"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"Are you a shoujo anime? Because my heart's fluttering like a high school romance on episode one."

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

"Hey Irina, if you were a High School DxD episode, you'd definitely be the finale - the unforgettable climax!"

"Don't you miss our innocent times, Macy? Let's catch up and make some more unforgettable memories."

"Hey, Honour! I'm not as fast as your volleyball serves but can I serve you a cup of high-tea sometime?"

"Did you steal my school bus wave? Because ever since, I've been on a one-way trip to Crush City."

"Are you an overworked high tea hostess? Because you've been steeping in my thoughts since I waved from my school bus."

"Hey Irina, are you a spell from High School DxD? Because every time I see you, my heart gets enchanted."

"Is your name Volleyball? Because I'm falling for you harder than an attempted spike at your tournament."

"Are you a volleyball? Because whenever I see you, my hands automatically want to give you a high-five."

"I've been practising my serves but damn girl, you're the only ace I want to score. Can I join your team?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in High School, also in your smile."

"Honour, can I be the school bus in your life? You know, the one that makes your heart wave every time it passes by."

Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

"Hey there, Honour! Did you win that volleyball tournament or did you just spike my heart?"

"Hey Honour, do you play volleyball professionally? Because you've spiked my heart rate every time I see you."

"Is your name Volleyball? Cause I'm digging you like an epic save every time I catch a glimpse of you!"

"Irina, with a smile that outshines the stars, you've made High School DxD my favorite part of reality."

"Macy, our parents thought we'd look good together long before popularity mattered. Let's not disappoint them."

"Are you a volleyball? Because every time I see you, my heart spikes up!"

"You know, popular or not, you're still the same Macy who shared secrets and laughter with this 'geek'. Coffee, maybe?"

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your 'tournament-winning' eyes."

"High School DxD might be a fantasy world, but darling Irina, your beauty is the only magic I believe in."

"Hey Honour, if volleyball was about scoring hearts instead of points, you'd be an undefeated champion in my book."

"Hey Honour, is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you since last week's volleyball win!"

"We've drifted apart Macy, but like a geek to his books, I can't seem to forget about you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in our endless conversations about that one embarrassing high school memory."

"Is your name Honor? 'Cause every time I wave at you from the school bus, my heart gives you a standing ovation!"

"Did you have high tea on the school bus? Because every time I wave at you, my heart feels brewed to perfection."

"Macy, remember when we used to be best friends? How about we rekindle that spark over a coffee sometime?"

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Are you a chapter from High School DxD? Because whenever I see you, Irina, my life gets overwhelmingly interesting."

"Are my eyes playing volleyball with me? Because every time I see you, I just can't help serving up a smile."

"Hey, if Volleyball was a language, you'd definitely be the Shakespeare of it! Fancy teaching me some lessons?"

"Are the bus windows tinted? Because your beauty continues to glow through, even from afar, just like a game-winning spike!"

"Are you a volleyball? Because my heart skips a beat every time you're in the air."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you in high school's index of heart-stopping moments."

school sweethearts.

"Excuse me, but didn't we study chemistry together? Because I'm feeling a serious reaction between us."

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

Are you my senior year of high school?

Cause every night I had to sneak in through the backdoor.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey girl. Are you IRC?

Because I was obsessed with you in high school, but couldn't care less about you now.

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Girl, are you a high school?

'Cause I wanna shoot up inside you.

Hey, I saw you cheer last Friday at the football game. When is the next home game going to be?

How can i know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?

I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I hear you're good at algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?

I heard you were in [so and so's] class. My class sucks, so I'm thinking about transferring in there if I can. How is it?

I hope your dating policy is rolling admission, since I'd like to know whether we can go out as soon as possible!

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.

I would have my wealthy great-grandfather build a wing of a library in your name if it would do anything for my chances.

I would lie about the number of extracurricular activities I've taken part in just to get a chance with you.

I'd like to organize a campus visit to see if we might be compatible.

I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Because I'm hoping to get into U of I.