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Top 8 Dad Prison Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Dad Prison pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dad Prison tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

    Is your dad in prison?
    "no, why?"
    If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

  2. Is your dad in prison?

    You : is your dad in prison ?

    Them : no

    You : if I was your dad I would be in prison

    Them : why ?

    You : because I’d touch you

  3. Is your dad in prison?

    Cuz if I were him I would be

  4. Is your dad in prison?

    Because if i were your dad i would be in prison

  5. Heyy gurrrl

    Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

    Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

  6. Hey girl, is your dad in prison?

    'Cause if I was your dad, I'd definitely go to prison.

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What is a Dad Prison pickup line?

Working short dad prison pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey is your dad in prison?

Cause if I was your dad I’d sure be in prison

Hey, is your dad in prison?

Because if I were your dad, I'd be in prison.


Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dad Prison phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.