Top 50 April Fools Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty April Fools Day pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy April Fools Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Yeah, with your bloodHey baby wanna paint the whole town red? Yeah, with your blood
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Damn I Was A Fool For Trusting You.
Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re a**...?
Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...
Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's kiss and wait.
A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING
Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper
I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Aww, because I'm so sweet? No. Because you're fat as h**....
I can see forever in your eyes.But all I can see is never in yours.

Working april fools day pickup lines

When I call u: 1 ring means : I am missing yoU 2 ring means : I like u 3 ring means : I am thinking of u 4 ring means : I need u 5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

Are you an ornithologist?... because my p**... is incredibly swollen with blood.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Does beauty run in your family?

It obviously doesn't in yours!

Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautiful...??

Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reason for that..

I can make your bed rock.

Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

I can see forever in your eyes.

But all I can see is never in yours.

I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

It’s April Fool’s Day, and you look you could turn tricks, baby.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

That hipster dress is a joke. Better take it off.

True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own s**...
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long

Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.