110 Humor Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Ha, nope! The only thing I traffic is good vibes and occasional dad jokes. How's your sense of humor?"

"I keep my words silent, my humor quite sarcastic, but in your radiant presence, even silence turns charismatic."

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

"Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in your sense of humor."

"From our chats, I'd say you're a delightful mix of intelligence, humor and intrigue. You're intriguingly refreshing!"

"Oh, a fan of witty humor, I see. Maybe we could watch it together sometime, under one blanket, sharing popcorn and laughs."

"You think I'm dry? Maybe it's because you haven't yet discovered the oasis of humor hidden in my heart."

"Are you kidding me? Did you just come out of a joke book, because you've got my sense of humor on a string!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: wit, humor, and the ability to keep up."

"Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside, but I know I'll have a scream of a time."

"I may not be a prince, but I can charm you with my beastly humor and monstrous appetite for fun!"

"Drizzling you say? Well, I'd recommend a coat of humor for that...it's 'puns' of fun and also waterproof!"

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your sense of humor."

"Heyy! So glad you're not a bot, unless you're a really advanced one with a sense of humor!"

"Humor always brightens up my day. Good to know we share that! What other surprising quirks should I be prepared for?"

"Is your name Skibidy? Because every time I see you, my heart flushes with excitement like a high-tech toilet."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life and I can't shut up about it."

"My roller coaster? Oh, it specializes in taking breathtaking beauties on heart-fluttering rides of humor and charm!"

"I agree, it would be a blast. With your sense of humor, I bet there's never a dull moment around you."

"Laughing so hard right now! You seem to have a great sense of humor. What book or movie made you laugh recently?"

"From what I can tell, you seem like a genuinely interesting person with a great sense of humor. Let's continue this journey of discovery!"

"Besides my charm and humor, should I bring anything else? Perhaps some wine to match the intoxication of your beauty?"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look into your eyes, everything else disappears, even my 'black' humor!"

"Your humor is magnetic, and I can't resist your charm. Let's create our own comedy show."

"Oh, a man with diverse tastes! I can handle some Ryan Reynolds humor and Christian Bale intensity."

"Your laugh reaction is like a caffeine shot to my heart. Who needs coffee when I've got your humor?"

"Glad you liked it! Your sense of humor is as attractive as you are. But can we match in wit like we do in charm?"

"Are you a dark meme? Because you pull me into your world with your intriguing mystery and unpredictable humor."

"Flirting? No, I'm just practicing my future Nobel Prize winning formula: Charm + Humor = Your Phone Number."

"Well, your sense of humor is as captivating as I imagine your eyes must be. Tell me, are they as mischievous in person?"

"Are you a black comedy? Because your dark humor lights up my world in inexplicably attractive ways."

"Ever surf a wave as captivating as your blonde beauty? I'd love to ride the tide of your sarcastic humor."

"I'm glad you think so! You know, your sense of humor is one of the many things that caught my attention."

"Is your sense of humor contagious? Because I'm already smiling just from talking to you."

"Well, your sense of humor and intriguing personality have me intrigued... but let's keep the mystery alive for a bit longer, shall we?"

"Are you about to block me? I hoped your sense of humor was as large as your...personality."

"Why not! Smiling's my favorite exercise, it burns off the calories from my sense of humor."

"Your humor brightens my day, as your white skin illuminates this room, but it's your brown eyes that truly capture me."

"Did you just dunk? Because with your height, humor, and perfection, you just slammed dunked into my heart."

"If our love story was a subreddit, it would be r/UnexpectedlyCharming, because I'm Fuhrer-iously attracted to your shitposting skills."

"Can we talk the night away? It's the only way I'd love to get lost in your beautifully chaotic world."

"Oh, absolutely! The perfect blend of 'Friends' vibes with a dash of 'The Office' humor. What's your favorite sitcom, by the way?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure a glance at my bookshelf of comedy biographies means I got your humor requirement checked off."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like your sense of humor.

"You must be the final boss, because your beauty has me grinding levels in charm and humor just to impress you."

"I'm back, and I've officially updated my software. Now, I'm fully compatible with your sense of humor version

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sense of humor."

"Your sense of humor is magnetic, why don't we let it attract us towards a coffee date?"

"Is your driving as passionate as your humor? Because I'm ready for a crazy, fun ride with you."

"Ha, your humor's infectious! I'm really enjoying this chat. Do you have any hidden talents that would surprise me?"

"Well, you have this intriguing mix of intelligence and charm that's hard to resist. Plus, you seem to have a great sense of humor."

"Do you have an insurance policy? Because your jokes are so bad, they're making my heart stop...from laughter."

"If being a chatterbox with a twisted humor was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart."

"A little silliness never hurts, right? It's as captivating as your sense of humor. Let's keep the fun rolling, shall we?"

"Glad to know my humor is working here. Seeing your 'lol', my day just became brighter than the Northern Lights."

"And you've got a great sense of humor appreciation! So, tell me about your favorite funny movie or stand-up comedian."

"Sounds perfect, no rush! Whenever you're ready, I'll be here with intriguing stories and my legendary sense of humor."

"Safely home and thinking about our intriguing conversation. Your sense of humor is more captivating than I expected."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because your humor is so hot, it's making my heart melt."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the comedy club? Because your humor just stole my heart."

"Your beauty is no joke, but your humor sure steals the show. Will you be my punchline forever?"

"Rachel, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you and I can't afford the charge."

"I see an ocean of hate, but ever thought about sailing on it with humor? It's less salty!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Rachel? Or were you too busy laughing at the angels' lame pick-up lines?"