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Top 41 Weekend Pick Up lines

Get into the mind of your crush with the best weekend pick up lines. Make your weekends more exciting with great cheesy and funny pick up lines for the weekend. These weekend pick up lines are great for any occasions like the weekend parties, movies, events, and more.

  1. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  2. Hey girl were you born on Monday?

    Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.

  3. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

  4. I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

  5. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  6. Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

  7. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  8. After a weekend with me, I won’t be able to go within 2 meters of you.

  9. If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I know I am having brunch this weekend.

  10. Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

    *I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*


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What is a Weekend pickup line?

Working weekend pickup lines

On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)

You want to see a bear show? Join me next weekend.

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

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This is a funny Weekend pickup line!

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

I'd love to win the lottery this weekend...
But I don't have any lucky numbers. Can I have yours?

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

There is no point in going that way

I heard heavens gates are closed for this weekend.
(And then ask her for a date)

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Thanks for your help!!

I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

Me: 01332 987642

Girl: why you giving me your house number

Me: nah that’s the number for a chiropractor for when I break your back this weekend

weekend pickup line
Working Weekend tinder opener

Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over

I’m outside of your house

Is what I’m going to say when I pick you up this weekend;)

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

What do you say the three of us get together this weekend

You, me and your red tube top

Hey, are you Monday?

Coz you ruin my weekend.

Are you here for one weekend or two?

What color are your eyes?
Um – they're blue.
I'd like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in an hour.

It's the freakin' weekend.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

I have an extra ticket for a fire dancing workshop next weekend. Wanna come?

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.