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Top 18 Jail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jail conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.

  2. Hey baby

    Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.

  3. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  4. Is your dad in jail ?

    Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

  5. Is your dad in jail?

    Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

  6. Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

  7. Is your dad in jail?...

    Because if I was your dad, I would be

  8. If I had the monopoly on you,

    I'd be sent straight to jail.

  9. If I said you look pretty...

    ...would you throw me in jail?

  10. Hey girl. Are you over 18?

    Because I can't go back to jail.

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Is your Dad in jail ?
Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Is your dad in jail?

Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

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A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."