The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 38 Laugh Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Laugh pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Laugh tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  3. I heard you like funny guys...

    Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing

  4. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
    Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  5. Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

  6. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  7. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  8. Hey, how are you? :)

    He/she replies: im good how bout you?

    you reply: im kinda mad cos i just lost something ;(

    he/she replies: oh what did you lose?

    (them asking a genuine question not expecting anything)

    you reply: i lost my breath when i look at you

    then they be laughing and really enjoyed the pun. and some will blush.
    totally works for me 99% of the time. you guys give it a try and let me know ;)

  9. Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

  10. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.


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Working laugh pickup lines

You must make me laugh and giggle
Before you can make this kiss clap and jiggle

Me Homo Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

Hey girl, I could make you laugh

'coz all my life is a joke

Are you a joke ?

Cause you make me laugh and smile :).

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This is a funny Laugh pickup line!

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Thanks for your help!!
I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

A girl asked me what my major was

I said, "Major in astrophysics, minor in women's studies." (The women's studies part isn't true)

She's like "Women's studies??"

And I said, "I get that reaction all the time. Those are the two things in life I'm most passionate about."

I let it sink in for a second and then she got a good laugh out of it. Now I have her number =)

I don't know how smart I need to be to take you out, but for you I would learn even the multiplication table

9/10 to make her laugh, good opener, remember guys, humor is more important than multiplication table

Best line that's worked for me

Me, You, Barry White, scented candles, massage oils, my sheepskin rug, a roaring fire and a bucket of fried chicken...what do you say?

It gets a laugh, then from there get the number and away you go.

I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.

I make myself laugh

I should date myself.

Smile if you wanna have kiss with me.

Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.

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Working Laugh tinder opener

Your eyes, they shine like the sun.

Man, are they hard to look at.

Gets a laugh, which is key.

Good opener for Erika

Need a tasteful line that'll make her laugh, preferably one related to her name. Thanks in advance!

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you show me how to get to your place?

And you’d like point at the map in a really nerdy way, and make them laugh.

It’s great when there’s the physical delivery, too.

LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach...(laughs)

NAH, just playin'. Let's get some pizza and go to the arcade!

HANZO: (Ahem.) What's the opposite of the number two?

A lonely me, a lonely you. ... Why are you laughing?

Pickup line for guys based off of, "What color is this dress?"

Take a picture of yourself in a dress on your phone. Go up to a girl at the bar and ask, "Hey what color is this dress?" They'll be thinking, "Oh no not this B.S. again..." but then they see it's a ridiculous picture of you in a dress. Could think you're a cross-dresser, but chances are they'll get a good laugh and you'll have some company on the walk home.

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

Need one for Tiyasha

A pickup line that make her laugh and respond to the DM.

Hey girl, do you like to laugh?

Because I’m officially taken as a joke.

Give me your hand...

Puts lime in her hand.

She looks confused.

“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”

She laughs.

“That was my pick up lime.”