"Well, aren't you intriguing? Balancing between witty Deadpool and intense American Psycho, impressive!"

"If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. Let's split the bill - after all, it's 'peeling' fair!"

Hey, Fanny! Your sense of humor shines through your messages. It's refreshing to chat with someone as witty as you.

I can sense that you're ambitious, witty, and have a great sense of humor. Am I right?

"Well, if you're as cool as the weather, we both could use a witty joke to melt the ice!"

Cheeky? I like that! I promise to keep you on your toes with my witty banter.

Mmm, talking about burgers made me hungry... for more of your witty conversation.

"Main toh superman nahi, lekin agar aapko uthaane ki baat ho toh, main aapko apni smile aur wittiness se hamesha uplift karne ki koshish karunga."

"Is your name Google? Because when I type 'wonderful', 'witty' and 'warm-hearted', it leads me straight to you."

"Ever surfed a wave of witty banter? With your blonde beauty, it's a ride I'd love to dive into."

"I see you’ve got the wit, but how about we trade charm over coffee instead?"

Haha, you've got me curious now! I think you're witty and charming, definitely want to get to know you more.

If my head's an egg, then it must be a lucky one to have met someone as witty as you! 🍳😉

Sure thing, I'll keep you intrigued with my witty banter and interesting stories. Get ready for some fun conversations!

Because your humor in your profile caught my eye. I love a good laugh, and you seem witty. 😄

"You get more gift subs than I have witty comments. Got room for one more in your fan club?"

I’d probably send a witty meme to lighten the mood! But honestly, I’d just love to know what’s on your mind. 😊

A princess deserves a true knight. Mind if I sweep you off your feet with some witty banter? 😊🏰

Is that gag holding back your witty remarks? Because your eyes are speaking volumes.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty and witty charm—it's quite the adventure!"

"Well, I think a guy should be genuine, but a witty sense of humor and that smoldering gaze never go amiss either."

"Lucky for you, my witty banter and dark humor come standard with these captivating brown eyes."

Your witty bio intrigued me. But now that we're chatting, it's not just your words that have my attention... so, what's next?

Thanks! I work hard on my message game. It’s like a marathon, but the only prize is a witty banter medal. What’s your hidden talent?

"Thanks! Just trying to keep up with your wit. If we were a sitcom, what would our show's title be? I'm thinking 'Two Witty Weirdos'!"

"Sounds like an open plan. Fancy a virtual movie night? You pick the film, I'll bring the charm and witty commentary."

"You're the Jung to my psyche, in symbols so pretty, our connection's electric, beyond just witty."

"Your sharp tongue tells me you're smart, but it's your eyes that suggest we would have an unforgettable night."

"Only if your cooking comes with a side of witty banter! Just promise me no mystery ingredients—last time I nearly called the fire department! 🔥😅"

Assuming the photo is not provided, here are some general funny and witty pick-up lines.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a different backstory?"

"You're so stunning that even my witty opener can't do justice to your charm."

"Is your wit as enticing as your beauty? Because your replies make my heart skip more beats than a wild disco night."

Hey, I must say, your sense of humor is quite captivating. It's refreshing to chat with someone as witty as you. 😉

I'm here to find someone who can keep up with my witty banter and adventurous spirit. Are you up for the challenge?

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in that witty smile of yours—though I should've known better!"

"Ever tried witty banter as foreplay? 'Cause honey, your intellect is making all the right parts of me tingle."

"Already missing my witty replies, huh? Can't blame you, they're irresistible just like you."

"Your sharp replies are the only thing I look forward to, almost as much as seeing that stunning curve on your lips."

"Chelsea, drinking to our future adventures or my witty charm?"

"I love it when you talk back, it's as enticing as your curves; sharp, mesmerizing, and dangerously addictive."

"Your smile could silence my best jokes; care to share a laugh and see where it takes us?"

Your sense of humor is on point! Let's grab some coffee and see if our witty banter translates offline. What do you say?

"Your sharp comebacks only make me more intrigued; guess I've got a thing for girls who challenge my mind."

Haha, you got me there! Baby boy jokes aside, I must say, you're quite witty. So, what else can you tease me about? 😉

I like to think my brain is like a comedy club! Ready for some laughter? What’s the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Well, I’ve got a playful mind! Let’s see if our banter can spark some witty fireworks. What’s your best icebreaker?

"Trying to be? I’m just here for the snacks and witty banter. Do you prefer popcorn or chips for our virtual movie night?"

Well, I’ve got a brain that’s always ready to match your wit! Let’s see who can keep up the banter longer. 😄

"Indeed! I'd be the witty one with random fun facts, and you?"

I couldn't resist your intriguing profile pic and your witty bio caught my attention. Guess I just had to find out more about you.

"Your witty replies got me hooked, how about we exchange more over dinner, potentially breakfast too?"

"Oh, I didn't forget you - I was simply at a yoga class... for my brain, trying to handle all your wittiness!"

I'm not sure what "ihel" stands for, so I'll generate generic funny and witty pick-up lines:

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and it's way more fun than using Google Maps."

"Capricorn beauty with eyes so pretty, like cats you're mysterious and witty, Moon can I be your city?"

"The only thing sexier than your quick comebacks is the mystery behind those captivating eyes. Dare to unravel?"

I'll make you smile with my witty banter and get to know you through our shared love for trying new foods. Excited to explore together!

Nursing, huh? Guess that means you can handle my heart, right? Just don’t forget to take my blood pressure after all these witty banters!

"If your witty replies are as tempting as your smile, I might just fall in love faster than you could retort."

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass seduction. Let's start with that first round, Deanna.

Well, hello there stunning! Brace yourself for a mix of witty banter and terrible puns coming your way. 😄

"If being charming and witty is considered pitiful, then I hope to be your adorable pet forever."

Your humor is a total turn-on! It's refreshing to chat with someone as witty as you. Can't wait to see where this goes.

Your witty bio and the fact that we have a mutual love for hiking made me want to know more about you!

Well, besides your gorgeous smile in your profile pic, I couldn't resist someone with such witty banter! 😊

Oh, I’ve been known to drop a clever line or two! Careful though, I can dish it out just as well. 😉

I'll make you smile with witty jokes and deep conversations. Let's explore your interests and quirks together.

"Well, if my pick-up line didn't impress you, maybe we can start fresh with a witty conversation instead."

"Ha! True, but I bet you’ll miss my witty comebacks. What’s your plan to fill that void? 😄"

"I'll sweep you off your feet with witty banter and genuine charm, no need for anticipation when we're both ready."

"Your cleverness is impressive, but can it match a genuine smile? Let’s find out together."

"I guess my charm is so overwhelming, it's left you speechless? Or maybe you’re just plotting your witty comeback! 😜"

"Your dark skin is like a mystery novel - fascinating, captivating and the perfect match to your witty humor."

"Pleased? Only if it comes with sprinkles and a side of witty banter! What's your secret ingredient for a perfect convo? 😄"

"Well, you're charming, witty, and not to mention pretty easy on the eyes. Plus, there's a mystery about you I find incredibly captivating ;)"

"Is your smile a squirt gun? Because baby, every time you grin, you shoot straight to my heart."

"Are your witty replies as intoxicating as your smile? Because I'm already hooked."

"A sitcom! Well, that's intriguing. Say, am I the charmingly clueless lead or the witty best friend who always steals the show?"

"Gorgeous darling, so captivating and witty, in the canvas of life, you're the most vibrant ditty."

"Can we play a game? It's called 'how quickly can you fall for my witty insults and irresistible smile'."

"I may have a witty tongue, but I'd rather let my heart do the talking with someone like you."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'm willing to invest in this round!"

Looks aren't everything! Your sense of humor is what caught my attention. It's refreshing to chat with someone as witty as you.

"Thanks! But it’s really my witty charm that deserves the credit. What about you? Got any jokes to match my brilliance?"

"Hello there! So, are we starting this conversation or do I need to send a search party for some witty banter?"

"Definitely, just imagine: 'The Adventures of Mr. Charming and Ms. Witty'. Would you be the troublemaker or the problem solver?"

Witty response for, "You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"?

I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo

Lol ok I beleive you

A witty reply for the above text. Someone please