50 High School Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective High School rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about high school, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working High School Pickup Lines

A good High School hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.
Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.
My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
I must say that high school was h**..., but you were the hottest thing there.
Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you?

Short and cute high school pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about high school are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”

Any tips ?

You’re expectations for me should be about the same as mine for school.

If you expect anything more than a D, you’re expectations are too high and you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. But as my professor said, I’d be more than happy to give you the D, should I never have to see you again afterwards.

Hey girl. Are you IRC?
Because I was obsessed with you in high school, but couldn't care less about you now.

Girl, are you a high school?

'Cause I wanna shoot up inside you.

Cheesy high school Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

How to get this girl??

So I’m coming into a lot of money soon and I’m going to get a corvette (I’m 23). There is this girl from high school who I am in love with, we don’t talk thou. What could I say other than sounding flashy and being like “hey I just bought a Vette, dinner?” I’m not gonnna contact her until I get the Vette

Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that's where Cornell is located.

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.

Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!

Did we have any homework due?

I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!

Corny high school Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming High School conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I hope your dating policy is rolling admission, since I'd like to know whether we can go out as soon as possible!

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?

Do you have a pen I could borrow?

Do you have any you'd like to add?

Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do I can write that letter.

Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off

Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven University? And do you know what their minimum GPA requirement is?

Are you the tuition at my dream school? Because I do not think my parents will approve of you (which makes it all the hotter).

I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.

Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!

A good high school Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth High School hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you the second semester of my senior year? Because I am so happy I survived long enough to see you.

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl

I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!

I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?

I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.

I hear you're good at algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?

I heard you were in [so and so's] class. My class sucks, so I'm thinking about transferring in there if I can. How is it?

How can i know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I missed class last time, do you have the notes?

Are you the SATs? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for six hours.

Hey, I saw you cheer last Friday at the football game. When is the next home game going to be?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain High School love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty High School chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.