There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

(Gunlancer) My Surge Cannon can pleasure at multiple angles.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

I'm as sweet as sugar and on the inside I'm hot and gooey for your pleasure.

Ready to be pleasured? I will turn your swining into moaning.

I love rollercoasters but

Riding you and screaming would be much more pleasurable

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

Is your name chocolate, because you make my serotonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

Blood Hunter: My blade thirsts with pleasure.

"If you're tired of sitting on those uncomfortable chairs, my face promises a cushioned and more pleasurable perch."

"Our story could be the best one you'll ever read, care to turn the first page?"

"Being lost in your eyes is a pleasure, but recognizing the beauty of your entire soul is a treasure."

"Your greed for love is my pleasure, as I have an abundance of it waiting just for you."

"Watching you dance is like a fiery tango, may I have the pleasure of being your next partner?"

"Do you like rubber ducks? Because I'm ready to quack you up in the bathroom of life!"

"Your adorable gestures are my simple pleasure, can they become part of my everyday treasure?"

"Your love for cute gestures makes my world rotate; shall we spin it together with a dance tonight?"

"In the realm of passion, no better emblem, like a condom, you're safety and pleasure's enwombed emblem."

"Is your name Bubble Bath? Because I'm 'soaked' in your charm and it's making me 'slip' into laughter."

"Your love for words is enchanting, but if we were a story, I'd never want a plot twist."

"Sounds like we make a great trio - you, me, and the joys of simple pleasures like eating and sleeping!"

Wanna roll a natural 20 on your pleasure check tonight?

"Well hello there! It's a pleasure to meet someone as intriguing as you. What's something you're passionate about?"

"Forget about those hard chairs, darling. My face promises a seat far more comfortable and pleasure-filled."

"Excuse me, miss, but your cuteness is truly captivating. Could this stranger have the pleasure of knowing your name?"

Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.

"For breathtaking beauties like you, it's a pleasure that feels almost criminal to resist. But remember, the real magic happens when our minds connect."

"You're the perfect study-break, it's always a pleasure to lose focus when you're around."

"You look as tempting as a rich chocolate cake, may I have the pleasure of knowing your sweet personality?"

"Is your name Literature? Because I find myself completely lost in your pages."

"If beauty were a secret, you'd be the most stunning mystery I've ever had the pleasure to unravel."

Babe are you data? Because I sure want to manipulate and study ways to pleasure you.

"Well, thank you! It's always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates a good strength. And what about you, what are your superpowers?"

"Seeing your radiant smile is a delight, but darling, can I have the pleasure of your body picture tonight?"

"Reza, the way your name resonates in my heart is like music. May I have the pleasure of your symphony?"

"Just like the 'Bohemian Rhapsody' secretly moves me, you, my charming Dumbledore, enchant my heart effortlessly."

"In the realm of pleasure, your confidence is key, just as your eyes unlock the passion inside me."

"An admirer, enchanted by your charisma. Could I earn the pleasure of knowing your name?"

"Well, how about we explore our mutual interests? Do you have a guilty pleasure movie that's a must-see for you?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially someone who appreciates a good book."

"Is your heart a book? Because every glance I steal, feels like an intriguing new chapter unfolding."

"If being with you is a punishment, then I'm the luckiest man alive facing the most pleasurable sentence."

"Your curves are a roadmap to paradise, care to be my guide for an unforgettable journey filled with pleasure?"

"Just like the Amazon, your beauty's a world treasure, in your eyes, I find an endless pleasure."

"Ever heard of a pleasure exchange, Jenna? Because I'd love to trade some heated feelings with you."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Unzip. Unzip who? Unzip a world of pleasure when I'm with you, darling."

"Can I be the Costco chicken to your sorority crush event? Because I'm hot, ready, and available in bulk."

"How about we explore a thrilling world together, your trust in my ropes, my pleasure in your submission?"

"Your orange hair outshines the brightest autumn leaves, may I have the pleasure of knowing your name?"

"Are you a novel? Because the more I read into your eyes, the more I want to explore your story."

"Your beauty is intoxicating, and I'm feeling tipsy; can I have the pleasure of being drunk in your love tonight?"

"May I have the pleasure of being your partner in this dance called life?"

"Darling, your beauty is beyond measure, and it's my pleasure to take care of every inch, especially your treasured chest."

"Given your affinity for pleasure, you're just the spark I need to set my world on fire. Shall we?"

"Doing well, thank you. Just enjoying life's simple pleasures. How about you? What brightens your day?"

"We might not talk much, but your eyes... they're inviting me into a world of extraordinary pleasure."

"Your smile is like the best plot twist, unexpected but undeniably beautiful."

"Feeling parched? Allow me the pleasure of being your tall glass of water for the evening."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always said to follow my dreams and you're the protagonist in mine."

"Hiding your face won't stop me from being captivated by your charm. May I have the pleasure of a full introduction?"

"Can our date be as delightful as finding the last Costco chicken, Miss Sorority Crush?"

"In the game of love, you’re my Victory Royale, giving me the ultimate pleasure every match."