Did you call an Uber?

Because I’m here to literally pick you up

Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

"If hitting you with my car brought me to a stop, crashing into your smile has me totally smitten."

"Could you be my Support System? Because with your stunning beauty, I'm literally falling for you."

Hey girl, are you freezing?

Because you are literally a 0.

"Are you Bambi's mom? Because I'm falling for you... literally, I'm a little clumsy."

Haha, sounds like a true survival challenge! Maybe you should upgrade from Elmwood Trail to the more intense Grandma's Wi-Fi Expedition quest!

Is it hot in here or is it just you, setting the room on fire with your blushing cheeks?

Well, if we're comparing stink levels, I must say you're trash-talking yourself there. I'm more of a garbage disposal unit! 😄

Do you believe in déjà vu? Because meeting you feels like I've found my other half... literally!

"Is your love like 4G? Because it keeps me connected, fast and curious- literally a life-saving 'MobileLove'."

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because even in my darkest emo moments, you bring all the colors to my life."

I understand how it feels when someone you love treats you like a friend. It's tough, but stay strong. You deserve someone who knows your worth.

Don't worry, I'm sure you're killing it on that trail! Your resilience is admirable. If only I could join you and make it more fun!

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because I'm falling for you...literally!

Excuse me, but you must be a magician because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.

I literally trust you with my life.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you... literally, on your massive tits.

"If you ever need someone to handle those tantrums, I'm just a lift away—emotionally and literally!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hit you with my car, but still can't stop thinking of you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you - literally, it's a problem.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you...literally!

Are you a Kugelblitz?

Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.

"Is your name Google? Even though you're emo, you still have everything I'm searching for."

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because my heart races every time I see your colorful personality shine through your dark exterior."

Because I hurt myself falling for you...literally. (pain from falling for you)

"Is it just me, or did I literally sweep you off your feet? Let me make it up to you."

Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away (literally, I work with cows all day)!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... literally, it's a magic trick.

If you were a star in the sky, you'd outshine them all, even after being hit by my car's call.

"Tameka, call me your white tee, because I'm ready to be worn out by your love, just not literally."

Are you a magician? Because every time I kiss you, sparks fly...literally! 🔥✨

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you...literally, my dear picky swiper!"

Haha, well at least I can hold onto garbage and not let it go to waste. Trash talk level: expert.

"Are you a steak? Because I'm dying to savor every moment with you—just not literally!"

Haha, well at least I can clean up nicely! Trash talk aside, what's your superpower? Mine's making a killer grilled cheese.

Do you know why we're the same height? Because we're on the same wavelength... literally!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... literally disappeared, where did they go?

Don't sell yourself short; you're not a trash can, you're a dumpster fire! But hey, who doesn't love a little chaos? 😂

"They say love can hit you out of nowhere, but in this case, it was my car."

"I can't literally lift you up, but I can surely raise your spirits with my crazy puns and endearing charm. How's that sound?"

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. It literally dropped when I saw you.

"I may have bumped into you, but now I can't imagine my world without a beautiful accident like you."

I literally can't live without you.

"Are you the sun? Because every time you text me a smiley, my day literally lights up!"

I told stars about you

They literally fell

"Excuse me, but did you know your smile could literally light up a room? It's completely electricity bill-friendly."

"Just like Invader Zim, you've invaded my thoughts. And just like Skeleanimals, you've made my heart come alive."

I get it, love can be complicated. But don't worry, I'll make sure to treat you like the queen you are. Let's make new memories together.

I hope that crown doesn't give you a big head... literally! 😜 Just kidding, I'm sure you're rocking it!

Your strength and understanding are truly remarkable. Waiting for someone to find themselves takes courage. You deserve love that never falters.

"Is your name ZeroTwo? Cause even my heartbeats are syncing to your rhythm, making my breath hitch."

Haha, sounds like you need a rescue mission! How about I come over and save you from the dreadful Elmwood Trail? 😉

Sounds like a nightmare! Why don't we ditch the Elmwood trail and do something more exciting instead? Let's make plans!

"Is it the magic of your presence or just you that's making my heart race and breath hitch, gorgeous tease?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...literally, they just vanish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, even after hitting you with my car, I still find you true.

"If I could turn back time, I'd still hit you... with a charming conversation instead."

"Are you related to Genos? Because you're literally setting my heart on fire."

"Girl, you're a gem! Don't wait around for someone who can't even find themselves at the gym, let alone in a relationship. Keep shining bright without him! ✨"

"Even though you're always skipping class, it's impossible to skip a heartbeat when I see you."

Are you a ski slope? Because I'm falling for you...literally every time I try to ski.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears... literally, where did they go?"

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Well, someone's gotta take out the trash, right? Don't worry, I'll make sure you stay fresh!

Are you made of dark chocolate? Because you look like a whole snack, literally!

"Are you a Sharpie? Because you add color to my black-and-white emo world."

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

"Is it just the sunlight, or do your blond hair and blue eyes literally light up every room you enter?"

"Like Invader Zim, I'm ready to invade your heart because it's the sweetest territory."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... literally.

"Well, I might not be able to literally pick you up, but I can definitely sweep you off your feet with my charm."

I'll be your tech hero! Let's ditch that boring trail and create our own adventure together. I promise it'll be way more fun!

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

"You're turning this conversation into pure poetry; with each word, you leave me breathless, enchanting charmer."

Are you air pollution???

Cause you literally took my breath away 🫁
:p

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein)

Don't worry, I'll send a rescue team right away! They'll arrive equipped with a high-speed router and plenty of snacks for the journey.

I admire your patience and loyalty, it shines through your words. Your kind heart deserves someone who sees your worth.

"Hey, are you a Skeleanimal? Because my heart feels bare without your sweet emo charm."

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

"I may have bumped into you with my car, but it was your beauty that truly knocked me off my feet."

"Are you my homework? Because I'd literally do you every night."

"If hitting you with my car means I get to keep running into you, then consider me a reckless driver."

"Sounds like he's lifting weights but dropping the ball on relationships! You deserve someone who knows what they want...and it's definitely not just a gym membership! 😂"

"Haha, smooth is my middle name... well, not literally. How about we exchange fun facts instead of middle names?"

"You're a drama queen in class and on stage, will you be my princess offstage as well?"

I understand how tough that must be for you. It takes strength to wait for someone, but make sure you're looking after yourself too.

Oh no, sounds rough! Maybe we can find a better way to stay entertained together. What do you say?

"Your sweetness makes my heart play My Chemical Romance on repeat, wanna be my Skeleanimals in this Invader Zim world?"

Oh no, sorry to hear about the bad internet! You must be a trooper to still be playing Elmwood Trail. Your determination is impressive.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, literally, I have a PhD in predictability.

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because my heart is racing at the speed of light when I see you."

"Is your name Google? Because I literally want to search your thoughts and talk to you all day."

It's important to take care of yourself too. Sometimes waiting for someone isn't the best choice. Focus on your happiness and well-being first.

Everything is made in China,

Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.

Are you a skeleton? Because I feel like you're digging me... literally!

Sounds like a tough spot! But hey, even with bad internet, you still manage to shine bright like a diamond. 🌟

In France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"

Which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"

Cool

Let me pick you up because you literally like a fether

Are u coronavirus?

Cuz i will literally die if i can be with u

Girl are you from Delhi?

Cause you're smoking hot

- Day 56

* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Hey, are you freezing?

Because you're literally a 0.

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!

I am literally the last man alive. Have kiss with me. Please.

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstin)

You look dead sexy. Literally.