I can Cam your Bodia.

It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you kiss it.

Let's kiss the gavel all night long. :gavel:

If I were a gavel, I would kiss you all night.

Why go to prom when we can go national?!

If I am a packet and you are a highlighter, the whole packet will be highlighted.

Wanna come over and go over my packet?

You know why they called me the "decathletes"?

You are so hot that I can't wait to see at next study session.

Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.

Are you free time? Because you are out of this world.

Will you be the 9th member of our team?

How about some decathasex to help you relax?

Your gold medal looks great on you. Would you like a pearl necklace?

Dulce et Decorum Est pro Acadeca Mori

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.

You were a math world champion? That is so hot.

Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.

Let's role play. I'll be Drew Walton, and you can pull out my gun.

Call me Harley Kim because I'm gonna get this all on camera.

Don't worry about all loss; I prefer it last longer than 3 hours.

Hey, that's some Rebuttal you have.

Hopefully my ballot won't be blue tonight and you'll give me straight tens.

I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.

I'd like to invoke rule 615 and sequester you to my pants.

I'd like to lay your foundation.

I've got all 5 elements of libel. In my pants.

Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Wanna come over tonight? We'll do it till you object.

You be Captain Vanunu and I'll let you frisk me all over.

You better stop that watch because this objection is going to last all night long.

You don't need to take the LSAT, I'll let you right in.

You must have learned a lot from mock trial, because I got off just by looking at you.

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.

Girl, you're testi-fine.

My balsa wood bridge is long and hard.

Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well we can do a mock trial.

How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

I need someone to look through these briefs.

I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.

I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.

I've got a precedent that's long and deep.

I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.

I’m going to sue the pants off you.

If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.

Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.

Let's adjourn to the bedroom.

Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.

When I think of you, I become fully vested.

Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?

You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.

Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.

Just call me exhibit A. You can enter me without objection

Your request to approach is denied. Ask me again and I'll object in front of the jury.

As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.

For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.

Hey, wanna merge?

I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.

I motion to enlongate the caucus.