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Top 22 Jail Pick Up lines

Have you ever been to jail or is your loved one in Jail? We have compiled a pick up lines that work for Jail. Use these pick up lines to flirt and impress those men or women who are in jail. These Jail pick up lines are funny and they might help break the ice!

  1. If your heart was a jail, I would like to be sentenced to life.

  2. Babe, when we play Monopoly tonight. You could blow yourself out of Jail anytime.

  3. If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

  4. Hey baby

    Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail.

  5. Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

  6. If I had the monopoly on you, everyone would want to send me to jail.

  7. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  8. Is your dad in jail ?

    Caz you can call me daddy til he gets out

  9. Is your dad in jail?

    Because if I was ur dad I’d be in jail

  10. Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."


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Working jail pickup lines

Is your dad in jail?...
Because if I was your dad, I would be

Is your Dad in jail ?

Caz if my daughter looked like you i’d be in jail

Is your dad in jail?

Cause if I was your dad I would be in jail too.

If I had the monopoly on you,

I'd be sent straight to jail.

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If I said you look pretty...

...would you throw me in jail?

Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?

A body like yours oughta be in jail 'cause it's on the verge of being obscene. (Little Red Corvette)

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)