Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.

I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.

You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.

Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

I've got the biggest torch in Rio and I'm looking for someone to blow it out

The balance beam at the Olympic is 4" wide. I'll show you a balance beam that is 4" long.

Did you bring your luge with you?

Is it true that you are an Olympic volleyball player? Because I dig you.

Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.

What Usain? You're the cutest girl I know.

Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.

Let me show you my gold medal.

I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.

"If clapping cheeks were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely take home the gold medal every time."

I need you more than the Olympic Games need skateboarding.

You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.

Hey baby, I'm so big I got disqualified in the pole vault before the first round.

I appreciate it! My secret skill? I can binge-watch an entire series without blinking. It's like the Olympics, but with snacks and pajamas. How about you?

"Ah, the legendary 'seen' move—are you testing my patience or just practicing for the Olympic games? I'm ready to compete! 🥇😄"

Your body's grace and strength combine, an Olympian goddess, oh so divine.

If being stunning was a sport, you'd be an Olympic gold medalist in my eyes.

"If winning hearts was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely take home the gold—mind if I cheer you on?"

If sleep was a sport, you'd definitely win gold. Can I be your teammate in the dream Olympics?

If talking was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win gold with your captivating conversations.

This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.

Are you an Olympic pool?

Because I want to put my best swimmers in there!

Haha, are you training for a food Olympics or something? I'll be your official cheerleader! Go, go, go! 🏆🍽️

Your curves are like a winning race, in this Olympic of beauty, you take first place.

"If missing you were a sport, I'd be the Olympic champion, because your beauty haunts my every dream."

"If relaxing was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely take home the gold—mind if I be your biggest fan?"

I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.

Two times in one week? Wow, someone’s training for the ‘Couch Potato Olympics!’ Need a coach? I specialize in lifting pizza. 🍕

Sounds like you're ready for the Olympics! I'm more of a "sink like a stone" kind of diver myself. 😂

"I’m all for winning, but let’s avoid any Olympic-style drama. Can we just settle for a participation medal instead? 🥇😄"

Raise my flag, I think I just won gold.

Nick, are you an Olympic sprinter? Because you sure know how to take my breath away.

Appreciate it! My talents include binge-watching shows and eating snacks with exceptional precision. Think of me as an Olympic couch potato! What about you?

If being charming was an Olympic sport, you'd take home the gold for sure, Miss England.

Haha, Messi? I’m more of a "running to the fridge for snacks" champion. Do you think I’d qualify for the Olympics? 🍕😂

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: beauty, brains and that Olympic-level backhand."

Thanks! I like to think my hidden talent is making awkward small talk seem like an Olympic sport. Gold medal material right here! 😂

"Is your tongue into gymnastics? Because it's got moves that could excite a whole Olympic team."

"Impressive! If only we could turn sleeping and eating into an Olympic event, I'm sure you'd win gold effortlessly!"

Girl you must be a curling broom, because you swept me off my feet.

Oh, you're a fan of biathletes? Want to enjoy today's l**......I mean luge...with me?

Well, if you’re not tired, you could take on a thrilling Netflix marathon. Or are you secretly training for the Olympics?

If taking off clothes was a sport, you'd be an Olympic champion in my eyes!

"If clapping cheeks was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win gold with those smooth moves."

If napping was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold every time. Mind if I join your team?

"Busy? Sounds like she’s training for the Olympics of Avoiding Conversations. I’ll send her a medal for that! 🥇😂"

"Ever thought about co-creating something beautiful? Because our babies would definitely win the cuteness Olympics."

"If anger were an Olympic sport, you'd win gold! Can I be your personal coach for the 'happy' event?"

I see London, I see France, I want to see you without pants!

I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?

I like the benchwarmers, sure they could keep me warm at night too

I know how to work the bar, I think I can take you.

I know how to get a leg up on the competition

I can show you how to row the boat

I always go for the goal in the sack!

Hey, wanna be part of my qualifying heat?

Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.

Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

The slopes aren't the only thing I'm going down on tonight

Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!

Girl... tonight you can be like Canada's medal count... On the top

Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile

Don't worry ladies. I only come first once every 4 years.

Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?

Boy, I'm an Olympian. Why? Because I always go for gold in the bedroom!

Let's have a drink for America and see what happens next

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather dance with you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

I can be your coxswain

Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.

Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.

The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!

There's a place where I don't get any deductions, come home with me and find out.

Want to become my new personal best?

What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?

Why don't you give me a poke with your saber?

Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?

Wow boy, you kill it!

You have a really nice backside.... 360

You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!

You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart

You'll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight.

You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for

You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal

It doesn't matter how you do in your competition, you'll finish first after a night with me.

If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set something up in the near future.

If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back

I've got the biggest torch in sochi and I'm looking for someone to blow it out

I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.

I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!

I'm Hungary for your kisses!

I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.

I'm American, think I can win you over

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

I'll take good care of your baton