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Top 50 Pool Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pool chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?

    Because you are shallow as fuck.

  2. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

    you’re making the other girls look really bad.

  3. Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

  4. Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

  5. Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?

  6. I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

  7. Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

  8. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  9. Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?

  10. Want to help me get the body parts out of my pool?

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Are you an Olympic pool?
Because I want to put my best swimmers in there!

Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

Girl, are you a pool?

Cause I’m about to dive in.

ou look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in swimming pool with me.

Swim here often?

Are you a pool?

Because I wanna explore your deep end.

Hey girl. Are you a pool table?

Because I want to thrust my balls into your holes..

Are you a pool table?

Cause' I'd love to get my balls inside your holes uwu

Are you a swimming pool?

Because you're making me so wet

Are you a letter made out of pool sticks...

Because you are a cue T

Are you a pool?

Because my swimmers are dying to get into you.

Help! I'm drowning!

You'll have to pull me out of the dating pool x

"The Tribiani"

This was Saturday, March 10, 2018. I was at the pool. Saw a cute girl. So, I chose to run this play. I look her up and down, I say, "Hey. How you doin'?" It works. A little while later, she works up the confidence and asks for my number. Currently waiting for her to reach out to me. It was a good day.

I like your braces. They shine against the waves.

Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!

Hey, would you like a sex on the beach? Or sex with a Beech?

Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?

Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.

Hey sexy! The sun isn’t the only thing that rises.

Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?

Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.

Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.