Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

"I may run an empire, but without you, sweetheart, I'd be a king without his queen."

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

"They call me a mafia man, but the only territory I want to conquer is the beautiful world in your eyes."

"I may be a mobster, but the only thing I'd ever steal is your heart, bella."

"Is your name Al Capone? Because you've stolen my heart with a criminal charm."

"Good morning, Bella. In this mafia of life, your smile is the only crime I can't resist."

"You stole my heart quicker than a heist, can I offer you protection in exchange for a date tonight?"

"In a world full of gangsters, I'd risk it all just to be your hero."

"Darlin', like a mafia boss, I find myself wanting to protect and treasure a precious gem like you."

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

"I've never met a mafia boss as cute as you, it's almost criminal how your red hair is stealing my heart."

"Are you in the mafia? Because every time I see you, my heart gets whacked."

"Ever dated a mafia man? Because I'd steal the stars just to light up your world, bella."

"Is your dad a mafia boss? Because you're killing me with those killer curves and deadly smile."

"Just like in the mafia, once you're in my heart, there's no way out."

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because stealing your heart feels like the perfect heist."

"Good morning, doll. In this life of crime, your smile is the only heist that's completely legal."

"Your smile's more captivating than the allure of power in the mafia, may I be the one to protect it?"

"Ever wanted to play the mobster's wife? Because you've already stolen the most valuable thing - my heart."

"Are you a mob boss? 'Cause my heart is ready to follow your every order, irresistibly."

"Is your name Carmela? Because I'm seriously considering joining the Mafia just to be with you."

"Just like the mafia, I can't resist getting involved when I see something as valuable as you, good morning, bella."

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

"In this world of mafia, it's hard to trust. But I’d risk it all for a dame like you."

"In this mafia world, sunshine is rare. But when you're around, it feels like a good morning everyday."

"Good morning, sweetheart. In this mafia life, don't be my secret sin, be my partner in crime."

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

"In this world full of syndicates, how about we form our own little 'mafia of love'?"

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because you've stolen my heart like a perfect heist."

"Is your hair the secret to your fiery leadership? Because it's ignited a flame in me I can't resist."

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

Waddup, c'mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby...

Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

Yo Hoees..what's yallz bitachess names?

You a good girl, you jus need a t**... in ya life to treat you rite!

You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

You look alot like my next comare!

You must be the , because I want to violate you.

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

Youse da greatest.Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

We had you at hello.

Hey ma, lookin fly

I investigated you last night.

You turned up sexy.

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka's fall in love.

This guy Mando. He is a good man.

Are you as easy to pick up as your counterfeit purse?

Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to m**... your cat?

Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.