You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

Is it Friday the 13th?

Because I just got lucky crossing paths with a black cat like you.

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

Even on a cursed day like Friday the 13th, meeting you feels like the biggest blessing.

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

I don't have to be Freddie Krueger to be the man of your dreams.

It's Friday the 13th, and just like a horror movie, I'm dying to have you in my life.

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

It’s Friday the 13th, but you've turned my luck around with your captivating smile.

On Friday the 13th, you're my lucky charm, your beauty and grace, cause no alarm.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

On this Friday the 13th, forget the superstitions, your allure is the only magic I believe in.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Is it Friday the 13th? Because I must be unlucky, I'm falling for a girl who could easily steal my heart.

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"Are you available this Friday? Because just like an artist needs a muse, I need your enchanting presence."

"Boyfriend, if Friday night is for funkin', then every night must be for falling in love with you."

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my search and the start of a beautiful weekend."

"Turning your tears into laughter is my goal; a charming date on Friday is my role."

"Out tonight? Does it involve battling dragons or taming leprechauns? Because that's the only drama am up for on a Friday night!"

"Just like in Friday Night Funkin', I can't help but chase every note of your captivating melody."

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch Cathedral, let's date before I depart in December 2023."

"Boyfriend, just like our game, I can't help but hit the right notes when I'm around you. Fancy a duet?"

"Darling, in this miserable world full of Mondays, you're my feel-good Friday with an extra sprinkle of pizza!"

"By the way, are you free on Friday? Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile."

"Hey, are you booked this Friday or can I pencil us in for a night of laughter, shared fries and ridiculous dance moves?"

"Hey Boyfriend, are you a level in Friday Night Funkin? Because I keep losing my heart to you."

"On this Friday night, how about we turn the Funkin' up a notch and dance to our rhythm?"

"Are you a black cat? Because I feel unlucky enough to fall for you this Friday the 13th."

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

"They call you Boyfriend because every Friday night is a dance with destiny when I'm funkin' around with you."

"Are you free on Friday? Because I can't fully enjoy my weekend without a little 'Sunshine' in it."

"Your allure is so captivating, even a trip to Australia can't keep me away - want to explore it together?"

"Despite the date, you're my fate, your enchanting allure makes every Friday great."

"By the way, are you free this Friday? Because my life without you feels as incomplete as a puzzle missing a piece."

"Are you Friday Night Funkin'? Because my heart keeps missing a beat trying to keep up with your rhythm."

"Our dates might be as rare as my trips to Australia, but each one would be as memorable as Christmas."

"In this rhythm game of love, your beauty outplays Friday Night Funkin', taking the high score in my heart."

"Is it Black Friday? Because your beauty has me ready to camp out all night just for a chance at you."

"Just like in Friday Night Funkin, Boyfriend, winning your heart seems to be the sweetest victory."

"Like Friday the 13th, you add an unexpected thrill to my life. How about we make tonight unforgettable?"

Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!

"I might be away in December 2023, but nothing compares to the gift of your presence; will you date me?"

"It's not just Friday night, every moment I spend with you funkin' feels right."

"You're always saying 'oh', how about we make it 'oh wow' with a date this Friday night?"

"Even on Friday the 13th, you're still the luckiest charm that has ever crossed my path."

"Your beauty eclipses even the breathtaking sights in Christchurch, would you be my date?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sun, how about a date when I return from my December travels?”