Top 22 Swimmers Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swimmers pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a shark?

   Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow

2. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

3. You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

4. I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.

5. Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!

6. Hey girl are you a shark?

   Cuz i got some swimmers for you to swallow =))

7. Are you an Olympic pool?

   Because I want to put my best swimmers in there!

8. Are you a 🦈 Shark? Because I have .....

   A lots of swimmers for you to swallow

9. Are you a shark?

   Cuz I got swimmers for you to swallow

10. Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Funny swimmers pickup lines

I hear you’re a good swimmer, wanna teach my children how to swim?

Good thing I'm a swimmer because I'm drowning in your eyes.

Are you a swimmer?

Cause I can give your breast a stroke

Are you a pool?

Because my swimmers are dying to get into you.

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!

I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?

I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.

Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...