The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Glad Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Glad rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Glad pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I'm really glad you're wearing a mask...

    Now I can focus on how beautiful your eyes are.

  2. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  3. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  4. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  5. Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

  6. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

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What is a Glad pickup line?

Working short glad pickup lines to impress a girl

Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

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This is a funny Glad pickup line!

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.


glad Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I swore off sweets as my New Year’s resolution…

But I’d gladly eat your cake.

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

I’m glad we’re in a Library...
Cause I’m definitely checking you out

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?


Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

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Working Glad tinder opener

I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.

glad Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

I'm glad I bought spare socks… You're giving me cold feet.

I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you


Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

glad Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.

Doom will gladly engage in s**... activities with you! Doom endures.

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

I was colorblind before I saw you.

Now I'm glad the universe is allowing me to see you as you are, bright and vibrant.

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.

Are you trash?

Cause I’ll gladly take you out


I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.

Are you English class?

Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

I never thought i would find someone who makes glad that I've come back to life.

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Glad phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Glad lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.