56 Jail Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

"Your beauty would make any man want to break out of jail, but for you, I’d willingly stay captive.”

"Consider me a prisoner of your charm, how many good deeds to earn my parole into your heart?"

"For you, I'd be the most glamorous jailbird's wife ever. And our boba babies? They'll be the tastiest in town."

"If being irresistibly attractive was a crime, your traits would put you in jail for life!"

"Only if you promise to write me love letters and keep our boba babies well behaved with your prison workout stories. 😉"

"As long as you promise to be my bad boy on the outside too. Our boba babies will have refreshing genes!"

Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

"Only if you promise to write me love letters. And remember, our boba babies need their dad on the right side of the bars."

"For you and our boba brood, I'd wait forever. But try not to make it a life sentence, okay?"

"If sweetness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the jail of my heart."

"Well, for you and our boba family, I'd make every moment count... even the naughty ones. 😈"

Is your dad in jail?

Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

"Of course, I'd guard our boba babies fiercely! But let's avoid the jail part, okay? You're too charming for a prison cell."

"Darling, I'd serve life just to prove, you're the only crime I'd willingly commit over and over."

"Given your belief, I'd gladly serve time just to earn the chance to unlock the passion in your captivating eyes."

"Though stealing's a crime, I'd risk jail time, just to call your beauty mine."

"Sure, I'll play Bonnie to your Clyde. But only if our boba babies are actually bottles of fine wine. 😉"

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

"You're a convict in my heart's jail, making every other love story pale."

"If being smooth is a crime, I'd gladly spend a lifetime in jail for the chance to impress you."

"Absolutely, handsome! I'd look after our boba babies like a queen and wait for my king to return. But let's avoid jail, shall we?"

"I'd gladly be your inmate, if every good deed brings me closer to the pleasure of your company."

"Haha, it's a risk I'm willing to take! But only if you promise to visit me in the 'enchanted by your charm' jail."

"I'm ready for life-sentence in the jail of your love, what's the bail for a single date with you?"

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because if so, I'd love to spend a lifetime in jail for you."

"Absolutely! But let's focus on cafés and parks instead of prison cells. Our boba babies need their adventurous, handsome dad around!"

"Only if you promise to return as a reformed bad boy with an even greater love for boba and me!"

"I'm ready for trial, love. Your smile is my crime and proving my innocence means winning your irresistible affection."

"For you and our boba darlings, I'd wait. How about dodging the jail part though? Then we can savor the fun parts instead."

"I'd be your most loyal pen pal, and our boba babies would always remember their daring dad! 😉"

"As long as you promise to come back as a reformed bad boy, our boba babies and I will wait. 😏"

Is your dad in jail?...

Because if I was your dad, I would be

If I had the monopoly on you,

I'd be sent straight to jail.

Is your dad in jail?

Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Hey girl. Are you over 18?

Because I can't go back to jail.

If I said you look pretty...

...would you throw me in jail?

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)