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Top 50 Graduation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Graduation pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Graduation conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?

  2. Damn girl, you are the finest girl in class of ______.

  3. For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest screwing me in the stacks.

  4. Just graduated. It is time for graduation sex.

  5. You are platinum in a room full of gold.

    My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

  6. A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

  7. A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

  8. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

  9. At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

  10. Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Working graduation pickup lines

Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

Girl, you're a 4.0.

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let me get your number — you haven’t shown up to our group-project meetings in weeks.

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I found a stick in the bush!

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I went commando to my graduation.