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Here are 81 for days of the week pick up lines for her and flirty for days of the week rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about for days of the week that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your for days of the week rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny for days of the week pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty for days of the week joke for a great chat response.

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A good For Days Of The Week pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  2. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  3. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  4. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  5. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  6. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

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Short and cute for days of the week pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about for days of the week are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

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May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

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Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

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Try using funny and charming For Days Of The Week conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

"How about we make Sunday a day of recovery together, from our week's adventures instead of just the night before?"

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

"Sunday? Perfect! A chance to make it the best day of the week with your company."

There’s a basketball game on Saturday.

Want to go?

Gurl, do u know which day u are in a week?

Sunday, coz u're a blessing!

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.


Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.

"Are your Sundays for recovery? Because your brown eyes make my whole week worth the exhaustion."

"Is your name Mimosa? Because you're turning my Sundays into the best day of the week."

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"Pardon the interruption, but my day just got better when I saw you. Could you spare a moment to make my whole week?"

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

Happy h**... Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-s**... by your thunder. (Thor)

Just once I'd like to actually get h**... on h**... day.

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!

Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

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Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

Hey baby, I wanna get freaky with you! Happy Freakday!

Wanna get a taste of free tap friday?

I'm so glad this work day is over. I'm ready for the weekend. Hurry up Friday!

If ya got them, Flaunt them! It's Flash Friday!

Are you Saturday? Because we are going to party all night.

Happy Sexy Saturday!

Hey glad you made it through the week, because it is sexy Saturday!

Hey Sexy, what is your plan for this Saturday?

Happy t**... Tuesdays! Flash me now!

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

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Flirty for days of the week Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty For Days Of The Week pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I need some Whoa's to help me get through Wednesday.

Hey baby, just the thought of you make me wet. Happy Wetnesday

Happy Whoa Wednesday!

Hey baby, guess what I can make you come with just my tongue. Happy Tongueday!

Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

You know, you make all my blues go away! Happy Monday!

Today is mature Monday. I'm leaving my immature ways in the weekend. What can I say women are like a fine wine and only get better with age.

Monday is my favorite day of the week. I have waited the whole weekend to see you...

Hey baby, I can make you moan louder than ever. Happy Moanday!

Happy Mature Monday!

You know, if you are going to sleep in on Sunday, I make a great body pillow. Happy Sleepday!

Babe, in case you miss me last night, it's me seductive Sunday!

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Are you Sunday? Because you are my sunshine!

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

Are you Wednesday? Because I want to h**... you.

It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?

Without you everyday is Monday.

I love dirty tuesday!

Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

Happy h**... day!

Are you Friday? Because I am ready to f**... in love with you.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain For Days Of The Week love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty For Days Of The Week chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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