Top 34 Prison Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Prison pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Is your heart a prison?

   Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.

2. What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

3. Are you a prison cell?

   Cause i want to be stuck in you forever

4. Hey Girl, if i were in prison

   Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.

5. Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment?

   You can be bad cop all you want.

6. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

   Is your dad in prison?
   "no, why?"
   If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

7. Is your dad in prison?

   You : is your dad in prison ?
   
   Them : no
   
   You : if I was your dad I would be in prison
   
   Them : why ?
   
   You : because I’d touch you

8. Is your father in prison?

   Because if I was your father I would be in prison

9. From 1 to 10, you are 8

   And i will go to prison after i put my cock in you

10. I think you belong in prison

    Cause you stole my heart

Funny prison pickup lines

Are you a prison?
Because I could spend alot of time in you

Is your dad in prison?

Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.

I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart

Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.

If we were in prison together
I'd definitely drop the soap ;)

Hey girl, are you my prison cellmate?

Because I want to be in a small space with you for life and occasionally get away, go off the map, and do something nice

Are you in prison?

Because I’m looking for your cell number

Hey is your dad in prison?

Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison

Better wear my sunglasses coz you Meiko my day so bright.

Hey, is your dad in prison?

Because if I were your dad, I'd be in prison.

Is stealing a crime,?

Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

Your name must be Sirius, because you are a prisoner of ass-kablam!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!

Si la belleza fuera delito, yo te hubiera dado cadena perpetua.
(If beauty was a crime, you would deserve life in prison.)

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.

Your gums looks sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.