Are you David Beckham?

Why would you bend over for you.

I'm pretty good at blood bending.

Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**... disappear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Twisted

Bend over cuz you’re about to get f**...

"Are we in a yoga class? Because the more I stretch my thoughts, the more they bend towards you."

"Excuse me, but I think you're missing one thing in there—someone to help you enjoy the moment!"

"Just like Missouri's Gateway Arch, you've got me bending over backwards just for a chance to reach your heart."

"Your spirit's as flexible as your yoga bends, my admiration for you simply never ends."

"Has life granted you flexibility? Because your beauty is bending my world out of shape."

Are you a right angle?

Cause I want to bend you over on a table

Your smile's the perfect revenge, melting hearts with every glimmer and bend.

"Just as Tezcat bends reality, you've warped my heart's gravity, with your enchanting personality."

"Are you the star of the 18th Rizz? Because your beauty seems to bend time and space around itself."

"Is your name Yoga? Because you've got me bending over backwards just to catch your smile."

Mmm, sounds tempting. Maybe I'll give you a private show sometime. 😉

Are you a gym mat? Because I want to bend and stretch all over you.

Are you a yoga instructor? Because you're bending my thoughts in all the right ways.

"I'm not flexible like you in yoga, but I promise to bend over backwards just to make you smile."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you've got my heart rate soaring and my mind bending towards you."

Intellectual stimulation? Check. ISTP energy? Double check. Get ready for some mind-bending discussions and a whole lot of laughs! 😄

"Hey, I'm Braden. I bend with scoliosis but for you, I'd straighten up and run the track to your heart."

"Are you a black hole? Because your beauty is bending my universe out of shape."

"As you bend and sway, the water dances with grace; I can't help but admire your enchanting embrace."

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

"Do you believe in honesty? Because I'm captivated by your charm, even if your stories bend the truth."

"Is your name Yoga? Because every time you tell me to 'shut up and bend over,' I'm ready to stretch my boundaries."

"Are you practicing yoga in there? Because I can see you're flexible enough to bend my heart too."

"In the shower's gentle mist, you shine like a dream, your beauty flows like a soft, radiant stream."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I find myself wanting to bend over backwards just to impress you."

"Your curves are more breathtaking than Sudan's legendary Nile bends, how about we explore them further tonight?"

"Your curves, my dear, are like a sonnet's bend, a masterpiece that poets would commend."

"Like a river's bend, your curves enchant, in beauty's tale, you're the perfect chant."

"On bended knee, to your father I'll plea, for the honor of your hand and our love's sweet decree."

"Is your name Yoga? Because you've got me bending over backward just to catch a glimpse of your smile."

"You must be a yoga instructor, because your flexibility has me bending over backwards to get your attention."

Are you a yoga instructor? Because you're bending over backwards for me in that pose.

"Your brain is the sexiest curve on you, and baby, I'm completely smitten by its bends."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or are you just a cop bending the rules of attraction?"

Ah, the heart’s sweet game, a dance of fate,
In your presence, time bends; I can hardly wait.

"You bend like a poem, with grace and allure; your yoga moves enchant me, I couldn't ask for more."

Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

"Your flexibility in yoga is impressive, but it's your captivating energy that truly bends my reality."

"Is your name Yoga? Because your thicc butty has got me bending over backwards in admiration."

"Are we playing golf? 'Cause when you say 'shut up and bend over,' I can't help but feel like we're in the perfect swing."

I may be tall, but I'd bend down for you anytime, cutie.

You must be bamboo, because you're bending all the way to my heart.

"Your flexibility in yoga is impressive, but can you bend your rules for a date with me?"

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

"Girl, you've got me more twisted than Donatello's Bo staff, only difference is, I'm bending towards your beauty."

"Hush now, your words are lovely, but that posture? Absolutely breathtaking."

Like silk through water, my love for you transcends. Let me dance my way into your heart's deep bends.

Roses are red Violets are twisted

Bend over and prepare to be f**...

"Your silence speaks volumes, but that curve? It's shouting for some attention."

"Ever tried the pose of two hearts entwining? Because my heart has mastered its bend towards yours."

You must be bamboo, because you already have me bending over backward for you.

"Ever seen muscles that could bend steel, sweetheart? Because this farmer's biceps are dying to plow your heart."

"As water cascades, your grace does shine; in this moment, I wish you were mine."

Oh, the possibilities that come to mind when you mention bending over... Let's keep it interesting, shall we?

"Are you a wormhole? Because every moment with you feels like bending time and space into something extraordinary."

I'd let you bend me like a river, because girl, you're flowing with irresistible charm.

Your curves are like a work of art, each line and bend a masterpiece created by the stars.

"In the steam, your beauty glows, like a flower kissed by morning's rose."

"Is your body from hot yoga? Because honestly, it's bending my world out of shape."

"Is it just the steam, or are you naturally glowing? Mind if I join your little spa getaway?"

"Like a river's bend, your curves dance so divine, a sight so splendid, I wish you were mine."

Only thing you're gonna bend is over.

Hey, girl, are you time?

Because I wanna bend you.

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again bending over?"

Well, if you're into that... I've been told I have a pretty nice view from down there.

"Did you dare to disrupt the 3D world, or is your beauty just naturally bending reality?"

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my fashion-forward, gender-bending strut?"

Roses are red

Roses are red , I like game controllers
Let's play some games and then you bend over

With all the ways you bend me to your will using the curves of your body

It's no wonder I can't think straight when I'm not around you.

Are you a tombstone?

Cuz id bend over to give u a lil somethin’

Girl bending the knee

And saying a pickup line first.

Please share a good pickup line to say to a guy

Girl, you like a paperclip

'cause I just wanna bend you around my fingers.

Roses are red , Violets are twisted

Bend over you’re about to get f**...

I don't know about firebending or airbending but..

...I'd like to master bending you over a table

I came up with this while browsing avatar lore , you're welcome .

I can bend it better than beckham.

Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?