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Top 50 Organized Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Organized Crime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Organized Crime conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  2. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

  3. Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

  4. The mob wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

  5. The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

  6. I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

  7. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

  8. I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

  9. Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

  10. You look a lot like my next comare!


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Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

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If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

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I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town

Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?