Top 33 Bend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you an Airbender?

   Because you are bending my breath away.

2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

   We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
   
   After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

3. How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

4. Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.

5. Hey girl. Maybe later I can show you my body bending.

6. If I were to choose a bending power I would the ability to "bend" your heart!

7. Are you David Beckham?

   Why would you bend over for you.

8. I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

9. I'm pretty good at blood bending.

10. Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.

Funny bend pickup lines

Roses are Red, Violets are Twisted
Bend over cuz you’re about to get fisted

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

Hey, girl, are you time?

Because I wanna bend you.

Only thing you're gonna bend is over.

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

Roses are red

Roses are red , I like game controllers
Let's play some games and then you bend over

With all the ways you bend me to your will using the curves of your body

It's no wonder I can't think straight when I'm not around you.

Girl bending the knee

And saying a pickup line first.

Please share a good pickup line to say to a guy

Mm you must be an Accra-bat,

because I’m Ghana bend you in all kinds of ways.

Girl, you like a paperclip

'cause I just wanna bend you around my fingers.

Roses are red , Violets are twisted

Bend over you’re about to get fisted

Are you a tombstone?

Cuz id bend over to give u a lil somethin’

I don't know about firebending or airbending but..

...I'd like to master bending you over a table

I came up with this while browsing avatar lore , you're welcome .

Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?

Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Because I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

I can bend it better than beckham.