The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 43 Playground Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Playground pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Playground tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a playground?

    Because i want to leave my kids in you and leave

  2. Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my vagina.

  3. Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

  4. Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  5. If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

  6. Hey girl are you a playground

    Because I want to put my child in you

  7. Care for some afternoon delight?

  8. Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

  9. Do you know where that that other playground is?

  10. Do you rent or own your flute?

Working playground pickup lines

Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

I like you. Can we have sexy time?

If I could change the althabet I would put I and U together.

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

Let's play pretend!

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

Nice minivan.

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to hump your face.

Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

Wanna be a parent?

Wanna come over for a play date?

We should hang out sometime.

Where’s your kid go to daycare?

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

How old is your baby?

Would you like to join us at Color-me-mine and let me buy you a cup of coffee while at it?