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Top 36 literally Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Literally chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  2. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

  3. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

  4. I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

  5. It’s not that I don’t love your costume. It’s just that I am literally dying to see what’s underneath it.

  6. I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.

  7. Did you call an Uber?

    Because I’m here to literally pick you up

  8. Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

  9. Hey girl, are you freezing?

    Because you are literally a 0.

  10. Are you a Kugelblitz?

    Because you're so hot you literally break the laws of physics.

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Latest literally chat up lines

Hey baby, i'm gonna eat you out. Literally.

I told stars about you

They literally fell

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper

When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

Everything is made in China,

Except you. You're made in India. With Love. Literally.

In France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"
Which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"

Cool

Let me pick you up because you literally like a fether

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

Are u coronavirus?

Cuz i will literally die if i can be with u

Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)

Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep

Girl are you from Delhi?

Cause you're smoking hot

- Day 56

* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *

Are you a keyboard

Because I think your my type. (Literal cringe)

Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.

Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.

Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p

Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.

Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.

Go forth and conquer, my friends.

Hey, are you freezing?

Because you're literally a 0.

You look dead sexy. Literally.

I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

You complete me, literally. (Frankenstin)

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally!

I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)