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Top 39 Laugh Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Laugh pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  2. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
    Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  3. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  4. Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

  5. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  6. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

    So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

  7. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

  8. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

  9. Did you fall from heaven??

    Cuz damn you look hurt.

    (You'll get some laughs which is better imo)

  10. Hey girl, I could make you laugh

    'coz all my life is a joke

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Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

10/10 would make her laugh

Girl you're so hot


If you ate bread.... you'd poop toast.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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Pickup line for a girl named crystal?

Need a good pickup line for the girl that's named crystal. Something clever that will make her laugh.

Best line that's worked for me
Me, You, Barry White, scented candles, massage oils, my sheepskin rug, a roaring fire and a bucket of fried chicken...what do you say?

It gets a laugh, then from there get the number and away you go.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

I make myself laugh

I should date myself.

Smile if you wanna have sex with me.

Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.

Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop"

Her: yes that way

Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone)


Bruh this is smooth as hell right

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

They say a little soul and heart shine out of every laugh...

It's hard to tell because I can't see a thing over all this laughter! 🤡

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Good opener for Erika

Need a tasteful line that'll make her laugh, preferably one related to her name. Thanks in advance!

LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach...(laughs)

NAH, just playin'. Let's get some pizza and go to the arcade!

Need one for Tiyasha

A pickup line that make her laugh and respond to the DM.

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

Pickup line for guys based off of, "What color is this dress?"

Take a picture of yourself in a dress on your phone. Go up to a girl at the bar and ask, "Hey what color is this dress?" They'll be thinking, "Oh no not this B.S. again..." but then they see it's a ridiculous picture of you in a dress. Could think you're a cross-dresser, but chances are they'll get a good laugh and you'll have some company on the walk home.

Give me your hand...

Puts lime in her hand.

She looks confused.

“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”

She laughs.

“That was my pick up lime.”

Hey girl, do you like to laugh?

Because I’m officially taken as a joke.

HANZO: (Ahem.) What's the opposite of the number two?

A lonely me, a lonely you. ... Why are you laughing?

Make her laugh, win her heart

Hey I just shit in my bed, can I sleep in yours?

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you show me how to get to your place?

And you’d like point at the map in a really nerdy way, and make them laugh.

It’s great when there’s the physical delivery, too.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.