"I’m sure your charm would have caught my attention eventually, so yes, we'd still be having this captivating conversation."

"Probably, I would have made my way to you somehow, an irresistible book like you can't stay on the shelf for long."

"Who knows? Maybe we were destined to meet, with or without your friend's help. I'm just glad we did."

"I'm always game for meeting interesting people like you. And your workplace? That would have made it even more adventurous!"

"I'd like to think that fate would've drawn us together anyway. After all, isn't adventure all about discovering new people and experiences?"

You're the highlight of this workplace, like a shining star on a cloudy day.

"Absolutely, your radiant smile and aura would've drawn me in regardless, truly irresistible."

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Strong, and valued in the workplace.

"Well, I must admit, your charm is pretty hard to resist. So yes, I'd have been intrigued to strike up a conversation."

"I'd have found a way to our little chat universe, introductions or not. Destiny has its own way, you know!"

"Well, I'm a big believer in serendipity. So, I think our paths would have crossed regardless."

"Who knows? But I can confidently say, your radiance would have been hard to ignore."

"It's hard to resist an intriguing conversation. I'm sure we would've crossed paths eventually."

"Well, fate has a funny way of making things happen. I'd like to think our paths would've crossed eventually."

"Given time, I think our paths would've crossed anyway. A personality like yours isn't easily missed."

"Well, I might've been too awestruck to approach you, but I'm sure glad for a friend with impeccable taste."

"Well, I've always been drawn to intriguing mysteries. So yes, I'd definitely have found a reason to strike up a conversation."

"Sometimes it's the unexpected introductions that make the best stories. But hey, you're irresistible! Our paths were destined to cross."

"Well, I'd like to think fate would have found a way of bringing us together, don't you agree?"

"Well, I like to think fate has its ways. So who knows, we might've bumped into each other at the coffee machine."

"I'm sure your charm would have drawn me in eventually, fate just decided to speed things up a bit."

"I believe in fate, so I'm sure our paths would have crossed eventually. Maybe at a coffee shop or a bookstore instead."

"Intriguing question! Maybe not at work, but certainly, our paths would cross somewhere. Destiny is quite the matchmaker."

"I'm a firm believer in fate. If it wasn't your friend, it would have been something else pointing me in your direction."

"Without a doubt, your charm is magnetic enough to pull anyone in, even without an introduction."

"You underestimate my curiosity. I would've found a reason to say hello."

I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.

I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Let’s do this, but in real time.

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

Let’s give you a skills analysis.

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.

Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.

Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Should we debrief?

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

The best part of this acquisition is you.

The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?

What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?

Where else can you employ that analytical ability?

Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

You are a cut above rest. (Office Supply – Scissors)

You are just "write" for me. (Office Supply – Pen)

You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.

You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!

You say accelerated growth, I just say hot.

You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.

You're like a style guide. You add consistency to my life.

You’ve been running through my invoices all night.

Your customer interface is impressive.

Want to play a little document distribution s**... poker?

You are the highlight of my day. (Office Supply – Highlighter)

Is that low-hanging fruit or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

Enterprise this.

All this problem solving has me wanting to create problems.

Any chance you’d be interested in drilling down with me?

Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.

Are you interested in managing my account?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime.

Can I borrow a pen? I need it to write down your number when I ask you for it later today because I didn't want to look it up in the employee directory.

Can I see the inside of your cubicle?

Can you assist me with this insertion order?

Can you help me figure out my operating system?

Come here often? Every day? From 9 to 5? Yeah, I guess that is often.

Do you have a privacy policy? Beause I’d love to see your fine print.

Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I'm feeling this connection.

Don’t feel like you have to go this alone, we can tag team.

Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

Hard cover briefcases are so much better.

How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?

How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?

I bet it was your hotness that caused today's mandatory fire drill.

I can tell you’re a team player.

I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)

I don’t believe in automation, I am all hands on.

I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant.

I don’t think you and I will need any troubleshooting.

I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

I make small cubicles fun.

I may not be the most handsome guy using the copier, but right now, I'm the only one making you wait for it.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.