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Top 50 Todays Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Todays pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Todays conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug

  2. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  3. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  4. I saw your bf today, i went to hug him but i bumped into the mirror

  5. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  6. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  7. Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

    I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

    Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

    Me: "Because you're a work of art."

    She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

    I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

  8. Today’s word is ‘legs’

    How about we spread the word?

  9. On a scale of one to America

    How free are you today?

  10. So today's 22/2/22 huh

    In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

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Funny todays pickup lines

Are you busy today?
Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?

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234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

I guess I'm wearing green today.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

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I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now