I'm new to the area, know any good places around here for a first date?

Alright, what time works best for you?

I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.

Chidi: My soulmate will be…books.

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place and I’ll disappear in the morning.

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

Chidi: Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the I forever.

Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

Eleanor: Pobody’s nerfect, until I met you.

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Eleanor: or whatever, fine. Let's just do it.

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.

Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it s**....

Be nicer to yourself and go out with me.

I feel like eating out this morning, want to come to my place?

Michael: Now, I’m gonna and try to find our 1,001st idea.

Babe, you want pho? I know a place Pho King Good.

Tahani: You seem thoughtful. And that concerns me.

Hey girl, you make the bass drop in my heart.

Eleanor: Who you want to h**... immediately after meeting her.

Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Chidi: Here’s an idea. What if we don’t worry about whatever comes next?

Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

Eleanor: Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.

Is your game crashing because you're too good for it? Because girl, you've got me frozen in place.

Oh, I'm really good at guessing! I'd say your native place is... the mystical land of unicorns and rainbows! Am I close? 😉

Chidi: Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.

Chat History: "So, what's your favorite place in the world?"

"Oh, I'd say my couch with a good pizza and Netflix. How about you?"

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

"Are you a wizard? Because ever since I met you, all my dice rolls have been critical hits."

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the mystery of your beauty, my computational dancer."

Chidi: How are you this close to being dragged to h**... and still h**...?

Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Are you a wizard? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've rolled a natural 20!

"Your beauty deserves the best backdrop. My place, at sunset - sound good?"

Michael: Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That’s how you got Beyoncé.

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

"I like where you're going. How about discussing what inspires us most in life and why? It's always a good place to start."

"Do you have a spell to make me fall for you? Because you've already enchanted me."

Eleanor: Babe, I want a feeling of fulfillment… in your soul.

Chidi: This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love.

That's awesome, I love exploring new places too! Let's swap travel stories sometime, I bet we have some good ones. 😉

"I could spend all day trying to decide where to kiss you, but your lips seem like a good place to start."

I'm all in for being your partner in crime against apathy! Let's make this world a brighter place, one small act of goodness at a time.

Haha, I can only imagine how good you must look in that tight latex suit. Bet it hugs you in all the right places 😉

Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's under a charm spell.

"Trust me, I know the culinary map like the back of my hand. Ready for a tasteful adventure?"

Haha, I'd say my native place is wherever there's good Wi-Fi and a pizza delivery nearby! How about you?

Are you a red dragon? Because you've cast a spell on me with your fiery charm!

"Let's explore those funny spots together! I guarantee a good laugh and maybe a few surprises—could be the perfect recipe for fun. 😏"

Do you enjoy sales?

Because if you're looking a good one, clothes are 100% off at my place

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been analyzing all day, but can't seem to solve the mystery of your dance."

Are you a family reunion? Because you've got all the good genes in one place.

"I must be dreaming, because a beauty like you moving in next door feels too good to be true."

"Sure did! Mom's the queen of my heart. What about you? Who holds a special place in your life?"

Your red hair glows like fire, in dungeons we'll conspire, you're a treasure beyond compare.

Its a good thing I have a library card coz I wanna check you out.

No need to apologize, we're here to have a good time! Tell me about your favorite place to relax.

Haha, I love a good mystery! But if I had to guess, I'd say your native place is as charming and unique as you are.

"I see you're good with the broom. Ever thought about dusting off a place in your heart for me?"

In spells and dice you excel, your intellect casts a spell, in all realms, you reign fair.

"Are you a red dragon? Because every time you roll those dice, you set my heart on fire."

"Are you good at puzzles? 'Cause every time I see you, my life's pieces fall perfectly into place."

"Sounds great! I'm always up for making new friends and sharing good conversation. Who knows, we might discover some hidden gems together!"

"Good morning nurse, in your eyes the dawn's embrace, for you cure hearts with grace, in every single place."

"Absolutely, a good meal or drink makes life more flavorful. How about we explore some untried places together?"

Wow, that's impressive! I'm all about good vibes too. So, what's your go-to drink when you're finally ready to share it with someone? 🍹

"Do you love exploring cafés? Cause I've been looking for a latte and it seems like you might be my perfect blend."

"Cowboy, you must be using horsepower in all the right places, because your assets are roping me into sin."

Your flaws and perfections intertwine with grace, forming a beauty that lights up this place.

"If 'good' was a place, darling, you just turned my world into its perfect map."

"Absolutely, first place feels good! Speaking of which, what’s something you’ve done recently that made you feel like you were winning?"

"I understand your hesitation, but I promise my place is filled with good vibes and great company."

"Is your DNA made of adenine? Because I'm feeling the urge to pair with you, dancing through life's complexities together."

In a world of chaos and disgrace, your smile brings beauty to this place.

"Our chemistry might be theoretical in the lab, but what about exploring new flavors over coffee or wine tonight?"

"If I had a gold piece for every time I thought of you, I'd be the richest adventurer in Portland."

"I respect that. Exploring new places and diving into good books sounds like a thrilling friendship to me. Count me in!"

: "I love to spend my weekends hiking and exploring new places. How do you like to spend your free time?"

"Oh, that sounds adventurous, Juliana! I'm more of a 'curl up with a good book' kind of guy. Your energy is refreshing!"

"If bad was a place, I'd travel far and wide, just to be with you on the good side."

"If I were a bard, I'd sing ballads of your beauty and intelligence that could rival any dragon's treasure hoard."

It's a good thing I have my library card, cause babe I'm checking you out.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice—good girls like you make the world a much better place."

"Are you a spellcaster? Because every time I see you, my heart casts Charm Person on me."

"Well, I won't brag but my Yelp review history might give a few Michelin-starred chefs a run for their money."

In realms of dice and dragons, your charm never flags. A queen of games, you'll always snag.

Haha, I love a good guessing game! My native place is a small town with big heart. What about yours?

You've got good taste! How about we tick off those destinations together? What's one place you're itching to visit next?

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.

I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

Is work the only place that you are good at serving?

Hey girl, you're a pretty good jingle dancer. How about you come back to my place and I'll show you what the fancy dance is all about

The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.