92 Graduation Pick Up lines And Rizz

"In that saree at graduation, you've got the beauty of tradition and the promise of a bright future wrapped together."

"Does your booty have a degree? Because it must have graduated 'summa cum laude' in the university of curves!"

"Are you a Cum Laude graduate? Because your beauty definitely tops the class and I can't help but take notes."

"Wow, last semester? You must be super excited! Any big plans for after graduation?"

"Your stunning figure must have graduated from the University of Perfection; mind if I take notes via Snapchat?"

"Your saree is like your graduation degree, incredibly captivating and making you seem effortlessly desirable."

"Ah, you caught me! I'm a part-time superhero, full-time student. Next mission? Graduation!"

"Did your feet just graduate from charm school? Because their arch has more appeal than a rainbow!"

"Yes, recently graduated! The real education starts now though, right? What's your opinion on lifelong learning?"

You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let me get your number — you haven’t shown up to our group-project meetings in weeks.

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I found a stick in the bush!

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.

I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

I’m cap and you are gown, we just fit together.

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be our graduation when you agree to go out with me.

If you can find a path with no obstacles,it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.

Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.

Let’s play professor and student — you practice giving me a C, and I’ll practice crying at your office hours.

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

May your finals be as easy as you are.

Nice to finally meet all of you.

One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning – of our relationship.

They call me 'The Dean.' And I just put you on my list.

Wanna help me earn some extracurricular activity points?

Wanna pull an all-nighter with me?

We would go great together like cap and gown.

Well, I've already met your parents. Should we just get married?

Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.

Want to have kiss during the graduation ceremony?

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.

You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

Your cap and gown would look great on my bedroom floor!

EVERYTHING you do is with honors.

Your eyes are as sparkly as the graduation firework.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

I went commando to my graduation.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

Can I add you on Linkedin?

I have never let my schooling interfere with my kiss life.

If my exams were as easy as having kiss with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.