The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Glad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Glad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  2. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  3. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  4. Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

  5. Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

  6. Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  7. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  8. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  9. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  10. I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.

glad pickup line
What is a Glad pickup line?

Funny glad pickup lines

Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

glad pickup line
This is a funny Glad pickup line!

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Only fools fall for you. I'm glad i am a fool.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

If you're from Andromeda, gee, I'm glad you're early.

Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

glad pickup line
Working Glad tinder opener

Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

I was colorblind before I saw you.

Now I'm glad the universe is allowing me to see you as you are, bright and vibrant.

I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.

Are you English class?

Because I'll be glad if I get a D in you

Is that a crystal in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

I never thought i would find someone who makes glad that I've come back to life.

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you!

Doom endures.

Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

I've been lost all day

I'm glad I found you