Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"Is that a school dress, or did you just graduate from being absolutely irresistible?"

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

"In that saree at graduation, you've got the beauty of tradition and the promise of a bright future wrapped together."

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Are you a Cum Laude graduate? Because your beauty definitely tops the class and I can't help but take notes."

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Do you study cum laude degrees? Because your beauty has me graduating with honors in attraction!"

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"Your stunning figure must have graduated from the University of Perfection; mind if I take notes via Snapchat?"

"Are you a campus diploma? Because I want to settle down with you after graduation."

"On a scale from 1 to JEE Mains, how about we skip the exam and jump straight to graduation into my heart?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

"Is it just your school dress, or did you just graduate from the school of irresistible charm?"

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"Are you my final exam? Because I can’t wait to study every inch of you once I graduate."

"Ah, you caught me! I'm a part-time superhero, full-time student. Next mission? Graduation!"

"Did your feet just graduate from charm school? Because their arch has more appeal than a rainbow!"

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"Do you study at Curtin University? Because my heart just graduated to loving you."

"Yes, recently graduated! The real education starts now though, right? What's your opinion on lifelong learning?"

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I’m cap and you are gown, we just fit together.

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be our graduation when you agree to go out with me.

If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.

Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.

Let’s play professor and student — you practice giving me a C, and I’ll practice crying at your office hours.

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

May your finals be as easy as you are.

Nice to finally meet all of you.

One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning – of our relationship.

Wanna help me earn some extracurricular activity points?

Wanna pull an all-nighter with me?

Wanna see what's under this cap and gown?

Well, I've already met your parents. Should we just get married?

Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.

Want to have kiss during the graduation ceremony?

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.

You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

Your cap and gown would look great on my bedroom floor!

Your eyes are as sparkly as the graduation firework.

EVERYTHING you do is with honors.

They call me 'The Dean.' And I just put you on my list.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

I went commando to my graduation.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

Can I add you on Linkedin?

I have never let my schooling interfere with my kiss life.

If my exams were as easy as having kiss with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I found a stick in the bush!

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.