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80 Todays Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 todays pick up lines for her and flirty todays rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about todays that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your todays rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny todays pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty todays joke for a great chat response.

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A good Todays pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug

  2. Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

    Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

  3. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  4. I saw your bf today, i went to hug him but i bumped into the mirror

  5. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Because your a 1/10

  6. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

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What is a good Todays pickup line?

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Short and cute todays pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about todays are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Unexpectedly smooth moment from me today

I was hanging out with a new friend of mine that I've really been getting along great with earlier today when she went:

Her: "I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself."

Me: "Because you're a work of art."

She was really surprised by that and said how smooth I was.

I just feel really proud of myself for coming up with that one since I've never done something like that. :)

Today’s word is ‘legs’

How about we spread the word?

On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?

So today's 22/2/22 huh

In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

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Smooth Todays pickup line

Hey baby, are you today's date

Because you're 9/10

Spotify is such a scam
Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

Today is my birthday, can i have a retweet as you wish?


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Cheesy todays Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...


I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

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Working Todays tinder opener

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

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Funny todays Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Todays conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

(Works Only on 1st Day of the Month) Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.


I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Asked her if she was todays date, was successful, now what

Had to take advantage of the opportunity to use the “are you todays date” line on 10/10, it worked, now I have no idea what to say.

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

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Clever todays Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Todays hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?


I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow

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Smooth todays Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Todays pickup lines make her give you her number.

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

Hey girl are you Italian?

If she says yes:

“well then, what's a Roman goddess doing so far away from the Italian peninsula?"

If she says no:

"well then, i mistakened you for Juliet. can i still be your Romeo for today?"

What to say if a scammer calls you
Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

Hey Are You Today’s Date?

Because you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.

Today's Tuesday. We need to have a taco date.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."


Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...

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Flirty todays Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Todays pick up lines are made to get him interested.

The snow was wetter than usual today. Wonder why.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies. But today you simply put the butterflies my stomach.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where?
Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

You signed a disclaimer of physical rights today, didn’t you?

Girl are you today's date?
Cause you're 11/10

Not feeling myself today

So can I feel you instead

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Hey girl I know you are a piece of trash

But being an environmental conservationalist I am bound to pick you up. How about 6 in the evening today?


Well now I know why the sky was so grey today…

You took all the blue for your eyes

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

Karin: Wake up! I still have 999 matches left to meet today’s quota.

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Cringe todays Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

You dropped something today. Your smile.

Girl, did you have my ABC today yet? A Big c**....

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Girl, I want to plow more than the snow today.

Are you autistic?

Because your looking extra special today

Is that a virtual background or are you glowing today?


Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Todays love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Todays chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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