Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I swore off sweets as my New Year’s resolution…

But I’d gladly eat your cake.

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

"If you were a cop, I'd willingly be your prisoner just to have you watch over me."

"If your smile were a sunset, I'd gladly lose myself in its colors every evening."

"With your cool charm, I'd gladly freeze in your arms to experience the warmth of your love."

"I'm glad we're on the same page. Your intellect is as attractive as your profile picture, it's quite enticing."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we met? 'Cause I sure am!

"Can we play Sorry together? Cause I'd gladly take a thousand wrong turns just to end up with you."

"If we were lost in these woods, I'd gladly follow you anywhere—your beauty is my favorite trail."

"I'm glad you're open to new experiences. How about we start with a coffee date and endless conversation?"

"If you were a flame, I'd gladly play the moth, just to feel your irresistible heat."

"I'm glad you appreciate it, it's a treat to chat with someone as special as you."

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"Hey beautiful, if your smile was a crime, I'd gladly be your partner in all the wrong places."

I may not be a knight in shining armor, but I'd gladly fight for your attention.

Like a delicate rose, your beauty knows no end, everything in my email to you I'll gladly send.

"Well, I'm glad we're on the same page. I must say, your confidence is as attractive as your profile picture."

"Just like Felix Baumgartner, I'd gladly leap from the edge of space into the beauty of your eyes."

I'm glad to hear you're okay, hun. How about we plan a fun adventure together soon?

"If your beauty were a breakout, I'd gladly embrace the chaos—it’s worth the glow!"

"Taken? Honey, with a beauty like yours, I'd gladly compete to be your 'taken-for-granted'."

Are you a demon? Because I'd gladly trade my soul to possess your beauty forever.

"For your heart, I'd gladly pay a bride's fee, with love richer than milk from the finest dairy."

Well, I'm glad you were looking out for me! Next time, just send a carrier pigeon. They have better luck finding me. 😉

"Glad you think so! Cute is just the start; there's a whole world of charm to discover. What’s your favorite way to create smiles?"

"Are you a queen? Because for you, I'd gladly be the king that never steps off your chessboard."

Your love for dinos is rad, like a meteor, you've made my heart extinct with glad.

Right? Their loss for sure! I’m just glad we matched—your vibe is contagious and makes this whole thing feel special! 💫

"Glad to meet a genuine soul like you, not lured by cheesy lines. Your authenticity is sexier than any rehearsed phrase."

"Well, if time with you is considered wasted, then I'd gladly waste away with you."

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

If I were a deer, I'd gladly get caught in your mesmerizing gaze all day long.

I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.

"If your heart was a prison, I'd gladly be locked up forever. Don't let me go, sweetheart."

Your presence is like a spell, I'd gladly stay in your grasp, your soul is all I desire.

"Heyy! So glad you're not a bot, unless you're a really advanced one with a sense of humor!"

"If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence, and I’d gladly be your jailer."

"Perfect, a dance and then chocolates, it's a date then! Really glad you appreciated the gesture."

Haha, I'm glad you appreciate my sense of humor! Skibidi skibidi wa wa, right? 😄

"They say smooth talkers are dangerous, but with you, I'd gladly take the risk."

"If being cheesy keeps you on your mind, then I'll gladly keep serving up more."

"Well, if anger and hatred look that good on you, I'd gladly be the reason for it."

"I love your fearless approach! In the game of life though, I'm glad there aren't respawns. It makes moments with you more special."

You're a blooming butcher, a floral artist divine,
Your beauty outshines roses, I'm glad you're all mine.

Your soul is a rare treasure, a demon would gladly possess, but I just want your heart to feel blessed.

"Hey! Glad to see your message. I must admit, your smile could brighten up the gloomiest day. Are you always this enchanting?"

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd gladly surrender to your arrest just to have you watch me."

Let's just say destiny works in mysterious ways. But hey, I'm glad our paths crossed.

"Glad you liked it! Your sense of humor is as attractive as you are. But can we match in wit like we do in charm?"

"With a beauty like yours, I’d gladly spend eternity just making you blush and stealing kisses."

"If winning you over means being as charming as your bestie, then I'll gladly accept the challenge."

"If you were a giraffe, I’d gladly get lost in your tall tales and adventurous spirit."

If I were Hades, I'd gladly trade all my pearls just to have you by my side.

"Hey there! Glad we've connected. Enjoying the vibe already. What's something you're passionate about?"

Your beauty's like a pearl so fair, in Hades' realm, I'd gladly dare.

"If leaving me is a crime, I'd gladly surrender to your irresistible allure."

"If you were a bunny, I'd gladly follow you down every rabbit hole of adventure."

"Glad you think so! It's all about breaking the ice and establishing a connection. Let's keep the conversation flowing, shall we?"

"A devil's kiss, oh so divine,
But your smile outshines, like stars that twine.
In this cosmic dance, I'm glad you exist."

I'm glad to hear that! 😊 What's been the highlight of your day so far? Mine was just thinking about how awesome our convo is! 😄

"Glad you're liking the vibe! Let's keep this energy flowing, shall we? What's your favorite way to spend a weekend?"

You light up the room like a summer sunrise, I can't help but bask in your glow.

Are you a demon? 'Cause I'm under your spell, and I'd gladly let you possess my soul as well.

"I'd gladly weather any storm, just to keep your web of beauty from buffering in my heart."

"I'm glad we're on the same page, gorgeous. Let's see if our chemistry is as right as our thoughts."

"I'm glad we're on the same page. You've got a knack for this, it's as exciting as solving a thrilling mystery together."

"I may be mortal, but I'll gladly risk it all for a chance to be with you."

Oh, I'd gladly be your willing armrest any day if it means getting to feel your hot and smooth thighs against mine.

Meeting you feels like perfect rhyme,
In this dance of fate, we share our time.
Your light so bright, it sparks a flame,
In this little chat, I’m glad you came.

"I might not like that bald teacher or books much, Kapoor, but I'd gladly get lost in your story."

Doom will gladly engage in s**... activities with you! Doom endures.

"If a kiss from you is on offer, I'd gladly take that and then some, gorgeous."

"I'd gladly hand over my wallet just to see your smile over the first round. Let's make it happen, Deanna."

Are you a supply drop? Because I'd gladly land on you in Fortnite and protect you all night long.

"Well, I'm glad my words are having the right effect. Should I keep stirring up that giddy feeling with more charming lines?"

"Who knows? Maybe we were destined to meet, with or without your friend's help. I'm just glad we did."

I’m glad you think so! Just wait until we share more adventures. Your vibe is already making this chat my favorite part of the day! 😊

"I'm glad you think so! You know, your sense of humor is one of the many things that caught my attention."

"Your happiness is my priority. I'm glad you had fun! You light up any place with your presence, making even the spa feel extra special!"

"Well, I can't say I'm as adventurous as those two! But saving you from boredom? That's a quest I'd gladly undertake."

"If I could give you the moon, I would gladly do so soon, for your smile lights up the night."

"You noticed my strong arms, huh? I'll gladly use them to sweep you off your feet."

"Is it illegal to steal a kiss, officer? Because I'd gladly do time just for stealing yours."

In the beautiful realm of your pearl-like hand, I'd gladly get lost like Persephone in Hades.

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

Phew, glad to hear that. Your smile is too beautiful for a frown. Maybe I can make you smile even more ;)

"In your eyes, I see oceans deep, a dream worth diving into, a treasure I'd gladly keep."

I'm glad you're not upset. Your positivity shines through, and it's really attractive. Keep being amazing! 😄

"If your intellect was a class, I'd gladly fail just to retake it and spend more time learning about you."

Well, I'm glad you love pizza because I make a mean homemade pizza. Ready for a taste test? 😉

"24 and already so captivating, I'd gladly call you my MILF, Most Irresistible Love Fantasy."

If sweetness was a crime, you'd be a repeat offender, and I'd gladly surrender to your charm.

"Glad you liked it! It’s always nice to know I’m on the right track. So, tell me, what’s your go-to way to unwind after a long day?"

"If you're the inspector, I'll gladly clean up my act for you, but only if you join me after work."

In the labyrinth of your heart's maze, I'd gladly get lost for days.

In another life, I'd gladly protect you with all my might, for your love is my guiding light.

In your brown eyes, I see the depths of a mesmerizing galaxy, where I'd love to lose myself gladly.

"Is your exam as hard as deciphering your allure? Because I'd gladly fail a thousand times for you."

"If you were a giraffe, I'd gladly climb any heights just to be closer to your stunning view."

"If beauty were a disease, you'd be the cure—I’d gladly be your willing victim!"

"If you were an angel, I'd gladly fall for you—just like Aziraphale would for that perfect book."

"With an allure like yours, sweetheart, loneliness is a word I'd gladly erase from our dictionary."

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd willingly surrender to your arresting beauty any day."

"If being hopeless means making your heart skip a beat, then I'll gladly embrace it."

Oh good, I'm glad you're not mad at me! Your understanding is really refreshing. You have a way of brightening my day. 😊

Are you a little red mercenary? 'Cause with you, I'd gladly go to battle... for your love.

"If love is a feast, I'd gladly savor every bit you offer, no matter how small."

Haha, I'll gladly take up that guard duty! Can't promise not to get a little distracted by your beautiful hot body though.

Glad to hear! If good feelings were a currency, we’d be millionaires by now. Let’s invest in some ice cream instead!

"If falling for you is crazy, I'd gladly embrace insanity just to be with you."