110 Glad Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I swore off sweets as my New Year’s resolution…

But I’d gladly eat your cake.

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

"If you were a flame, I'd gladly play the moth, just to feel your irresistible heat."

"Well, I'm glad we're on the same page. I must say, your confidence is as attractive as your profile picture."

"I'm glad we're on the same page. Your intellect is as attractive as your profile picture, it's quite enticing."

"Glad to meet a genuine soul like you, not lured by cheesy lines. Your authenticity is sexier than any rehearsed phrase."

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"Taken? Honey, with a beauty like yours, I'd gladly compete to be your 'taken-for-granted'."

"Are you a queen? Because for you, I'd gladly be the king that never steps off your chessboard."

"Can we play Sorry together? Cause I'd gladly take a thousand wrong turns just to end up with you."

"I'm glad you're open to new experiences. How about we start with a coffee date and endless conversation?"

"I'm glad you understand. You've got such a great mind, it's refreshing."

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

"With your cool charm, I'd gladly freeze in your arms to experience the warmth of your love."

"Just like Felix Baumgartner, I'd gladly leap from the edge of space into the beauty of your eyes."

"Heyy! So glad you're not a bot, unless you're a really advanced one with a sense of humor!"

"I love your fearless approach! In the game of life though, I'm glad there aren't respawns. It makes moments with you more special."

I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.

"Perfect, a dance and then chocolates, it's a date then! Really glad you appreciated the gesture."

"They say smooth talkers are dangerous, but with you, I'd gladly take the risk."

"Hey! Glad to see your message. I must admit, your smile could brighten up the gloomiest day. Are you always this enchanting?"

"If your heart was a prison, I'd gladly be locked up forever. Don't let me go, sweetheart."

"Glad you're liking the vibe! Let's keep this energy flowing, shall we? What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

"Hey there! Glad we've connected. Enjoying the vibe already. What's something you're passionate about?"

"Glad you think so! It's all about breaking the ice and establishing a connection. Let's keep the conversation flowing, shall we?"

"Glad you liked it! Your sense of humor is as attractive as you are. But can we match in wit like we do in charm?"

"I'd gladly weather any storm, just to keep your web of beauty from buffering in my heart."

"I'm glad we're on the same page, gorgeous. Let's see if our chemistry is as right as our thoughts."

"I'm glad we're on the same page. You've got a knack for this, it's as exciting as solving a thrilling mystery together."

"I might not like that bald teacher or books much, Kapoor, but I'd gladly get lost in your story."

"Well, I'm glad my words are having the right effect. Should I keep stirring up that giddy feeling with more charming lines?"

"Is it illegal to steal a kiss, officer? Because I'd gladly do time just for stealing yours."

"Your happiness is my priority. I'm glad you had fun! You light up any place with your presence, making even the spa feel extra special!"

"Well, I can't say I'm as adventurous as those two! But saving you from boredom? That's a quest I'd gladly undertake."

"Who knows? Maybe we were destined to meet, with or without your friend's help. I'm just glad we did."

Doom will gladly engage in s**... activities with you! Doom endures.

"In your eyes, I see oceans deep, a dream worth diving into, a treasure I'd gladly keep."

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

"24 and already so captivating, I'd gladly call you my MILF, Most Irresistible Love Fantasy."

"If your intellect was a class, I'd gladly fail just to retake it and spend more time learning about you."

"With an allure like yours, sweetheart, loneliness is a word I'd gladly erase from our dictionary."

"Thank you! I'm glad my words resonate with you. Let's explore more of what we might have in common!"

"Glad to know my humor is working here. Seeing your 'lol', my day just became brighter than the Northern Lights."

"I'm glad my charm isn't going unnoticed. It's got nothing on your wit, though. Let's see if we match in more ways than one."

"Is it illegal to be that beautiful? Because if so, I'll gladly turn myself in."

"Is that a smirk or are you just radiating mischief? With those irresistible eyes and tempting lips, I'd gladly join your shenanigans."