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Top 50 Mafia Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mafia pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

  2. Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

  3. You look a lot like my next comare!

  4. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  5. Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

  6. Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

  7. Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

  8. Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  9. Matched with “Juicy Jae” (badd af)

    Tryna find a Trippy Mane, Rubbaband Bizness, Three 6 Mafia, Taylor Gang, or Blue Dream & Lean pickpline plz

  10. If being sexy was a crime,

    you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

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Could you help me find my crowbar?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

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I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.