Top 23 Swimmers Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swimmers pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Swimmers conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

2. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

3. You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

4. I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.

5. Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!

6. Hey girl are you a shark?

   Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

7. Are you an Olympic pool?

   Because I want to put my best swimmers in there!

8. Are you a 🦈 Shark? Because I have .....

   A lots of swimmers for you to swallow

9. Are you a shark?

   Cuz I got swimmers for you to swallow

10. You would be a terrible coach

    I skate and cycle yet I'm falling for you, I'm a free diver yet you take my breath away, I'm a proficient swimmer yet I'm drowning in those eyes.

Funny swimmers pickup lines

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Good thing I'm a swimmer because I'm drowning in your eyes.

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Are you a swimmer?

Cause I can give your breast a stroke

Are you a pool?

Because my swimmers are dying to get into you.

Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!

I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...

I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?