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Top 50 Valentines Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Valentines Day pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Valentines Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Happy Valentines Day.

    Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  2. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....

    How you doin'?

  3. The only missing letters my valentine poem are U&I.

  4. If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

  5. Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

  6. If I had 3 wishes, ii'd wish...ii'd wish...

    ii'd wish you were mine.

  7. The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

  8. Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

    I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

  9. I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

  10. I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

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For Valentine's Day,

I'll give you my arc!

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

Can I get your name?

Yes, Will... You be my Valentine?

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Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Do you believe in love at first sight,

or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time? 

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?

Because Iowanna be with anybody else except u this Valentine’s Day.

Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine?

Roses are red...i am gonna tell the truth

Let's go on a date... otherwise, i will rape you in a phone booth....

Are you a Valentine’s Day card?

Cause I just wanna open you up and put all my love inside.

I know that its not valentines day

But I want you to be valen-mine-bae

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Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. All my base are belong to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your booty is fine, let's hang out.

Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolats for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smoot I'm right here.

The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

The only thing you gave me this Valentine's Day was a cavity.

They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

This Valentine's Day, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Tonight's menu: Chocolate, candy hearts and you.

Wanna go judge couples based on their body language with me?

When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.

You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.