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Top 50 Graduation Pick Up lines

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  1. You are platinum in a room full of gold.

    My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.

  2. Can I add you on Linkedin?

  3. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

  4. A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

  5. A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

  6. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.

  7. At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

  8. Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

  9. Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.

  10. Damn girl, you are the finest girl in class of ______.

Funny graduation pickup lines

Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?

Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest screwing me in the stacks.

Girl, you're a 4.0.

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

Hey, boy, let me get your number — you haven’t shown up to our group-project meetings in weeks.

Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.

I found a stick in the bush!

I graduated Magna Cum...

I graudated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.

I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my sex life.

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.