If I had the monopoly on you, everyone would want to send me to jail.

Haha, maybe Trump should start a reality show in jail - "The White Housewives of Cellblock D." 🤣

"Your beauty would make any man want to break out of jail, but for you, I’d willingly stay captive.”

Good to know, I was getting concerned about his potential cellmate stealing the spotlight on our date! 😅

"You must be a cop, Priyanka, because you've just arrested my heart with your charm."

Haha, yeah, the whole Trump situation is crazy. But hey, at least we have something to talk about now, right? 😄

Haha, maybe we should start a petition to send him to a "Twitter jail" instead! 😉

Maybe Trump will start a reality show from jail – "The Apprentice: Cell Block Edition." Think we should pitch the idea?

Phew! I was starting to think I'd have to compete with other inmates for his attention. Dodged a bullet there!

Who knows, maybe he'll end up on a reality show about life after the White House instead! 🤣 So, what's your take on Area 51?

"Consider me a prisoner of your charm, how many good deeds to earn my parole into your heart?"

"For you, I'd be the most glamorous jailbird's wife ever. And our boba babies? They'll be the tastiest in town."

Haha, can you imagine Trump in a jail cell? Talk about a reality show twist! So, what's your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?

"Only if you promise to come back with even more stories to share. Our boba babies need a thrilling bedtime story too!"

If being bored is a crime, you'd be in jail for being too irresistible.

Who knows what will happen with Trump, but I'm more interested in getting to know you. What's your favorite thing to do on weekends?

"If being irresistibly attractive was a crime, your traits would put you in jail for life!"

"I'd wait for you, but you better make sure our boba babies don't turn into tea delinquents in your absence."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be in jail for life. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Luckily, intelligence is your get-out-of-jail-free card."

"Only if you promise to write me love letters and keep our boba babies well behaved with your prison workout stories. 😉"

"As long as you promise to be my bad boy on the outside too. Our boba babies will have refreshing genes!"

Haha, I guess we're safe from any presidential drama then! So, what's your take on pineapple on pizza?

Haha, yeah, I guess orange really isn't the new black for him! Maybe he'll start a reality show from prison.

Haha, yeah, probably not! So, tell me, what do you like to do for fun on weekends?

Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

Haha, maybe we should start a petition to send him to dating jail instead. No more bad hair days for him! 😉

He'll be fine, I hear they're thinking of opening a Trump-themed hotel in prison. "Make Jail Great Again."

"I'd visit you, smuggling boba in my pockets. But you better behave, I want our boba babies to have a role model."

Looks like he won't be swapping his suit for stripes! Not even a presidential pardon could trump that!

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in jail?"

Haha, well, I guess he won't be behind bars tweeting at 3 AM then! 😂 So, any other conspiracy theories we should discuss?

Maybe he'll start a reality show from jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." 😂

Haha, maybe Trump has a secret talent for escaping jail like Houdini. Who knows, he might pull a disappearing act! 😉

"For you and our boba brood, I'd wait forever. But try not to make it a life sentence, okay?"

Good to know! But imagine if he did end up in jail... would make for one wild reality show!

If being strong were a crime, you'd be in jail for stealing my heart with those arms.

"If sweetness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the jail of my heart."

"Is your heart a jail? Cause I'm ready to be a repeat offender for stealing your attention."

Maybe he's planning to hide out in one of his hotels... I heard they have great room service! 🍔 #PresidentialGetaway

Is your dad in jail?

Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be in jail for stealing my heart."

If he does end up in jail, at least we know he'll have the best hair in the cell block! 🤣

Oh, thank goodness! I was worried I might have to break him out of jail for stealing my heart. 😉

Haha, if Trump ever needs legal advice, I can recommend some great lawyers! Let's stick to lighter topics for now though.

Who knows, maybe he'll start a reality show from prison... "Keeping Up with The Trumps Behind Bars"? 🤣

"Given your belief, I'd gladly serve time just to earn the chance to unlock the passion in your captivating eyes."

Maybe we should start a club for people who somehow manage to dodge consequences. We could call it "The Lucky Ducks." 🦆

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Priyanka? Because you've got me feeling like a criminal.

"Of course, I'd guard our boba babies fiercely! But let's avoid the jail part, okay? You're too charming for a prison cell."

Looks like he'll have to settle for a new reality show: "The Real Housewives of Cell Block D." 🤣

"Darling, I'd serve life just to prove, you're the only crime I'd willingly commit over and over."

Looks like his reality show might be "Locked Up with the Stars" instead. Who knew politics could be so entertaining?

Who knows, maybe he'll finally have time to work on his tan... behind bars! 😂 #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

"Sure, I'll be the sexy pen pal of your dreams and the best boba baby momma ever! 😏 But let's avoid jail, okay?"

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

"Sure, I'll play Bonnie to your Clyde. But only if our boba babies are actually bottles of fine wine. 😉"

I heard the only bars Trump will be seeing are the ones where they serve his favorite fast food! 🍔

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to spend some time in jail together?

If Trump won't go to jail, maybe we can plan our next date there. I hear orange is the new black! 😄

Maybe he can start a reality show from prison. "Jailhouse Trump: Making Cellblocks Great Again." 😂

Ah, what a relief to hear, the news is quite swell. Your mind is sharp as a tack, your thoughts I can tell.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, if being charming was a crime, I'd be in jail by now."

If Trump goes to jail, I'll have to find a new source of entertainment. Maybe I'll take up knitting or something... 🤔

If being stunning was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Would you mind some company in jail?

True, politics can get intense. Let's focus on getting to know each other better instead. What's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?

"You're a convict in my heart's jail, making every other love story pale."

Haha, well let's hope our conversations are more exciting than politics! What do you enjoy talking about?

"Are you a police officer, Priyanka? Because I'm ready to be handcuffed by you anytime."

With that hair, I'm sure he'll stand out in the lineup. "The Inmate Apprentice: You're fired... from freedom!" 🤣

With a mind as sharp as yours, you could convict me of stealing your heart without any evidence. 💕

Haha, I guess he'll have to stick to hosting reality TV shows instead of reality court shows! 😂

True that! So, what's your take on the latest Netflix series everyone's talking about?

With words so wise, you shine like a star. In your intellect, I see who you are.

Haha, well, if Trump can avoid jail, then I'm sure we can handle whatever life throws our way! 😄

"If being smooth is a crime, I'd gladly spend a lifetime in jail for the chance to impress you."

"Absolutely, handsome! I'd look after our boba babies like a queen and wait for my king to return. But let's avoid jail, shall we?"

Are you a police officer, Priyanka? Because I'd love to be arrested by you any day.

Haha, I’d prefer some playful banter over jail time! Speaking of which, what's your most adventurous experience so far?

"I'd gladly be your inmate, if every good deed brings me closer to the pleasure of your company."

That's a relief, I was worried about having to break him out of prison for our first date! Phew! 😂

Well, that's a relief. I was worried about finding a cellmate who wouldn't stop talking about building walls. 😂

Are you a jail cell? Because I want to be locked up with you all night long.

Haha, yeah, Trump probably has a secret escape tunnel under the White House just in case. 😂 #EscapingJustice

Well, in that case, I guess I'll have to cancel our escape room date at the White House. Safety first! 😂

Haha, maybe he'll start a reality show from jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." Who knows! 🤷‍♂️

"I'm ready for life-sentence in the jail of your love, what's the bail for a single date with you?"

"Haha, it's a risk I'm willing to take! But only if you promise to visit me in the 'enchanted by your charm' jail."

Well, that's a relief! I guess we can cancel our "Free Trump" protest now. Phew! Crisis averted.

Well, I guess we can say he's definitely not checking in at the Orange Jumpsuit Resort anytime soon, huh? 😂

If beauty were a crime, Julian would be in jail for dating someone as stunning as you.

"If love is a crime, I'd gladly serve a lifetime to prove my innocence in your heart's court."

True, but imagine the memes if he did! "From the White House to the Big House: The Trump Chronicles."

That's a relief! I must say, your optimism is contagious. Your positive outlook is truly refreshing.

"Only if you promise to return as a reformed bad boy with an even greater love for boba and me!"

Well, lucky for him I'm not a judge because he wouldn't stand a chance compared to you! 😉

"Absolutely! But let's focus on cafés and parks instead of prison cells. Our boba babies need their adventurous, handsome dad around!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Looks like I'm ready for a life in jail."

"I'm ready for trial, love. Your smile is my crime and proving my innocence means winning your irresistible affection."

"As long as you promise to come back as a reformed bad boy, our boba babies and I will wait. 😏"

"For you and our boba darlings, I'd wait. How about dodging the jail part though? Then we can savor the fun parts instead."

"I'd be your most loyal pen pal, and our boba babies would always remember their daring dad! 😉"

Is your dad in jail?...

Because if I was your dad, I would be

If I said you look pretty...

...would you throw me in jail?

Hey girl. Are you over 18?

Because I can't go back to jail.

Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Is your dad in jail?

Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

If I had the monopoly on you,

I'd be sent straight to jail.

A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)