Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.

Roses are red, you are quite pretty

I was trying to think of another line but I'm not very witty.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar.
You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.

Are you a ball... Because you just hit my line.

Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?

Want to see my tennis tan lines?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.

Line: I think I could make you very happy
Comeback: Why, are you leaving?

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy.
Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

Line: Can I have your name?
Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?

Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

Wanna compare tan lines?

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Comeback: It's hot!!!

Line: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Comeback: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't.

There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met... Goodbye!

Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

If you show me your Tan Line, I'll show you mine.

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

Are you my lines? Cuz I'll never forget you.

Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?

Want to compare tan lines?

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

Girl, I know the perfect breakfast for you. Cheesy pick up lines, hot sausage patty, and let's finish it with some tasty cream for your coffee.

I'm throwing my best lines at you in hopes you won't Resist.

Alphabet pick up line come back. If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'll put F-T-R-E together and enjoy a future without U.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

These pick up lines are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Most ladies are in the single line. Do you wanna join them?

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!