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Top 40 Pleasure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pleasure pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you work at chickfila?

    Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)

  2. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

  3. Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

    Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?

  4. I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

  5. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

  6. I'm three times the pleasure, hm!

  7. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  8. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

  9. Are you a Bud Light Lime?

    Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

  10. Babe, did you know I’m secretly part pizza?

    Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure

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Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.

I love rollercoasters but

Riding you and screaming would be much more pleasurable

I may have many nicknames for you but one day...

I ope to have the pleasure to call you mine

Girl I am better than Netflix. I could pleasure you for hours on demand.

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Girl are you hedonist ?

'cause I can't wait to use that head for pleasure.

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

Hey, have I seen you before?

No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time

Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?

The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

Once I strike you down, you won't want to get up from the intense pleasure.

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure

May i pleasure you with my tongue?

I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

Twins. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.