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Top 42 Playground Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Playground pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  2. If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

  3. Hey girl are you a playground

    Because I want to put my child in you

  4. Are you at the PTA meeting last night?

  5. Are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up

  6. Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

  7. Care for some afternoon delight?

  8. Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  9. Do you know where that that other playground is?

  10. Do you rent or own your flute?

Funny playground pickup lines

Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

Hey diddle diddle, thats what I want you to do to my vagina.

Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

I want to color-you-mine!

If I could change the althabet I would put I and U together.

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

Let's play pretend!

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

Nice minivan.

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Our kids are playing together. It must be fate!

Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to hump your face.

Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

Wanna be a parent?

Wanna come over for a play date?

We should hang out sometime.

Where’s your kid go to daycare?

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

Would you like to go on a kids-free date?