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  1. I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

    Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.

  2. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  3. All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

  4. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  5. Corny - Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

    ....because I really enjoy checking you out.

  6. I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.

  7. Are you a meme?

    Because I want to thoroughly enjoy you and then pass you around to my friends

  8. Do you enjoy sales?

    Because if you're looking a good one, clothes are 100% off at my place

  9. Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?

    Cuz, I don’t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you

  10. Enjoying view here by the beach right?

    Well i'm shore as hell enjoying it because i'm with you right now.

    Now would it be shelfish if i buy you a drink and have a chat?

    I know its random but i wanted to ask if the coast was clear and i'm not bothering you.

    I dont wanna come a bit too up-prawn-t but can i have your number?

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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?
How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Oh, you're a fan of biathletes? Want to enjoy today's lube...I mean luge...with me?

Are u 2019?

Cause I’m gonna enjoy your while you’re here, but when you leave, I might start a riot.

It's going to be a long night, I don't particularly enjoy the book I started.

Are you a chipmunk?

Cus I bet you'll enjoy this nut in your mouth.

Hey girl , are you Minecraft ?

Cause you died in 2014 but i still enjoy playing with you .

I enjoy looking at my grandparents when they eat with eachother
I want to experience that with you too

Hey girl, are you minecraft?

Because you died in 2014 but I still enjoy playing with you

Are you the Zombieland??

Cause I wanna enjoy the little things and wantum your wampum.

Y’know Im a lot like life

Short but you can enjoy while you can.

Your bio says you enjoy competitive shooting...

You say PULL and I’ll shoot

Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!

Need one for a Sylvia

SuicideDroid use pickup line!
But it had no affect on Sylvia!

->Fight PkMn
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PS- Thanks in advance lol hope yall enjoyed the pkm reference

How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

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One of the core issues man have is:

What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

What should I say next?

What is she thinking about me?

Does she like me?

How can I sexualize more?

One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

You should already assume that she likes you.

This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

What are the odds of getting her home?

You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

The rest is assumed!

You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

However,

You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

Realise that NOBODY is against you.

They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

I enjoy rape...

...so you dont have to

Do you enjoy studying the planets

Because I want to touch on Uranus

Roses are red, Violets are violets

My name ain't santa,but enjoy sitting on my lap. Yay :p

What's the difference between you and a snow bank?

I wouldn't enjoy plowing the snow bank.

What's the difference between you and work?

I wouldn't enjoy coming into work tomorrow.

You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.

Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Hey girl, did you know that you have to enjoy little things in life?

So how about you come to my plcve and enjoy this dick

[Line for Squad] Guarantee she isn't prepared for this

9/10 people enjoy gangbang

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You're the one.

You will enjoy my special tea ceremony.