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Top 46 April Fools Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty April Fools Day pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Boy: my **** is 10 inches

    girl: mine's too !

  2. Boy:Nice hair

    Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

  3. Can I buy you a drink?

    Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

  4. Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
    Boy: "I'm gay."

  5. Wanna get laid?

    TOTALLY!
    Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

  6. Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?

    Woman: Sure :), you're such a gentleman :).

    Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you're a**?

  7. Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?

    Yeah, with your blood

  8. Why Do Fools Fall in Love

  9. A - U r Attractive
    B - U r the Best
    C - U r Cute
    D - U r Dear 2 Me
    E - U r Excellent
    F - U r Funny
    G - U r Good-Looking
    H - hehehe
    I - I'm
    J – JOKING

  10. Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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Are you Fool proof, or can I trick you into buying me a drink?

Him Would you like to dance?

Her NO!
Him I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

Are you smiling now?
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

Girl, you’re Fool’s gold. And I don’t ever want to know the real thing.

Guess what day it is? Let’s fool around. (I’m not joking.)

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah but not with you!
You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.

Aww, because I'm so sweet?
No. Because you're fat as hell.

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I have a box full of baby kittens in my room. Wanna see? …April Fool’s! But now that we’re here…

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll