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Top 50 Literary Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Literary pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You know the website Bookslut? It was named after me.

  3. Share my quatrain

  4. I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.

  5. Are you French relative pronouns bc I've been staring at you all day.

  6. Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

  7. Hey girl, I don't need a best seller list to tell me you're number one.

  8. If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

  9. Girl, you make my d become a D.

  10. Let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge about Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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You are the object of my preposition.

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

Naked Lunch, anyone?

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And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

If you're not proud or prejudiced, could I take you for a coffee sometime?

Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Looking at you is like opening my favorite book.

Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.

After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

I know how to read and everything.

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Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".

Hey girl... I know you're not a book, but I'm still checking you out.

With conjunctions, you and I can be together.

I like to flip through your pages.

I'm just a verb in search of my subject. Without you, I'm a dangling participle.

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

If you were a book I'd shelve you in the Ls for love.