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Top 8 Humor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Humor chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  2. Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

    Because your CuTe As HeCK
    (science humor)

  3. If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

    A great way to tell if the person you're talking to likes dark humor and doesn't take everything so seriously.
    WHY SO SERIOUS is usually my response if they get offended. I'm an asshole ik.

  4. Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

    “Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day”

    -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...

  5. -Are you an australian animal?


    -Because charmander i choose you.

    (This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

  6. Probably depends on her sense of humor...

    Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

    Her: what's the first?

    Me: you/2.
    I'm a psycho

  7. I like my girls how I like my humor

    Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

  8. Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

    Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

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