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Top 50 Train Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Train pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Train conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you a train?

    Cuz i would want to lay under you

  2. Are you a train?

    Cuz I’m about to give you a railing

  3. You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

  4. I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

  5. Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

  6. Are you a ninja?

    Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

  7. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  8. Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.

  9. Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

    ;)

  10. Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

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Baby I’m a Pokemon master. I’ll train your Jigglypuffs.

Are you into trains

Because when I take you out your gonna get railed

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

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Are you a train?

Because im trying to get railed.

Hey girl, are you a train?
Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)

Are those track marks?

Because I'd love to run a train on you

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

Hey girl, are you a train?

Cause I wanna D-rail you

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Roses are red, violets are blue

You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you

Gonna use this one and we’ll see how it goes

Update: “That was a good one” :/

Are you medically trained ?

Because I think I need cpr after you took my breath away

Are you a train wreck?

Because I can't seem to take my eyes off you.

Girl, are you a train

Because I choo choo choose you

I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.

Roses are red violets are blue

If you were a train i always ride you

Are you a train

Cause I like trains

Are you a freight train

Cause you hit different

Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

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Bonus points if it involves a train

Eyy baby do you like trains?

Because i like trains