"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Can I be your volleyball? So that every time you miss me, you'd hit me up!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a senior in high school, 'cause I'm falling for you.

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

"Hey Irina, if you were a High School DxD episode, you'd definitely be the finale - the unforgettable climax!"

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop solving for "you" in my mind.

"Irina, just like High School DxD, you've got a plot that keeps me interested and curves that I absolutely love."

"Don't you miss our innocent times, Macy? Let's catch up and make some more unforgettable memories."

"Hey, Honour! I'm not as fast as your volleyball serves but can I serve you a cup of high-tea sometime?"

"Did you steal my school bus wave? Because ever since, I've been on a one-way trip to Crush City."

Are you a shooting star in the schoolyard? Because your brilliance outshines them all by far.

"Are you a volleyball? Cause every time I see you, my heart spikes like it's match point."

"Are you an overworked high tea hostess? Because you've been steeping in my thoughts since I waved from my school bus."

"Is your name Volleyball? Because I'm falling for you harder than an attempted spike at your tournament."

"I've been practising my serves but damn girl, you're the only ace I want to score. Can I join your team?"

"Are you a volleyball? Because whenever I see you, my hands automatically want to give you a high-five."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in High School, also in your smile."

"Are you a volleyball? Because every time I see you, my heart does a perfect serve."

"Honour, can I be the school bus in your life? You know, the one that makes your heart wave every time it passes by."

"Hey there, Honour! Did you win that volleyball tournament or did you just spike my heart?"

Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

"Is your name Volleyball? Cause I'm digging you like an epic save every time I catch a glimpse of you!"

You must be a senior in high school because you've got me feeling young and restless like dirty toe money.

"Hey Honour, do you play volleyball professionally? Because you've spiked my heart rate every time I see you."

"You know, popular or not, you're still the same Macy who shared secrets and laughter with this 'geek'. Coffee, maybe?"

"Macy, our parents thought we'd look good together long before popularity mattered. Let's not disappoint them."

"Irina, with a smile that outshines the stars, you've made High School DxD my favorite part of reality."

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your 'tournament-winning' eyes."

Are you a gemini? Because I'm feeling the pull of your dual nature, and it's irresistible.

"High School DxD might be a fantasy world, but darling Irina, your beauty is the only magic I believe in."

"Hey Honour, if volleyball was about scoring hearts instead of points, you'd be an undefeated champion in my book."

"Hey Honour, is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you since last week's volleyball win!"

"Cheesy shows, laughter high, with you everyday feels like I've touched the sky."

Haha, maybe Evilphuck stole my lunch money in high school. Or maybe they just have a really evil playlist on Spotify!

"Did you have high tea on the school bus? Because every time I wave at you, my heart feels brewed to perfection."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in our endless conversations about that one embarrassing high school memory."

"Is your name Honor? 'Cause every time I wave at you from the school bus, my heart gives you a standing ovation!"

"Macy, remember when we used to be best friends? How about we rekindle that spark over a coffee sometime?"

"Are you a chapter from High School DxD? Because whenever I see you, Irina, my life gets overwhelmingly interesting."

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

"Are my eyes playing volleyball with me? Because every time I see you, I just can't help serving up a smile."

Your smile is like the sun breaking through clouds, casting a glow that leaves me mesmerized in crowds.

"Hey, if Volleyball was a language, you'd definitely be the Shakespeare of it! Fancy teaching me some lessons?"

"Are the bus windows tinted? Because your beauty continues to glow through, even from afar, just like a game-winning spike!"

Is your zodiac sign dominant possessive gemini? Because I can't resist the spark in your eyes.

"Remember our high school English? Because we've got more stories to write, just you and me."

Haha, maybe Evilphuck stole my lunch money in high school! Just kidding, I promise I'm not mean. 😜

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you in high school's index of heart-stopping moments."

school sweethearts.

"Excuse me, but didn't we study chemistry together? Because I'm feeling a serious reaction between us."

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

Are you my senior year of high school?

Cause every night I had to sneak in through the backdoor.

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey girl. Are you IRC?

Because I was obsessed with you in high school, but couldn't care less about you now.

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Girl, are you a high school?

'Cause I wanna shoot up inside you.

I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?

I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I heard you were in [so and so's] class. My class sucks, so I'm thinking about transferring in there if I can. How is it?

I hope your dating policy is rolling admission, since I'd like to know whether we can go out as soon as possible!

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

I'm going to blazon my love for you all over town.

I would apply for an early decision from you, because if you say yes, I don't care what anyone else says.

I would have my wealthy great-grandfather build a wing of a library in your name if it would do anything for my chances.

I would lie about the number of extracurricular activities I've taken part in just to get a chance with you.

I'd like to organize a campus visit to see if we might be compatible.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Because I'm hoping to get into U of I.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you write me a recommendation letter?

If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.

Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?

Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Is your father the dean of a major school? Because if so, please put in a good word for me.

It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!

It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.

Our first date will be like an alumni interview, because I will be desperately trying to figure out the right thing to say.

Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.

That gossamer shirt you're wearing makes it really easy to see what color bra you're wearing.

Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.

Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.

What'd you think of that test?

Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.

Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

You have the propensity for taking my breath away.

You're a perfect Big Ten.

You're like an SAT practice test, because I keep wanting to start over.

You're like the AP physics exam—great curves.

You're like the common app, because I can't imagine how much worse my life would be without you.

You're like the SATs, because you dominate my Saturdays.

You're looking A-grade tonight!

Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

Ahhh, high school. Remember the time we made out in the parking lot in 15 minutes from right now? (High School Acquaintance)

I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

I have a 401K now. That's a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)

Hello. I am not the girl put bologna in her pants on the bus in middle school. (High School Acquaintance)

Hey cutie, your next drink's on me. I've saved a lot of money because I'm still on my parents' phone plan. (High School Acquaintance)

Hey! I think you owe me a beer. Technically, you owe me a pile of soggy cheese fries from sophomore year, but I'll take a beer. (High School Acquaintance)

High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I'm not married. (High School Acquaintance)

I can't believe I haven't seen you in 8 years. You don't look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

If I'd have known I'd see you here, I'd have been sitting on this bar stool since my 21st birthday. (High School Acquaintance)

It's a shame sexting wasn't a thing when we were in high school. (High School Acquaintance)

It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)

Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)

Wanna be my high school sweetheart? (High School Acquaintance)

You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)

Are you a part of a Host Club? Because I'd pay anything just to see you. (Ouran High School Host Club)

High school was h**...… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)

I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!

I give you A plus for the outfit

I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.

I know summer must be over, because you're about to fall for me.

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

You're a perfect 1600. (A perfect 36 in the Midwest.)

You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl

I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)

Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that's where Cornell is located.

Are you Harvard? Because I know I've got no chance with you.