8 Dad Prison Pick Up lines

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Best Working Dad Prison Pickup Lines

A good Dad Prison hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

1. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

   Is your dad in prison?
   "no, why?"
   If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

2. Is your dad in prison?

   You : is your dad in prison ?
   
   Them : no
   
   You : if I was your dad I would be in prison
   
   Them : why ?
   
   You : because I’d touch you

3. Is your dad in prison?

   Cuz if I were him I would be

4. Is your dad in prison?

   Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

5. Heyy gurrrl

   Hey girl, is your dad in prison?
   
   Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

6. Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

   'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.

Short and cute dad prison pickup lines to impress a girl

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