Top 30 Bend Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bend conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you an Airbender?
Because you are bending my breath away.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.
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Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
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Hey girl. Maybe later I can show you my body bending.
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If I were to choose a bending power I would the ability to "bend" your heart!
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Are you David Beckham?
Why would you bend over for you.
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I'm pretty good at blood bending.
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Did you remove my bending? Because a part of me is not bending anymore.
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Roses are Red, Violets are Twisted
Bend over cuz you’re about to get fisted
Funny bend pickup lines
Are you a right angle?
Cause I want to bend you over on a table
Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time
Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Hey, girl, are you time?
Because I wanna bend you.
Only thing you're gonna bend is over.
Ive got two yall
1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me
2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?
Roses are red
Roses are red , I like game controllers
Let's play some games and then you bend over
With all the ways you bend me to your will using the curves of your body
It's no wonder I can't think straight when I'm not around you.
I don't know about firebending or airbending but..
...I'd like to master bending you over a table
I came up with this while browsing avatar lore , you're welcome .
Mm you must be an Accra-bat,
because I’m Ghana bend you in all kinds of ways.
Girl bending the knee
And saying a pickup line first.
Please share a good pickup line to say to a guy
Roses are red , Violets are twisted
Bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a tombstone?
Cuz id bend over to give u a lil somethin’
I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.
Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?
Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you
I can bend it better than beckham.