Top 50 Graduation Pick Up lines

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Girl, you're a 4.0.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I went commando to my graduation.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I’m cap and you are gown, we just fit together.

If I look tired, it's because I've been studying you all night long.

If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.

Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.

Let’s play professor and student — you practice giving me a C, and I’ll practice crying at your office hours.

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

May your finals be as easy as you are.