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Top 50 Graduation Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Graduation rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Graduation pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Do you Magna c**... Laude here often?

  2. Damn girl, you are the finest girl in class of ______.

  3. For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest s**... me in the stacks.

  4. Just graduated. It is time for graduation s**....

  5. You are platinum in a room full of gold.

    My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

  6. A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Working short graduation pickup lines to impress a girl

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

graduation Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Girl, you're a 4.0.

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

graduation Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I found a stick in the bush!

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

graduation Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I went commando to my graduation.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I’m cap and you are gown, we just fit together.

If I look tired, it's because I've been studying you all night long.

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be our graduation when you agree to go out with me.

If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.

Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.

Let’s play professor and student — you practice giving me a C, and I’ll practice crying at your office hours.

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

May your finals be as easy as you are.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Graduation phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Graduation lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.