I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

Is it Friday the 13th?

Because I just got lucky crossing paths with a black cat like you.

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

Even on a cursed day like Friday the 13th, meeting you feels like the biggest blessing.

Black Friday Sale

My house.
You & me.
All clothes will be 100% off

I don't have to be Freddie Krueger to be the man of your dreams.

It's Friday the 13th, and just like a horror movie, I'm dying to have you in my life.

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

It’s Friday the 13th, but you've turned my luck around with your captivating smile.

On Friday the 13th, you're my lucky charm, your beauty and grace, cause no alarm.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

On this Friday the 13th, forget the superstitions, your allure is the only magic I believe in.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Is it Friday the 13th? Because I must be unlucky, I'm falling for a girl who could easily steal my heart.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my search and the start of a beautiful weekend."

"Boyfriend, if Friday night is for funkin', then every night must be for falling in love with you."

"Are you available this Friday? Because just like an artist needs a muse, I need your enchanting presence."

"In that case, fancy meeting me at the rooftop bar, Friday at 7?"

"Out tonight? Does it involve battling dragons or taming leprechauns? Because that's the only drama am up for on a Friday night!"

"Just like in Friday Night Funkin', I can't help but chase every note of your captivating melody."

Are you a Good Friday? Because you're the perfect combination of grace and beauty.

Are you free this Friday night? Because I'd love to take you out and show you a good time.

"You light up my week like a Friday night in a sea of Mondays."

If Friday was a person, it would definitely be as charming as you!

"Are you a Gilmore Girl? Because my heart races faster than Rory at a Friday night dinner!"

"Turning your tears into laughter is my goal; a charming date on Friday is my role."

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch Cathedral, let's date before I depart in December 2023."

"Boyfriend, just like our game, I can't help but hit the right notes when I'm around you. Fancy a duet?"

"By the way, are you free on Friday? Because my week isn't complete without your captivating smile."

"On this Friday night, how about we turn the Funkin' up a notch and dance to our rhythm?"

"Hey Boyfriend, are you a level in Friday Night Funkin? Because I keep losing my heart to you."

"Darling, in this miserable world full of Mondays, you're my feel-good Friday with an extra sprinkle of pizza!"

"Are you a black cat? Because I feel unlucky enough to fall for you this Friday the 13th."

"They call you Boyfriend because every Friday night is a dance with destiny when I'm funkin' around with you."

Yes to exploring the city together? I know a hidden spot with the best view. How about Friday night?

"If every other Friday is our day off, can I pencil you in for some fun next week?"

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

"Are we in a Friday the 13th sequel? Because the suspense of not having you by my side is killing me."

"Despite the date, you're my fate, your enchanting allure makes every Friday great."

"Are you free on Friday? Because I can't fully enjoy my weekend without a little 'Sunshine' in it."

"Your allure is so captivating, even a trip to Australia can't keep me away - want to explore it together?"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a total snack this Friday night!

"By the way, are you free this Friday? Because my life without you feels as incomplete as a puzzle missing a piece."

Is it hot in here or is it just you bringing the heat this Friday night?

"Our dates might be as rare as my trips to Australia, but each one would be as memorable as Christmas."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like the weekend ahead.

"Are you Friday Night Funkin'? Because my heart keeps missing a beat trying to keep up with your rhythm."

"In this rhythm game of love, your beauty outplays Friday Night Funkin', taking the high score in my heart."

"Just like in Friday Night Funkin, Boyfriend, winning your heart seems to be the sweetest victory."

Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!

"Like Friday the 13th, you add an unexpected thrill to my life. How about we make tonight unforgettable?"

"Is it Black Friday? Because your beauty has me ready to camp out all night just for a chance at you."

"Even on Friday the 13th, you're still the luckiest charm that has ever crossed my path."

"You're always saying 'oh', how about we make it 'oh wow' with a date this Friday night?"

"Are you Good Friday? Because you're making me want to repent for all my sins tonight."

"I might be away in December 2023, but nothing compares to the gift of your presence; will you date me?"

"It's not just Friday night, every moment I spend with you funkin' feels right."

"Baby, like a Black Friday discount, your irresistible charm has got me rushing straight to your heart."

"Your beauty eclipses even the breathtaking sights in Christchurch, would you be my date?"

"Your charm outshines all the cities I've visited, will you make my December brighter by being my date?"

"Excuse me, miss, but your beauty outshines Christchurch's views; would you brighten my journey until December 2023?"

"I hope your Good Friday is as good as you look, because you're serving up some serious blessings."

"Are you Friday Night Funkin'? Because my heart beats in sync with your rhythm."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again this Friday night?"

"Even my travels to Australia can't match the adventure of knowing you, let's start our journey before Christmas 2023, shall we?"

"Is your name Boyfriend or is it Heartbeat? Because every time I'm near you, my heart starts playing our song."

"Your beauty outshines even the starlit skies of Christchurch, may I take you on a date before my journey?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, but come December 2023, they'll have to compete with Christchurch's skyline."

"Are you Friday the 13th? Because even though you're a little scary, I can't help but be attracted to you."

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale

"Do you believe in love at first Friday night? Because with you, I knew instantly."

"By the way, is your Friday as beautiful as you or should we make it more exciting together?"

"Are you a map? Because even when I'm in Christchurch or Australia, I find my way back to you."

"I may be away in Christchurch, but I'd travel the world to spend a moment with your beauty."

"I'll be in Christchurch and Australia, but your smile is the only sight I want to see."

"Forget the Black Friday sales, the only thing I'm interested in acquiring tonight is your heart."

"Hey Boyfriend, can you sing a duet with my heart? Because it's been beating to your rhythm since I saw you."

"Is your name Black Friday? Because I'm ready to camp out all night just to get the best deal of my life: you."

"On this Black Friday, the only deal I'm interested in is winning your heart with my charming appeal."

"Alluring as you are, I'm thinking Friday needs some sparkle. How about we light it up together?"

"Is your name Friday Night Funkin'? Because I'd love to spend every weekend practicing our syncopation."

"The weekend's as clingy as a panda to a bamboo stick. But hey, Mondays are just undercover Fridays, right?"

"It's Black Friday and while everyone's hunting for deals, I'm over here hunting for a priceless beauty like you."

"Is your calendar as stunning as you on Friday? Because I can't imagine a better date than us together."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you, Friday night!

"Is your name Friday the 13th? Because you're scary beautiful, and I’m feeling luckier than a black cat crossing my path."

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my week-long search for perfection."

"Are you from the game Friday Night Funkin, Boyfriend? Because my world definitely gets more colorful with you."

"I was wondering if you're available on Friday? I can't think of a more enchanting way to end my week."

"Just asking, are you booked this Friday or may I have the privilege of adding a sparkle to your evening?"

"Glad to see you've got a sense of humor! Honestly, laughing with you feels even more fun than a Friday night out."

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

"Are you Friday the 13th? Because I'm inexplicably drawn to your bad luck charm."

"Hey there, Boyfriend, we may be in Friday Night Funkin', but with you, every beat feels like a sweet melody."

"You're so beautiful, even my frequent travels can't keep me away. Will you be my journey's sweetest destination?"

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, fancy a trip there with me in December 2023?"

If Friday were a person, it would be jealous of how much I look forward to seeing you.

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

Are you a Friday? Because you just made my week complete with your smile.

Hey baby, mind if I stick my card into your chip reader?

"GF? Nah, the only committed relationship I have is with pizza on Fridays...and even then, sometimes I cheat with tacos."

"Is it Friday or did you just light up my world with that stunning green dress, my angel in disguise?"

"Are you a level in Friday Night Funkin? Because I keep losing my rhythm whenever I'm around you, Boyfriend."

"In this Black Friday crowd, your beauty should be the biggest deal because I can't take my eyes off you."

"Your beauty outshines Christchurch's sunrise, miss. Fancy exploring the rest of 2023 together?"

Are you made of Friday nights? Because I can't stop thinking about spending the weekend with you.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Just like the spirit of Good Friday, you bring light and hope into my world.

"Hey Boyfriend, your rhythm moves me more than any beat in Friday Night Funkin'. How about a private session?"

"Just like my journey to Australia, falling for you is an adventure I'd love to embark on before Christmas 2023."

"Just like the stars erase darkness, our Friday date could replace your tears with a smile."

"Your beauty outshines the Christchurch sunset, can I share that view with you when I return?"