Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

"I may run an empire, but without you, sweetheart, I'd be a king without his queen."

"They call me a mafia man, but the only territory I want to conquer is the beautiful world in your eyes."

"Are you an undercover agent? Your beauty's got my heart locked up like I'm in mafia custody."

"Is your name Al Capone? Because you've stolen my heart with a criminal charm."

"If being in the mafia means stealing hearts, I've committed my first crime - all I needed was your smile."

"You stole my heart quicker than a heist, can I offer you protection in exchange for a date tonight?"

"In a world full of gangsters, I'd risk it all just to be your hero."

Are you a member of the Port Mafia? Because you just stole my heart with your charm.

"Darlin', like a mafia boss, I find myself wanting to protect and treasure a precious gem like you."

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

"Are you in the mafia? Because every time I see you, my heart gets whacked."

"I've never met a mafia boss as cute as you, it's almost criminal how your red hair is stealing my heart."

"Ever dated a mafia man? Because I'd steal the stars just to light up your world, bella."

"Just like in the mafia, once you're in my heart, there's no way out."

"Bella, every dawn with you feels like an illegal trade - too valuable to be true."

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because stealing your heart feels like the perfect heist."

"Your smile's more captivating than the allure of power in the mafia, may I be the one to protect it?"

"Good morning, doll. In this life of crime, your smile is the only heist that's completely legal."

"Ever wanted to play the mobster's wife? Because you've already stolen the most valuable thing - my heart."

"Are you a mob boss? 'Cause my heart is ready to follow your every order, irresistibly."

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

"Is your name Carmela? Because I'm seriously considering joining the Mafia just to be with you."

"Just like the mafia, I can't resist getting involved when I see something as valuable as you, good morning, bella."

"In this world of mafia, it's hard to trust. But I’d risk it all for a dame like you."

"In this mafia world, sunshine is rare. But when you're around, it feels like a good morning everyday."

Are you a member of the Port Mafia? Because you make my heart do somersaults like Dazai's plans.

"Ever dreamt of a loyal capo? Well, darling, I'm ready to be your most devoted soldier."

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

"In this world full of syndicates, how about we form our own little 'mafia of love'?"

"Is your hair the secret to your fiery leadership? Because it's ignited a flame in me I can't resist."

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because you've stolen my heart like a perfect heist."

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

Yo Hoees..what's yallz bitachess names?

You a good girl, you jus need a t**... in ya life to treat you rite!

You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

You must be the , because I want to violate you.

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

Youse da greatest.Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

We had you at hello.

Hey ma, lookin fly

I investigated you last night.

You turned up sexy.

You look alot like my next comare!

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka's fall in love.

This guy Mando. He is a good man.

Are you as easy to pick up as your counterfeit purse?

Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to m**... your cat?

Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

Could you help me find my crowbar?

Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

It's not personal, it's just business.

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lyingwit' Jimmy Hoffa.

My love for you is more than family.

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are nowin wet cement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to tattoo your name on my arm.

Sup girl, need a ride?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

Waddup, c'mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby...