22 Jail Pick Up lines

Have you ever been to jail or is your loved one in Jail? We have compiled a pick up lines that work for Jail. Use these pick up lines to flirt and impress those men or women who are in jail. These Jail pick up lines are funny and they might help break the ice!

Best Working Jail Pickup Lines

A good Jail hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.
Babe, when we play Monopoly tonight. You could blow yourself out of Jail anytime.
If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.
Hey baby

Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.
Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...
Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

Short and cute jail pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jail are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If I had the monopoly on you, everyone would want to send me to jail.

Is your dad in jail ?

Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

Is your dad in jail?

Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Is your dad in jail?

Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

If I had the monopoly on you,

I'd be sent straight to jail.

Hey girl. Are you over 18?

Because I can't go back to jail.

Cheesy jail Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If I said you look pretty...

...would you throw me in jail?

Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Jail love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Jail chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.