The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 32 Weekend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Weekend chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  2. Hey girl were you born on Monday?

    Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

  3. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

  4. I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

  5. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  6. Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

  7. Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

    *I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

  8. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)

  9. Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

  10. I'd love to win the lottery this weekend...

    But I don't have any lucky numbers. Can I have yours?

weekend pickup line
What is a Weekend pickup line?

Funny weekend pickup lines

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over

I’m outside of your house

Is what I’m going to say when I pick you up this weekend;)

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

You, me and your red tube top

Hey, are you Monday?
Coz you ruin my weekend.

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

This weekend let's do to our bodies what Godzilla does to Tokyo.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

It's the freakin' weekend.

I have an extra ticket for a fire dancing workshop next weekend. Wanna come?

What color are your eyes?
Um – they're blue.
I'd like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in an hour.

Are you here for one weekend or two?

Camping this weekend? There's a shower back at my place that you don't have to share . . unless you want to share.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!