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Top 41 Pleasure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pleasure pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you work at chickfila?

    Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)

  2. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

  3. Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

    Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?

  4. I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

  5. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  6. I'm three times the pleasure, hm!

  7. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  8. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

  9. Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

  10. Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

    Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

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Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

I may have many nicknames for you but one day...

I ope to have the pleasure to call you mine

Girl I am better than Netflix. I could pleasure you for hours on demand.

Hey baby, are you a BMW?

Because I wanna have the sheer pleasure of driving you.

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Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

Hey, have I seen you before?

No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time

Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

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May i pleasure you with my tongue?

I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

Twins. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.

Babe, I am down for some fishy business for your pleasure.

Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.

My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in one night.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."