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Top 50 Valentines Day Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Valentines Day conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Valentines Day pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. Happy Valentines Day.

    Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

    How you doin'?

  3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

  4. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

  5. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

  6. If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

    ii'd wish you were mine.

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The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

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Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will r**... you in a phone booth....

Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

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Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

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Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?

Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.

Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

I choo-choo-choose you.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.

I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.

I'd melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is that a cherub in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Cupid in your pocket, or do you just have weirdly shaped pants?

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

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Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.

Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

The only thing you gave me this Valentine's Day was a cavity.

They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.

Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.

You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.

You know what's on the Valentine's Day menu? Me-n-u.

You're like a Valentine's candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Once you go cupid, the rest are just s**...!

Be my valentine! Yes You Can

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Valentines Day phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Valentines Day lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.