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150 Humor Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 150 humor pick up lines for her and flirty humor rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about humor that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with humor rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny humor pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty humor joke for a great chat response.

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A good Humor pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  2. My love for you is like my humor,

    it might be lame, but it never quits.

  3. I can tell you have a good sense of humor

    Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

  4. I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

    Humor = You More

  5. I must say, your sense of humor is as cheeky as those perfect buttocks of yours. Quite the package! 😉

  6. "Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

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What is a good Humor pickup line?

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"Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in your sense of humor."

Fanny, your sense of humor is contagious! I love someone who can make me laugh. Tell me a joke that never fails to crack you up.

Your height is divine, your humor so sweet, a date with you would be a wonderful treat.

"Oh, a fan of witty humor, I see. Maybe we could watch it together sometime, under one blanket, sharing popcorn and laughs."

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Smooth Humor pickup line

Haha, not so fast! How about we keep things PG for now? Your sense of humor is quite captivating though 😄

"Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."

"I keep my words silent, my humor quite sarcastic, but in your radiant presence, even silence turns charismatic."

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Sounds tempting, but how about we start with a coffee date first? Your sense of humor is already winning me over.

Is your name Rizz? Because every time you smile, the whole room lights up with happiness.

"You think I'm dry? Maybe it's because you haven't yet discovered the oasis of humor hidden in my heart."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your humor and adorableness—and I’m ready to melt!"

Haha, you think db is goated? Well, I think your sense of humor is pretty goated too! 😄


"Well, first rule of virtual dating: Always compliment the other person. Like, I must say, your sense of humor is enchanting."

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Working Humor tinder opener

"Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."

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Try using funny and charming Humor conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: wit, humor, and the ability to keep up."

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Just like bees crave honey, I'm craving your sweet humor and irresistible charm."

Totally get it! Let's focus on the present. I'm enjoying our conversation and getting to know you. Your sense of humor is refreshing.

I appreciate someone who’s confident and has a great sense of humor. But honestly, it’s that spark that really catches my attention. What about you?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you just sprained my heart with your beauty.

"Ha, nope! The only thing I traffic is good vibes and occasional dad jokes. How's your sense of humor?"

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

Your wit is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. Let's uncork a bottle together.


Good to hear! You've got a great sense of humor, it's really charming. Looking forward to more conversations with you.

"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

"Ever been trolled by a prince charming? Because when I'm around you, even my sense of humor gets captivated."

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Using good and clever Humor hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Your sense of humor definitely caught my attention! Plus, I couldn't resist getting to know the person behind those witty messages.

You must be the cooler twin then! 😉 Your sense of humor definitely sets you apart.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... and it's really awkward!

Of course! Your sense of humor is top-notch and your wit keeps me on my toes. It's refreshing and fun.

"Rachelle, your kindness and humor on air make me tune in every day. Can I join your fan club?"

"Heyy! So glad you're not a bot, unless you're a really advanced one with a sense of humor!"

"Humor always brightens up my day. Good to know we share that! What other surprising quirks should I be prepared for?"

"Is your name Skibidy? Because every time I see you, my heart flushes with excitement like a high-tech toilet."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you smile, all my other thoughts disappear... and I only think of you."


"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—except my terrible dance moves!"

"Drizzling you say? Well, I'd recommend a coat of humor for that...it's 'puns' of fun and also waterproof!"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside, but I know I'll have a scream of a time."

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"Hey Monica, your sense of humor and those green eyes make me want to invest in our future together."

Hey, Fanny! Your sense of humor shines through your messages. It's refreshing to chat with someone as witty as you.

Haha, I'm glad you appreciate my sense of humor! Skibidi skibidi wa wa, right? 😄

Haha, well I hope that's an A+ for charm and a solid B for humor! 😉 Let's keep this grade school flirting going!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see your smile, you make my jokes disappear.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sense of humor."

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

Totally get it! Humor is key. So, what’s your favorite way to lighten the mood when things get serious?

"I may not be a prince, but I can charm you with my beastly humor and monstrous appetite for fun!"


"Fair enough! Just remember, if you ever need a backup plan, I come with a side of charm and humor. What’s next on your agenda?"

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

Gotta admit, I was banking on your sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to come up with a more original opening next time!

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These flirty Humor pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Haha, I must say your sense of humor is as attractive as your... appreciation for the finer things in life.

Blushing is just your face's way of complimenting my great sense of humor. Can't blame you! 😜

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...into your ridiculous sense of humor!"

Dark humor can be a hit or miss, right? I'd love to hear your funniest joke that toes the line!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a better sense of humor?"

"Are you a dark meme? Because you pull me into your world with your intriguing mystery and unpredictable humor."

"Flirting? No, I'm just practicing my future Nobel Prize winning formula: Charm + Humor = Your Phone Number."

"My roller coaster? Oh, it specializes in taking breathtaking beauties on heart-fluttering rides of humor and charm!"

"Glad you liked it! Your sense of humor is as attractive as you are. But can we match in wit like we do in charm?"


Your sense of humor is sexy. Can't wait to make you laugh in person, and maybe see what other sounds I can bring out of you.

"Are you a magician? Every time I look into your eyes, everything else disappears, even my 'black' humor!"

"Laughing so hard right now! You seem to have a great sense of humor. What book or movie made you laugh recently?"

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"Besides my charm and humor, should I bring anything else? Perhaps some wine to match the intoxication of your beauty?"

"Monica, you light up my cockpit just like how your presence lights up any room."

"Do you like your jokes like you love your ranch? Because I got a whole lot of smooth and creamy humor for you."

I can sense that you're ambitious, witty, and have a great sense of humor. Am I right?

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life and I can't shut up about it."

Haha, I must say, your sense of humor is quite impressive! It's refreshing to chat with someone as funny as you.

"From what I can tell, you seem like a genuinely interesting person with a great sense of humor. Let's continue this journey of discovery!"

"Your humor is magnetic, and I can't resist your charm. Let's create our own comedy show."

If you were a bag of plantain chips, I'd never let you go stale because you're always fresh with humor.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... and so does my sense of humor!"

Let's keep things light, no need to fret,
Your sense of humor, I won't forget.

"Well, your sense of humor is as captivating as I imagine your eyes must be. Tell me, are they as mischievous in person?"

"Your laughter is my favorite melody; let me be your loyal pet in this enchanting dance of humor."

"Oh, a man with diverse tastes! I can handle some Ryan Reynolds humor and Christian Bale intensity."

"I agree, it would be a blast. With your sense of humor, I bet there's never a dull moment around you."

"Your laugh reaction is like a caffeine shot to my heart. Who needs coffee when I've got your humor?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your cute smile, everyone else disappears!"

"Are you about to block me? I hoped your sense of humor was as large as your...personality."

It's simple really—you caught my eye with your passion and humor. I felt an instant spark that I couldn’t ignore!

"Ever surf a wave as captivating as your blonde beauty? I'd love to ride the tide of your sarcastic humor."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be an angel with such a great sense of humor!

Are you made of dark humor? Because I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette, and you're the bullet.

"Why not! Smiling's my favorite exercise, it burns off the calories from my sense of humor."

"Did you just dunk? Because with your height, humor, and perfection, you just slammed dunked into my heart."

You have a way with words that's truly captivating. Your sense of humor shines through, and I can't help but smile reading your messages.

"Well, your sense of humor and intriguing personality have me intrigued... but let's keep the mystery alive for a bit longer, shall we?"

Drunk texting is a skill. You were probably just testing your sense of humor, right? I'll make sure to laugh extra hard at your jokes now.

"Your humor brightens my day, as your white skin illuminates this room, but it's your brown eyes that truly capture me."

"I'm glad you think so! You know, your sense of humor is one of the many things that caught my attention."

"Oh, don't worry, I've been lifting weights at the gym... of humor and wit. Ready to be swept off your feet yet?"

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, even if my humor isn't always wireless-friendly!"

"If our love story was a subreddit, it would be r/UnexpectedlyCharming, because I'm Fuhrer-iously attracted to your shitposting skills."

"Is your sense of humor contagious? Because I'm already smiling just from talking to you."

"Are you a black comedy? Because your dark humor lights up my world in inexplicably attractive ways."

Hey Monica, are you a dog lover? Because I'm fetching and worth more than a 401k!

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

"Well, I'm pretty sure a glance at my bookshelf of comedy biographies means I got your humor requirement checked off."

"Can we talk the night away? It's the only way I'd love to get lost in your beautifully chaotic world."

"Well, you have this intriguing mix of intelligence and charm that's hard to resist. Plus, you seem to have a great sense of humor."

Ah, fanny! Your sense of humor is as captivating as your smile. Can't wait to uncover more about you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears in a rizz of sparkles.

"Oh, absolutely! The perfect blend of 'Friends' vibes with a dash of 'The Office' humor. What's your favorite sitcom, by the way?"

"You must be the final boss, because your beauty has me grinding levels in charm and humor just to impress you."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like your sense of humor.

Are you a comedian? Because your humor is infectious, just like the way you light up a room.

"I'm back, and I've officially updated my software. Now, I'm fully compatible with your sense of humor version

If dark humor were a game of Russian Roulette, I'd risk it all just to make you laugh.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—just like my sense of seriousness!"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sense of humor."

"An army officer? So, can you handle a friendly assault of humor and sarcasm?"

"Contempt and annoyance may be your default settings, but maybe my charm can be the exception."

"Do you have an insurance policy? Because your jokes are so bad, they're making my heart stop...from laughter."

Your sense of humor is like a perfect joke - it always leaves me wanting more.

"A little silliness never hurts, right? It's as captivating as your sense of humor. Let's keep the fun rolling, shall we?"

"Ah, mission accomplished! But fair warning, my humor can be a little cheesy—how do you feel about puns and dad jokes? 😄"

Because your humor in your profile caught my eye. I love a good laugh, and you seem witty. 😄

Haha, thank you! Your humor is as attractive as my butt, so we're even. 😉 Let's keep this banter going!

"Your sense of humor is magnetic, why don't we let it attract us towards a coffee date?"

"Is your driving as passionate as your humor? Because I'm ready for a crazy, fun ride with you."

"Ha, your humor's infectious! I'm really enjoying this chat. Do you have any hidden talents that would surprise me?"

Thanks! I think my humor was a defense mechanism against my terrible cooking skills. Ever tried to make toast and ended up with a smoke alarm? 😂

"Are you a director? Because you just turned my life into a rom-com with one smile!"

"Glad to know my humor is working here. Seeing your 'lol', my day just became brighter than the Northern Lights."

"And you've got a great sense of humor appreciation! So, tell me about your favorite funny movie or stand-up comedian."

"Absolutely serious, especially about how your sense of humor brightens my day. Can't help but admire that sass!"

Hey there, I can't help but smile reading your messages. Your sense of humor is refreshing. What's your favorite way to spend a lazy Sunday?

"I see an ocean of hate, but ever thought about sailing on it with humor? It's less salty!"

"Sounds perfect, no rush! Whenever you're ready, I'll be here with intriguing stories and my legendary sense of humor."

"Do you believe in love at first pun? Because I’m falling for you faster than I can tell a joke!"

"Safely home and thinking about our intriguing conversation. Your sense of humor is more captivating than I expected."

Haha, well, I guess I'll have to start calling you the wise big sis! By the way, your sense of humor is on point!

"If my charm fails to impress you, I'll settle for making you feel like the queen you are."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Rachel? Or were you too busy laughing at the angels' lame pick-up lines?"

"Rachel, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you and I can't afford the charge."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because your humor is so hot, it's making my heart melt."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the comedy club? Because your humor just stole my heart."

"Your smile could light up a room and your sense of humor is contagious. You're definitely someone worth getting to know better."

Hey, I can tell you have a great sense of humor from your messages. It's refreshing. You're definitely someone I'd like to get to know better.

"Your beauty is no joke, but your humor sure steals the show. Will you be my punchline forever?"

Haha, you have a great sense of humor! I can't wait to hear more jokes from you in person.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Humor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Humor openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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