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Top 50 Mafia Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mafia chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

    Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

  2. If being sexy was a crime,

    you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

  3. Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

  4. Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

  5. Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

  6. Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

  7. AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

  8. Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

  9. Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

  10. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

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Funny mafia pickup lines

Could you help me find my crowbar?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.