50 Mafia Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Mafia rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about mafia, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Mafia Pickup Lines

A good Mafia hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.
The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

Short and cute mafia pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mafia are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

You look a lot like my next comare!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Cheesy mafia Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

Corny mafia Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Mafia conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

A good mafia Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Mafia hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

It's not personal, it's just business.

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lyingwit' Jimmy Hoffa.

My love for you is more than family.

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are nowin wet cement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to tattoo your name on my arm.

Sup girl, need a ride?

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mafia love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mafia chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.