my scene."

I understand how tough that must be for you. It takes strength to wait for someone, but make sure you're looking after yourself too.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, literally, I have a PhD in predictability.

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

Oh no, sounds rough! Maybe we can find a better way to stay entertained together. What do you say?

Sounds like a tough spot! But hey, even with bad internet, you still manage to shine bright like a diamond. 🌟

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because my heart is racing at the speed of light when I see you."

Are you a skeleton? Because I feel like you're digging me... literally!

"Is your name Google? Because I literally want to search your thoughts and talk to you all day."

Everything is made in China,

Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.

Well, I may stink, but at least I'm not full of garbage like you! Trash talk aside, let's grab a coffee sometime.

In France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"

Which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"

Cool

Let me pick you up because you literally like a fether

Hey, are you freezing?

Because you're literally a 0.

Are u coronavirus?

Cuz i will literally die if i can be with u

Girl are you from Delhi?

Cause you're smoking hot

- Day 56

* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstin)

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

You look dead sexy. Literally.

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

I am literally the last man alive. Have kiss with me. Please.

I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.