Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

Is your dad in prison?

You : is your dad in prison ?

Them : no

You : if I was your dad I would be in prison

Them : why ?

You : because I’d touch you

We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates.

Are you prison?

Because I'd kill to get inside of you

"Your beauty’s a treasure, rare as can be; in this game of hearts, will you set me free?"

"If you were a cop, I'd willingly be your prisoner just to have you watch over me."

"Like a rare jewel, you're a sight to behold, in this prison of hearts, your charm breaks the mold."

"Do you have a map of Nanbaka? Because I just got lost in your eyes—and that’s a tough prison to escape!"

Well, that's a relief. I hear orange is the new black, but I don't think prison jumpsuits are his style.

"Are you a life sentence? Because being with you is worth doing time."

"If looks could break out of prison, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my attention."

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Because you've got me feeling locked up.

"If your heart was a prison, I'd gladly be locked up forever. Don't let me go, sweetheart."

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd gladly surrender to your arrest just to have you watch me."

"Are you a master escape artist? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm breaking out of prison."

If your heart was a prison, I'd want to be locked up with my husband.

"Are you a bail bond? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just been released from captivity."

"A prisoner, huh? Guess it's a good job I have a weakness for bad boys. Naughty but nice, I hope?"

"Like a star in the night, you light up my path, I’d gladly be captured by your radiant laugh."

"If charm was a prison, you'd be serving a life sentence—because I can't escape your captivating presence!"

"If sweetness was a crime, we'd both be serving a life sentence in the prison of love."

"Is your body a prison? Because I'm guilty of being addicted to your enticing beauty, and I wouldn't mind life imprisonment."

"Are you a prison break plan? Because I can't escape your captivating beauty, it's criminal."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be doing life in prison for being as ugly as a rat.

"In a world full of stars, it’s your light I adore, let me be the key to unlock your door."

"In the book of my heart, you're the finest line,
With every glance at you, the stars align."

"Are you a prison guard? Because you've locked my heart up with just one smile."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I must be a dangerous criminal, destined to be locked away there forever."

"Are you a police officer? Because I'd willingly surrender to your arresting beauty any day."

"Ever thought of handcuffs as jewelry? Join me in prison, 'cause stealing your heart is my greatest felony."

I think you belong in prison

Cause you stole my heart

"Only if you promise to write me love letters and keep our boba babies well behaved with your prison workout stories. 😉"

"In the garden of dreams where beauty blooms, your smile's the sun that brightens all the rooms."

"If being shy is a crime, I'd be serving life in your heart's prison by now."

"Are you a prison cell? Because I feel like I'm doing hard time without your smile!"

Haha, only if you promise to be a good prisoner! So, what’s the first thing you’d do after breaking out? 😉

"Your sly grin, my heart's prison, you're guilty as charged; with your naughty allure, my affections have enlarged."

"Are you a prison guard? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I'm doing time in your heart."

Is your dad in prison?

Cuz if I were him I would be

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"Your smile with that dimple is a crime, babe. It has stolen my heart and I'm willingly your lifetime prisoner."

Haha, yeah, I guess orange really isn't the new black for him! Maybe he'll start a reality show from prison.

"Are you a prisoner in Nanbaka? Because my heart's locked up tight for someone as stunning as you."

"In a realm of iron bars, your smile's a shooting star, you're the freedom I seek, makes my heart skip a beat."

"With every glance, my heart's set free; you're the only prisoner I want to see."

Are you a prison?

Because I could spend alot of time in you

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your wings look like they could use some company in my cell.

"Are you ready for a life sentence? Because when you're with me, it's nothing but thrilling, endless passion."

"Like a rose in bloom, your beauty shines bright,
In this garden of life, you’re my favorite sight."

"You're so gorgeous, even behind bars we'd redefine 'doing time' to 'living in paradise' together."

"Are you a prison escape plan? Because my heart just broke out when I saw you!"

"Like a rare jewel shining bright, your beauty captures me in pure delight."

"Is your heart a prison? Because it's got this bad boy wanting to serve a lifetime sentence."

"Darling, if testing your patience was a crime, could I serve my sentence in the prison of your heart?"

He'll be fine, I hear they're thinking of opening a Trump-themed hotel in prison. "Make Jail Great Again."

"Like a star in the night, your beauty shines bright, let me be the keeper of your light."

"You surrender? Well, I'm already a prisoner to your mesmerizing smile."

"In your gaze, I find my release, a lovely prisoner, my heart's sweet peace."

"In a world of shadows, you’re my light so bright,
Together we’ll dance, in the heart of the night."

"Like a rogue captive, you've stolen my heart's key, your charm and mischief is pure felony."

"Darling, if sweetness was a crime, you'd have me serving a life sentence in the prison of your heart."

Haha, well, if they ever lock you up, just let me know. I'll bake a cake with a file in it for you! 🍰🔑

"If being crazy for you was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence in your heart's maximum-security prison."

"Kynti, if beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence at my heart’s prison."

"Like a prisoner of love, in your eyes, I'm caught; your mischievous charm, it's the thrill I've always sought."

"Stuck in prison, huh? Well, I must say, your sense of humor is criminally attractive."

"In your gaze, I find my key, a prisoner of love, just you and me."

"In the prison of my heart, you hold the key, with every smile, you set my spirit free."

"Like a prisoner, I'm bound, but oh, you hold the key, your beauty's my freedom; come set my heart free."

"In a world of many, it’s you that I see, my heart’s captive, forever you’ll be."

"Are you a prison break? Because my heart races every time I see you behind these bars."

"In this heart's prison, you've got the key, your grace and beauty have captured me."

"In the prison of your gaze, I'm held tight, only you can set free this love-struck knight."

"I may not be a felon, but your beauty should be illegal; it could land us both in a prison of passion."

Who knows, maybe he'll start a reality show from prison... "Keeping Up with The Trumps Behind Bars"? 🤣

Are you a master at escaping? Because I can't seem to break free from your charm.

Are you a prison meal? Because you're hot, spicy, and I can't resist coming back for more.

Only if it's the prison of love, because I wouldn't mind being your cellmate in that case! 🌟

You know, if charm were a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my heart's prison.

Is your dad in prison?

Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

"No prison sentence could ever be as captivating as your eyes, miss."

"Are you a prison escape plan? Because you just broke into my heart and left me wanting more."

"Of course, I'd guard our boba babies fiercely! But let's avoid the jail part, okay? You're too charming for a prison cell."

"Are you wearing striped pajamas? Because you just stole my heart like a prisoner of love."

<NFSW> Girl,Are you a prison bar?

Cause I wouldn’t mind going behind you ;)

"In this heart's prison, it's you I see, a beauty so rare, set my spirit free."

"Kanachan, are you a policewoman? 'Cause your beauty just arrested my heart and I am willing to be the delightful prisoner."

Are you a prison break? Because you've escaped into my heart and I can't resist chasing after you.

"If smoothness were a crime, I'd be doing life in prison for stealing your attention."

"Is it illegal to look that good? Cause I wouldn't mind getting locked up in your heart."

"In a world of chaos, it’s you who holds the key, my heart’s prisoner, forever you’ll be."

"Like a rose in bloom, your beauty's divine, locked in admiration, would you be forever mine?"

Maybe he can start a reality show from prison. "Jailhouse Trump: Making Cellblocks Great Again." 😂

"Just like a life sentence, I could see myself falling for you forever."

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this delightful prison?"

"Are you my prison sentence? Because I want to spend every second of my life serving you."

"Anna, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Care to share that prison cell?"

"In this heart's prison, you hold the key, with every glance, you've captivated me."

"Like a star in the night, you shine so bright, let me be the muse that makes your heart take flight."

"In a world of shadows, you shine so bright, let me be your keeper, your heart's delight."

"Like a rare gem, you shine with such grace,
Let me be your keeper in this enchanting space."

"In the garden of dreams, your beauty's a flower, I’d be your prisoner, captivated by your power."

"If sweetness was a crime, I'd be doing life in prison for stealing your heart."

"You're a convict in my heart's jail, making every other love story pale."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I join you in that lovely prison?"

"Well, if you're a prisoner, I must say crime looks good on you. What are you in for - stealing hearts?"

Is your father in prison?

Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.

"If you were a prison escape, I’d gladly be your getaway driver; I can’t resist that charm!"

"Is your heart a prison? Because it seems like I've committed the crime of stealing your attention."

"With every glance you cast, my heart's locked in glee, as your smile holds the power to set my soul free."

"In a world of shadows, you shine so bright, let me be the keeper of your light."

"In this heart-shaped prison, you're the key, unlock my love, set my spirit free."

Are you a jail cell? Because I want to be locked up with you all night long.

That's a relief, I was worried about having to break him out of prison for our first date! Phew! 😂

"Is your heart a prison cell? Because I'd willingly commit a crime just to be locked in there."

Don't worry, I have some experience breaking out of prisons in video games. I'll come bust you out! 🎮🚓

"I may be a prisoner, but your body's the only crime here. How about we serve some time together?"

"Are you a warden? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's under arrest with desire."

Sounds like I need to book some extra patrol shifts in your area. Can't let a beauty like you go unwatched!

I better start practicing my prison photos

Because I'm about to steal your heart

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart's prison for stealing my breath away."

"Oh, a prisoner? Can't resist your captivating charm and mysterious allure. But remember, no bars can hold our conversation."

"Like a star in the night, you captivate my soul, let me be the one to make you whole."

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving life in baby prison!"

"I'd gladly surrender to your arrest if it means having you admire my 'criminal' charm."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the prison guard.

Are you Hitler? Because you invaded my heart and now I'm a prisoner of love.

Heyy gurrrl

Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

"Like a rose that blooms so rare, your beauty captivates beyond compare."

"If being hot and sexy is a crime, I hope you're the arresting officer. I'd gladly surrender to you any day."