Top 41 Prison Pick Up lines
Do you want to pick up girls while you are in prison? Use these pick up lines to help you get the girls that you want. These pick up lines may not work all the time and they may depend on the circumstances that you are in.
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Is your heart a prison?
Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
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Hey girl are you a prison?
Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
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What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
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Are you a prison cell?
Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
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Hey Girl, if i were in prison
Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.
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Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment?
You can be bad cop all you want.
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Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
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This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...
Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison. -
Is your dad in prison?
You : is your dad in prison ?
Them : no
You : if I was your dad I would be in prison
Them : why ?
You : because I’d touch you -
We were defeated, so this makes me your prisoner. I suppose there are worse fates.
Working prison pickup lines
Is your father in prison?
Because if I was your father I would be in prison
Are you prison?
Because I'd kill to get inside of you
I think you belong in prison
Cause you stole my heart
Is your dad in prison?
Cuz if I were him I would be
Is your dad in prison?
Because if i were your dad i would be in prison
<NFSW> Girl,Are you a prison bar?
Cause I wouldn’t mind going behind you ;)
Is your father in prison?
Cause if I were your father, I'd be in prison.
I better start practicing my prison photos
Because I'm about to steal your heart
Heyy gurrrl
Hey girl, is your dad in prison?
Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.
Are you tayk cuz im a prison
And i want you for 50 years
Hey girl, is your dad in prison?
'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.
Girl are you prisoner's dilemma?
Cause i would love to lose myself to you.
Hey girl, are you my prison cellmate?
Because I want to be in a small space with you for life and occasionally get away, go off the map, and do something nice
Are you in prison?
Because I’m looking for your cell number
Is stealing a crime,?
Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart
Hey is your dad in prison?
Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison
Better wear my sunglasses coz you Meiko my day so bright.
Hey, is your dad in prison?
Because if I were your dad, I'd be in prison.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Your name must be Sirius, because you are a prisoner of ass-kablam!
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)
I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!
