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Top 50 Glad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Glad chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  2. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  3. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  4. Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

  5. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

  6. Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  7. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  8. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  9. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  10. I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

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Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

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Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

Corny - Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this dick!

Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

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Are you English class?

Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.

Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

I never thought i would find someone who makes glad that I've come back to life.

Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you!

Doom endures.

Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

I've been lost all day

I'm glad I found you

Girl, with a face like that, im glad were not related

Because if we were i wont be able to date you

Are you from Iran?

Because I’m so glad Iranian to you!

Best pickup line to date!

Glad we're made out of stardust, cause you're the brightest looking star I've seen.