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Top 17 Jail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Jail chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby

    Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.

  2. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  3. Is your dad in jail ?

    Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

  4. Is your dad in jail?

    Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

  5. Is your dad in jail?...

    Because if I was your dad, I would be

  6. 'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

    'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

    'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

    'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

    'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

    'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

    'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

    'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

    'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

    'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

    'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

  7. Is your dad in jail?

    Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

  8. I don’t mind going to jail

    For murdering your pussy

  9. Hey girl. Are you over 18?

    Because I can't go back to jail.

  10. If I said you look pretty...

    ...would you throw me in jail?

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Funny jail pickup lines

Is your Dad in jail ?
Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.