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Top 39 pleasure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pleasure chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

  2. Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

    Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?

  3. I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

  4. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  5. I'm three times the pleasure, hm!

  6. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  7. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

  8. Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

  9. Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

    Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

  10. Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

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I may have many nicknames for you but one day...
I ope to have the pleasure to call you mine

Hey baby, are you a BMW?

Because I wanna have the sheer pleasure of driving you.

Girl are you hedonist ?

'cause I can't wait to use that head for pleasure.

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a ‘I’d like to take care of you’ way)

Hey, have I seen you before?

No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time

Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?
Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.

We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.

Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Babe, I am down for some fishy business for your pleasure.

Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.

My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in one night.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

Are you a bud light lime? Because you look like a guilty pleasure.

My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.

Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!

My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

Once I strike you down, you won't want to get up from the intense pleasure.

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure

May i pleasure you with my tongue?