110 Mafia Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 mafia pick up lines for her and flirty mafia rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about mafia that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your mafia rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny mafia pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty mafia joke for a great chat response.

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A good Mafia pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.
The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

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Short and cute mafia pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mafia are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

"I may run an empire, but without you, sweetheart, I'd be a king without his queen."

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

"They call me a mafia man, but the only territory I want to conquer is the beautiful world in your eyes."

"I may be a mobster, but the only thing I'd ever steal is your heart, bella."

"If being in the mafia means stealing hearts, I've committed my first crime - all I needed was your smile."

"Is your name Al Capone? Because you've stolen my heart with a criminal charm."

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Cheesy mafia Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Good morning, Bella. In this mafia of life, your smile is the only crime I can't resist."

"You stole my heart quicker than a heist, can I offer you protection in exchange for a date tonight?"

"Good morning, doll. I might deal with danger all day, but your smile is the only risk I want to take."

"In a world full of gangsters, I'd risk it all just to be your hero."

"Darlin', like a mafia boss, I find myself wanting to protect and treasure a precious gem like you."

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

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Funny mafia Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Mafia conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"I've never met a mafia boss as cute as you, it's almost criminal how your red hair is stealing my heart."

"Are you in the mafia? Because every time I see you, my heart gets whacked."

"Ever dated a mafia man? Because I'd steal the stars just to light up your world, bella."

"Is your dad a mafia boss? Because you're killing me with those killer curves and deadly smile."

"Bella, every dawn with you feels like an illegal trade - too valuable to be true."

"Just like in the mafia, once you're in my heart, there's no way out."

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because stealing your heart feels like the perfect heist."

"Good morning, doll. In this life of crime, your smile is the only heist that's completely legal."

"Your smile's more captivating than the allure of power in the mafia, may I be the one to protect it?"

"Ever wanted to play the mobster's wife? Because you've already stolen the most valuable thing - my heart."

"Are you a mob boss? 'Cause my heart is ready to follow your every order, irresistibly."

"Is your name Carmela? Because I'm seriously considering joining the Mafia just to be with you."

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Clever mafia Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Mafia hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Just like the mafia, I can't resist getting involved when I see something as valuable as you, good morning, bella."

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

"In this world of mafia, it's hard to trust. But I’d risk it all for a dame like you."

"In this mafia world, sunshine is rare. But when you're around, it feels like a good morning everyday."

"Good morning, sweetheart. In this mafia life, don't be my secret sin, be my partner in crime."

"Ever dreamt of a loyal capo? Well, darling, I'm ready to be your most devoted soldier."

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

"In this world full of syndicates, how about we form our own little 'mafia of love'?"

"Is your dad a mob boss? Because you've stolen my heart like a perfect heist."

"Is your hair the secret to your fiery leadership? Because it's ignited a flame in me I can't resist."

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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Smooth mafia Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Mafia pickup lines make her give you her number.

Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

Waddup, c'mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby...

Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

What up? You looking like a Yangster... ya dig in me.

Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

Yo Hoees..what's yallz bitachess names?

You a good girl, you jus need a t**... in ya life to treat you rite!

You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

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Flirty mafia Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Mafia pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

You look alot like my next comare!

You must be the , because I want to violate you.

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

Youse da greatest.Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

We had you at hello.

Hey ma, lookin fly

I investigated you last night.

You turned up sexy.

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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Cringe mafia Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka's fall in love.

This guy Mando. He is a good man.

Are you as easy to pick up as your counterfeit purse?

Are you on FBI's most wanted? Because you're at the top of my list.

Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to m**... your cat?

Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mafia love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mafia chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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