43 Playground Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Playground rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about playground, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Playground Pickup Lines

A good Playground hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl are you a playground?

Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave
Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....
Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.
Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?
If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.
Hey girl are you a playground

Because I want to put my child in you

Short and cute playground pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about playground are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

Are you at the PTA meeting last night?

Are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up

Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

Do you know where that that other playground is?

Do you rent or own your flute?

Cheesy playground Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

I like you. Can we have sexy time?

I want to color-you-mine!

If I could change the althabet I would put I and U together.

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

Corny playground Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Playground conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's play pretend!

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

Nice minivan.

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.

Our kids are playing together. It must be fate!

Wanna be a parent?

Wanna come over for a play date?

We should hang out sometime.

Where’s your kid go to daycare?

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

Would you like to go on a kids-free date?

A good playground Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Playground hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You can play in my playground anytime.

You make me want to be a better parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to h**... your face.

Would you like to join us at Color-me-mine and let me buy you a cup of coffee while at it?

Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

How old is your baby?

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Playground love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Playground chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.