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Top 50 Curve Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Curve pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Curve conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

    Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  2. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  3. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

  4. I used to think your curves were perfect

    But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

  5. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  6. Girl, you a roller coster?

    Cuz you've got curves that I'd love to ride

  7. Hey, do you like geometry?

    Cause you've got some curves.

  8. Are you related to David Beckham?

    Because you got those curves!

  9. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

  10. I could look at your bézier curves all day.


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What is a Curve pickup line?

Working curve pickup lines

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

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This is a funny Curve pickup line!

Baby yuh full a curve like country road.

[to use with a girl with curves] “call me Mike Tyson from an alternate universe where he’s the lead singer of disturbed”
Cuz I’m down with the thickness

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

Are you a donut

Cause your all sugar and curves

Hey girl are you an airfoil?

Because those curves are generating lift.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Girl, you must be my computer fan

Cause your curves are just unnatural

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Working Curve tinder opener

You make my demand curve go inelastic

I wanna be your derevative...

Cause I wanna lie tangent to your curves

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Are you a peak skateboard race? Because you got the curves and I am flying without any brakes.

This one is to use as a follow-up

I may have all the good lines but that's only cause you took all the curves.

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Surfboards curves are beautiful to see. They don't get sag.

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.

You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.