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Top 50 High School Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty High School pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy High School conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  2. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  3. Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

  4. My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

  5. I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

  6. Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you?

  7. Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

    For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
    *flexes tiny muscles*

  8. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

  9. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

  10. So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

    Any tips ?

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Working high school pickup lines

Are you my senior year of high school?
Cause every night I had to sneak in through the backdoor.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey girl. Are you IRC?

Because I was obsessed with you in high school, but couldn't care less about you now.

Girl, are you a high school?

'Cause I wanna shoot up inside you.

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Do you have any you'd like to add?

Do you have a pen I could borrow?

Are you the SATs? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for six hours.

Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that's where Cornell is located.

Hey girl, are you my guidance counselor? Because I really hope you are. I got to a big school and haven't been able to find her office.

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Working High School tinder opener

How can i know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!

I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

Hey baby, just call me Jay-Z, because I'm pretty sure I'll be able to get into whatever college I want if they think I'm Jay-Z.

Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U

Did we have any homework due?

Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!

I know summer must be over, because you're about to fall for me.