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Top 50 For Days Of The Week Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty For Days Of The Week pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy For Days Of The Week conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Ash Wednesday is coming up.

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  2. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  3. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  4. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  5. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  6. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  7. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  8. Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

  9. I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

  10. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

Funny for days of the week pickup lines

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Hey easy like Sunday morning?

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

There’s a basketball game on Saturday.

Want to go?

Gurl, do u know which day u are in a week?

Sunday, coz u're a blessing!

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

You remind me of my bedroom

The rug could use a cleaning and you look dirty, but I'd still spend 7 days a week in you.

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

Hey girl are you down syndrome?

Cause' I'd take those genes off you any day if the week!

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!

Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.

Are you Friday? Because I am ready to Frigg in love with you.

Didn't you know it is Flash them Friday? You can flash me NOW!