41 Prison Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls while you are in prison? Use these pick up lines to help you get the girls that you want. These pick up lines may not work all the time and they may depend on the circumstances that you are in.

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Is your heart a prison?

Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
Hey Girl, if i were in prison

Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment?

You can be bad cop all you want.

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Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Is your dad in prison?

You : is your dad in prison ?

Them : no

You : if I was your dad I would be in prison

Them : why ?

You : because I’d touch you

We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates.

Are you prison?

Because I'd kill to get inside of you

I think you belong in prison
Cause you stole my heart

Is your dad in prison?

Cuz if I were him I would be

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Are you a prison?

Because I could spend alot of time in you

<NFSW> Girl,Are you a prison bar?

Cause I wouldn’t mind going behind you ;)

Is your dad in prison?
Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.

I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart

Heyy gurrrl

Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

Girl are you prisoner's dilemma?

Cause i would love to lose myself to you.

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Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.

If we were in prison together

I'd definitely drop the soap ;)

Hey, is your dad in prison?

Because if I were your dad, I'd be in prison.

Better wear my sunglasses coz you Meiko my day so bright.

Is stealing a crime,?
Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

Hey is your dad in prison?

Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison

Are you in prison?

Because I’m looking for your cell number

Hey girl, are you my prison cellmate?

Because I want to be in a small space with you for life and occasionally get away, go off the map, and do something nice

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

Your name must be Sirius, because you are a prisoner of ass-kablam!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

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I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!

Si la belleza fuera delito, yo te hubiera dado cadena perpetua.
(If beauty was a crime, you would deserve life in prison.)

I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

Your gums looks sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Prison love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Prison chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.