97 Black Friday Pick Up lines And Rizz

You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

Meeting you is better than any of the deals I’ve seen on Black Friday!

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

You're the only deal I need.

There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"Are you a black cat? Because I feel unlucky enough to fall for you this Friday the 13th."

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

"Is it Black Friday? Because your beauty has me ready to camp out all night just for a chance at you."

Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!

"Baby, like a Black Friday discount, your irresistible charm has got me rushing straight to your heart."

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale

"Is your name Black Friday? Because I'm ready to camp out all night just to get the best deal of my life: you."

"On this Black Friday, the only deal I'm interested in is winning your heart with my charming appeal."

"It's Black Friday and while everyone's hunting for deals, I'm over here hunting for a priceless beauty like you."

"Is your name Friday the 13th? Because you're scary beautiful, and I’m feeling luckier than a black cat crossing my path."

Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?

"In this Black Friday crowd, your beauty should be the biggest deal because I can't take my eyes off you."

Hey I just got some new clothes, wanna watch me take them off?

The people say found a black cat on Friday night it's bad luck,

but not now, because you've found the love of your life, nice to meet you I'm black cat.

Why the h**... don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass.

Your clearance rack looks amazing, if you know what I mean!

Do you do Black Friday?

If you are then, I’d like to see how much I can get off on you.

If you're scared of catching a cold you can always come sleep in my tent.

It is getting cold. Your hands must be freezing. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up.

Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night.

My feelings for you is greater than the Black Friday line.

No baby, this ain't my flashlight...

Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday."

Push, shovel, grab, tackle, and yell.

Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.

That's a great outfit. How can I get it 90% off?

Would you mind holding my place in line I want to

You can't put a price on love like ours.

Your clearance rack looks awesome, if ya know whta I mean.

Girl, I'd dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday if it'd win your heart.

For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.

Every Friday was Black Friday to me.

EVERY day is "Black Friday" if you're a Kardashian.

Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.

Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.

Black Friday. You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday.

Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out.

Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines.

Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang.

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over tvs & stuff on sale

Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need.

Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal... worth the wait.

Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.

I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.