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Top 50 Curves Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Curves pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

    Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  2. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  3. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

  4. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  5. Hey, do you like geometry?

    Cause you've got some curves.

  6. Are you related to David Beckham?

    Because you got those curves!

  7. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

  8. I could look at your bézier curves all day.

  9. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  10. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

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Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

Baby yuh full a curve like country road.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

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Are you a donut

Cause your all sugar and curves

Hey girl are you an airfoil?
Because those curves are generating lift.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

You make my demand curve go inelastic

Damn girl, you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard.

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

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Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.


Of all the curves on your body, your smile is my favourite..

I’d like to estimate the slope of those curves.

Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.

Out of all the curves..

in the body your smile is my favorite one XD

Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed

Because I am Down With The Thickness

You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.

Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.

Today's the day! May the curves be ever in your favor, you're all fineapples.

I wish I was your derivitive, so I could apply tangent to your curves.