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Top 9 Humor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Humor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

  2. I can tell you have a good sense of humor

    Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

  3. I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

    Humor = You More

  4. Hey girl, are you made of copper, tellurium, arsenic, helium, carbon, and potassium?

    Because your CuTe As HeCK
    (science humor)

  5. I don't know how smart I need to be to take you out, but for you I would learn even the multiplication table

    9/10 to make her laugh, good opener, remember guys, humor is more important than multiplication table

  6. -Are you an australian animal?

    +...

    -Because charmander i choose you.



    (This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

  7. Probably depends on her sense of humor...

    Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

    Her: what's the first?

    Me: you/2.
    I'm a psycho

  8. Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

    Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

  9. I like my girls how I like my humor

    Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

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