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Top 35 Literally Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Literally chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  2. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

  3. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

  4. I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

  5. It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

  6. I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

  7. Did you call an Uber?

    Because I’m here to literally pick you up

  8. Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

  9. Hey girl, are you freezing?

    Because you are literally a 0.

  10. Are you a Kugelblitz?

    Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.

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Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.

I told stars about you

They literally fell

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Everything is made in China,

Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.

In France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"
Which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"


Let me pick you up because you literally like a fether

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Girl are you from Delhi?

Cause you're smoking hot

- Day 56

* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *

Are u coronavirus?

Cuz i will literally die if i can be with u

Hey, are you freezing?

Because you're literally a 0.

Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)

Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep

You look dead sexy. Literally.

I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstin)

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!

I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.