Today’s word is ‘legs’

How about we spread the word?

On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?

So today's 22/2/22 huh

In this day of the number 2s, you're still my number #1 ;-)

Are you busy today?

Coz I want you to add me to your to-do list.

Spotify is such a scam

Coz i didn't see you in today's hottest singles

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

I haven't had my Apple for today yet girl, why don't you help me get the doctor away...

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Are you today's date?

Coz you are the one.

I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?

Is today your last day? Because Toulouse you now would be criminal.

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Are you today’s date?

Because I’m never going to see you again after tonight

Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Has anyone called you beautiful today? No?

Well there is always tomorrow

Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?

Are you today’s date?

Because I want to 6/9

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

Hey girl are you Italian?

If she says yes:

“well then, what's a Roman goddess doing so far away from the Italian peninsula?"

If she says no:

"well then, i mistakened you for Juliet. can i still be your Romeo for today?"

What to say if a scammer calls you

Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce

Today's Tuesday. We need to have a taco date.

"Is it a leap year or are you just making my heart skip an extra beat today?"

Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.

Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?

The snow was wetter than usual today. Wonder why.

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...

I used to waste time chasing butterflies. But today you simply put the butterflies my stomach.

Hey, i saw you today.....

She: where?
Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

Not feeling myself today

So can I feel you instead

You signed a disclaimer of physical rights today, didn’t you?

Girl are you today's date?

Cause you're 11/10

Hey girl I know you are a piece of trash

But being an environmental conservationalist I am bound to pick you up. How about 6 in the evening today?

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Karin: Wake up! I still have 999 matches left to meet today’s quota.

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

You dropped something today. Your smile.

Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.

Girl, did you have my ABC today yet? A Big c**....

Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Girl, I want to plow more than the snow today.

Is that a virtual background or are you glowing today?

Are you autistic?

Because your looking extra special today

This may sound cheesy

But you look grate today!

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.

Are you my Zoom? Because I want to build a connection today.

I think about you like today’s date

24/7 ;)

It's a hot h**... day today in the desert. But don't worry, it's a dry h**....

Hey girl are you today's date

Cuz you're 10/10

The high today is going to be 23 degrees. But don't you worry, I'll keep you warm.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

It’s my birthday today…

So how about you act like my cake so I can eat you out in my birthday suit?

Baby! I can't wait to see the dark night today.

Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.

Did your boyfriend tell you how pretty u were today,

Or do I got to?

So you're looking really good today...Sorry that's what the voices in my head told me say that.

I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.

"Seeing your smile today, it's like the sunshine brightening up my world. So, how about we make tonight unforgettable too?"

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be a super blue moon in disguise!

You have a way with words. I find myself looking forward to our chats too. Let's create more moments together.

"Hey there, did it take you this long to reply because you were busy planning our next conversation?"

"As Lucifer, I'm a master of temptation... but it seems today, you're the one who's irresistibly tempting me."

"Hey there! Just trying to make today more interesting than yesterday. What's bringing a smile to your face today?"

If the super blue moon's beauty fades too soon, remember, it can never outshine you. Happy birthday!

Did you do squats today? Because that booty is looking gym-tastic, girl.

Are you made of cake? Because you're the sweetest treat I've ever laid eyes on. Happy birthday!

"Even without a bath, you radiate beauty. Imagine how electrifying you'd be after one."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my phone out?

In your casual chic attire, you soar above the crowd. Your beauty shines like the sun through the clouds.

Dear princess Celestia, today i learned that people can be buestiful inside and out.

"Your cute voice and playful hair flip are irresistible. Can I be the reason for your smile today?"

"Are those your favorite colored trainers? Because they're making you look even more stunning today."

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I s**... up when I saw you!

"I promise to dial back the sweet talk... after you agree to go out with me."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in paradise already."

"Did you just vote? Because your beauty is definitely winning the election for my heart tonight."

"Your smile is the most captivating thing I've seen today, mind sharing the number behind that masterpiece?"

"Well, lucky for you, I have an endless supply of sweetness to keep you alive and well."

"As we countdown to the New Year, I just want to say, your beauty makes every second sparkle brighter."

Girl you must be today's date

Since your 10/10

"I know today seems rough, but allow me to be the silver lining that brightens your clouded sky."

Definitely! I’ll bring my best dad jokes; just don’t blame me if you start rolling your eyes in disbelief. Challenge accepted?

"Is it your birthday? Because you look smoking hot in that black saree, birthday girl."

Is your airport look always this stunning? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

"Your intellect is the sun, your charm the Milky Way, good luck on your exam, you'll surely ace it today."

Is it just me, or did the angels forget to fly you back to heaven after Eid prayers?

"You in that black saree is pure magic. Mind if I make a wish and ask for your number?"

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single

"Wow! Sounds like you're quite popular. I must say I'm intrigued, but I aim to be the apex of your daily highlights."

When you're around, everything just falls into place. Your absence today made me realize how much I enjoy our conversations.

"Is your tail always this charming or is it just wagging extra today for me?"

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."

"Is it okay that when I woke up today, my first thought was how incredible your smile would look in the morning light?"

"Let's make Kiss Day memorable, your lips are the only sweetness I'm craving today."

"Are you hydrating enough today, or do I need to give your lips a taste of mine to quench your thirst?"

"Waking up today, you were my first thought; seeing you now, it's like my dream came true."

"Drinking enough water, darling? Or shall we consider more intimate forms of hydration?"

Like a masterpiece on display, every piece of you shines bright today.

"On this special day, I can't help but think - were you born this beautiful or did you have to work at it?"

"You might say you hate me today, but how about we turn that anger into passion tonight?"

Hey baby, you're looking bumblebeeautiful today.

"Your dreams might be sweet, but not as sweet as studying with you. Wake up, Sleeping Beauty."

"Are you still dreaming? Because our study session could use the spark only your intellect can ignite."

"I'd say I want world peace, but for today let's start with exchanging numbers - one small step for mankind!"

Are you made of Ma'amoul? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and the perfect way to celebrate Eid.

Your grace on Eid, like a blooming flower, radiates love and divine power.

"If being sweet to you might break your heart, then let me be the reason for your smile instead."

"My day was missing the essential ingredient - you. Care to spice it up with your tantalizing presence?"

Is it just me, or did the sun rise early today to see how radiant you are?

"Good morning, love. Did you brighten the sun or did it get jealous of your radiance today?"