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Here are 84 organized crime pick up lines for her and flirty organized crime rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about organized crime that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your organized crime rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny organized crime pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty organized crime joke for a great chat response.

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A good Organized Crime pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  2. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

  3. l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

  4. The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

  5. The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

  6. I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

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What is a good Organized Crime pickup line?

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Short and cute organized crime pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about organized crime are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

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Smooth Organized Crime pickup line

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

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Cheesy organized crime Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

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Working Organized Crime tinder opener

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

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Funny organized crime Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Organized Crime conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.


I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

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Clever organized crime Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Organized Crime hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

It's not personal, it's just business.

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lyingwit' Jimmy Hoffa.

My love for you is more than family.

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are nowin wet cement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to tattoo your name on my arm.

Sup girl, need a ride?

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Using these smooth Organized Crime pickup lines make her give you her number.

The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

Waddup, c'mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby...

Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

What up? You looking like a Yangster... ya dig in me.

Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

Yo Hoees..what's yallz bitachess names?

You a good girl, you jus need a t**... in ya life to treat you rite!

You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

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Flirty organized crime Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Organized Crime pick up lines are made to get him interested.

You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

You look alot like my next comare!

You must be the , because I want to violate you.

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

Youse da greatest.Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

We had you at hello.

Hey ma, lookin fly

I investigated you last night.

You turned up sexy.

Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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Cringe organized crime Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka's fall in love.

This guy Mando. He is a good man.

Are you as easy to pick up as your counterfeit purse?

Are you on FBI's most wanted? Because you're at the top of my list.

Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to m**... your cat?

Baby you are so fine, I want to kipnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

In Conclusion

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