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Top 50 Glad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Glad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Glad conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm really glad you're wearing a mask...

    Now I can focus on how beautiful your eyes are.

  2. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  3. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  4. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  5. Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

  6. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

  7. Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  8. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  9. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  10. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.


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I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

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I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

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Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

I'm glad I bought spare socks… You're giving me cold feet.

I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.

Freaky Friday! Hell I'm just glad it's Friday.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.

Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you! Doom endures.