I'm new to the area, know any good places around here for a first date?

Alright, what time works best for you?

I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.

Chidi: If this isn’t a test, then it’s something way worse: A choice! That we have to make!

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

Michae: Lies are always more convincing when they’re closer to the truth.

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

Chidi: Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the I forever.

Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.

Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.

Eleanor: or whatever, fine. Let's just do it.

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it s**....

Be nicer to yourself and go out with me.

I feel like eating out this morning, want to come to my place?

Hey girl, you make the bass drop in my heart.

Tahani: You seem thoughtful. And that concerns me.

Michael: Now, I’m gonna and try to find our 1,001st idea.

Babe, you want pho? I know a place Pho King Good.

Eleanor: Who you want to h**... immediately after meeting her.

Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Chidi: Here’s an idea. What if we don’t worry about whatever comes next?

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

Eleanor: Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.

Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.

Chidi: Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.

Chat History: "So, what's your favorite place in the world?"

"Oh, I'd say my couch with a good pizza and Netflix. How about you?"

Oh, I'm really good at guessing! I'd say your native place is... the mystical land of unicorns and rainbows! Am I close? 😉

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the mystery of your beauty, my computational dancer."

"Your beauty deserves the best backdrop. My place, at sunset - sound good?"

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

"I like where you're going. How about discussing what inspires us most in life and why? It's always a good place to start."

Michael: Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That’s how you got Beyoncé.

Chidi: This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love.

Eleanor: Babe, I want a feeling of fulfillment… in your soul.

"You fuel my computation by day, ignite my dance by night. Fancy a coffee or maybe a wine, to map our connection right?"

"Trust me, I know the culinary map like the back of my hand. Ready for a tasteful adventure?"

Haha, I'd say my native place is wherever there's good Wi-Fi and a pizza delivery nearby! How about you?

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been analyzing all day, but can't seem to solve the mystery of your dance."

"Ah, the perfect place for dreamers! Any big dreams to share? Or just a good book recommendation?"

"Sure did! Mom's the queen of my heart. What about you? Who holds a special place in your life?"

Its a good thing I have a library card coz I wanna check you out.

Haha, I love a good mystery! But if I had to guess, I'd say your native place is as charming and unique as you are.

"I see you're good with the broom. Ever thought about dusting off a place in your heart for me?"

You're really good at this guessing game! My native place is filled with lush greenery and warm smiles.

"Are you good at puzzles? 'Cause every time I see you, my life's pieces fall perfectly into place."

"Good morning nurse, in your eyes the dawn's embrace, for you cure hearts with grace, in every single place."

"Sounds great! I'm always up for making new friends and sharing good conversation. Who knows, we might discover some hidden gems together!"

"Absolutely, a good meal or drink makes life more flavorful. How about we explore some untried places together?"

"Do you love exploring cafés? Cause I've been looking for a latte and it seems like you might be my perfect blend."

"Cowboy, you must be using horsepower in all the right places, because your assets are roping me into sin."

"Is your DNA made of adenine? Because I'm feeling the urge to pair with you, dancing through life's complexities together."

"Our chemistry might be theoretical in the lab, but what about exploring new flavors over coffee or wine tonight?"

"I respect that. Exploring new places and diving into good books sounds like a thrilling friendship to me. Count me in!"

: "I love to spend my weekends hiking and exploring new places. How do you like to spend your free time?"

"Oh, that sounds adventurous, Juliana! I'm more of a 'curl up with a good book' kind of guy. Your energy is refreshing!"

It's a good thing I have my library card, cause babe I'm checking you out.

"Well, I won't brag but my Yelp review history might give a few Michelin-starred chefs a run for their money."