I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

;)

Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

Are you into trains

Because when I take you out your gonna get railed

Girl, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

Let’s do some interval training in my bed.

Are you a train set? Because my train wants to go through your tunnels.

Bring out the Burning Whip, I have Trained Skin.

Are you a train? Because I would like to ride you till the end.

Wanna be my cross training?

Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

Do you like trains? Because I have not done it on the train bathroom before.

Hey girl, are you a train? Because you are getting D-railed tonight.

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

Let's do some cross training tonight, with our bodies crossed.

Babe, are you a train? Because I will make you loco for me.

Girl, are you a train? Because a head on encounter with you would be smashing.

I am a train and I love you so. True true!

Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

Are you a train?

Because im trying to get railed.

Hey girl, are you a train?

Cause I wanna rail your caboose ;)

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

Hey baby, are you a train? Because I have been waiting to get on the right ride.

Girl are you a train? Because my tracks want to lay under you.

Are you a freight train? Because you hit me hard.

I know, I stare at that ad every day too. What does it mean to you?

Are those track marks?

Because I'd love to run a train on you

Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you.

I love the way you handle that pole.

Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?

Don't worry, I thrive under pressure. Let's push each other to be the best versions of ourselves. We got this!

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"In the game of love, you’re the ultimate ace,
Peppa, with your charm and skill, you light up this space."

"Are you my training program? Because when you're complete, I'm stronger and more fulfilled than ever before."

Well, I do take my training seriously. Just finished learning how to fetch snacks on command. What's next, sit or roll over?

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection, and it's more than just this train ride."

My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.

"Is your name Football? Because I've been training for you all my life."

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

I can handle weirdos—I've trained with my cat. He's a master in the art of sass!

"Well, nothing beats a bit of classic Soul Train! You must have some killer moves then?"

"Well, lucky for me, I'm a quick learner. I'll follow your lead, as long as you're the one in charge."

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

"Is your name Puck? Because I've been trained to handle curves and score goals with someone as striking as you."

Well, that's when we deploy the backup pigeon! They’ve got a strict training program—highly competitive, though. Only the best get to deliver!

"You're a masterpiece of indie rock and classic sonatas; can I be the rhythm to your melody?"

Are you training for a role in a zoo escape movie? 'Cause I'm ready to help you scheme.

"As an Army Sergeant, I'm trained to fight, but your beauty is one battle I'm happily losing."

"Can you train my heart too? It's getting stronger every time I see you."

Girl you want to ride my pho train tonight?

they said is "So, do you prefer cats or dogs?"

"I prefer dragons, actually. Much easier to house train and their fire-breathing makes for a great barbecue."

"Fear not! I'm trained in red flag detection, so together we can be like the dating avengers."

"Ah, a fellow Soul Train enthusiast! Nothing beats those classic tunes, huh? Seems like we're already dancing to the same beat."

"Are you a melody? Because your beauty hits every note in my heart, making it sing like the best indie rock song."

"Haha, training can be fun indeed! It always brings out my competitive side. How about you?"

"Is your dog training you, or are you the one training me to fall for your charm?"

Two times? Wow, you're practically a fitness influencer now! I’m still working on lifting my remote control... does that count as training? 😄

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Are you a train? Because every time I see you, my heart races on track.

"Ever thought about training a partner? Because when it comes to you, I can't help but fight for your attention."

"Are you a hunter? Because you've just caught my heart in your crosshairs."

"Do you like trains? Because with my autism focus, I'm all aboard the 'I think you're amazing' express!"

"Did we just share a track? Because my heart has been racing since you entered the carriage."

"Since you're already on the 'yeah' train, how about we make the next stop 'yeah-we're-perfect-together' junction?"

I appreciate your determination. We'll motivate each other to excel and make the most out of our training and classes. Let's conquer this together!

"Just like Hiccup trained Toothless, I'd love to learn everything about your heart's unique dragon flight."

"Is there a note you can't hit, Indie? Because every time we touch, it feels like hitting a high note."

"Two hours is perfect for a nap! Or are you secretly training for the Couch Olympics? Gold medal in binge-watching, here we come!"

"Looks like we have some extra time to get to know each other while we wait for the train."

"Just finished a documentary on how to train your pet rock. Spoiler: they don’t listen very well! What’s the show about?"

Are you a train conductor? Because you've got me on the right track of love.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I surf by on the train again?"

"Did you just finish a training course? Because every time I see you, it feels like I've leveled up."

"Once this training ends, how about we train our hearts to beat in sync, beautiful?"

"Is your voice a melody? Because every time you speak, my heart dances to the rhythm of indie rock."

"Is your smile a dragon? 'Cause it's setting my heart ablaze, just like the fiery beauty of your long, brown hair."

"Is your name Train? Because you've got my heart racing at full steam ahead."

Like a speeding train, your beauty is unstoppable, leaving me mesmerized at every stop.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

I'm trained and equipped to clear snow. That's why you'll hear people saying I'm a pro at heavy-duty ploughing.

"Did you train with the thieves who stole the hearts? Because you just stole mine with that smile."

Challenge accepted! With you by my side, I know we'll conquer any obstacle that comes our way. Let's do this together!

"Excuse me, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection stronger than this train's."

Baby, you and me gonna ride rough and dirty... on that dilapidated train to Mandalay.

Haha, are you training for a food Olympics or something? I'll be your official cheerleader! Go, go, go! 🏆🍽️

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Are you a train conductor? Because you've got me on track with your irresistible charm."

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

Do you wanna play trains?

You could sit on my face while i ChooChoo

"I'm not trying to win a prize, but if your heart was a trophy, I'd train every single day for it."

"If cuteness was a sport, you'd be the heavyweight champion—got any tips for my training?"

"Are you the train conductor? Because you're making me wish this delay lasts forever."

"Ah, training! The sweat, the adrenaline... I love it too! Do you prefer cardio or lifting weights?"

"Are you a train? Because every time I see you, my heart goes 'choo choo' with excitement."

"I may not be an artist, Indie, but I can definitely picture us together in a beautiful masterpiece."

"Indeed, I successfully trained my cat to high five. Top that!"

"I must be the caboose, because I'll always be right behind you, keeping up with your beauty."

You shine like the sun in the rain, you must have trained hard to excel in this game.

"Your freckles are like stars guiding me to the adventure of my life, just like Hiccup and Toothless in our favorite movie."

"Dog lover, huh? So what you’re saying is, I need to impress you AND your furry friend? I'm starting to feel like I need a training manual!"

"Do you run this train route? Because my heart skips every station just to get to you faster."

"Are you a train? Because you've just conducted my heart into overdrive."

"Are you trained in handling dangerous situations? Because falling for me isn't for the faint-hearted."

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Just like this training, you're intense and captivating. Can I explore your depths when the session is over?"

"Your voice isn't the only thing that moves me, Indie. Can I compose a symphony of touch with you?"

"Just like in boxing, I've been training to take my shot. Would you mind if I took it with you?"

"Ever consider leash training? Because I'm a bad boy who needs your control."

"Is your name Locomotive? Because my heart races every time it approaches your platform."

"Chelsea, if drinking was a sport, should I start training? By the way, I only take water... mixed with barley and hops. 🍺"

"Are you a train? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's being pulled along the tracks."

"Your beauty, like a train, stops my heart's express, without you dear, my life is less."

"Are you a freight train? Because every time I see you, my heart starts hopping with excitement."

"Are you a trained dog whisperer? Because this puppy's heart is howling for your touch."

"You're a Soul Train fan too? Looks like we've got some groovy common ground."

Do you want to come over to my house and play train?

You can sit on my face and I'll Chu Chu

Your determination in training shines bright, like a star in the darkest night.

"With long brown hair as enchanting as Night Fury's flight, your smile could tame any dragon, especially my heart."

"Are your sketches as captivating as your voice, Indie? Because I'd love to be drawn into your world and feel your rhythm."

"In the National Police Cadet Corps, we're trained to recognize beauty... and you've just set off my alarm."

Hey girl, are you a train?

Cause I wanna D-rail you

"Is your name Victory? Because I've been trained to fight, but with you, I only know how to surrender."

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

"Is this the express train? Because girl, you've got my heart accelerating at full speed."

Two times in one week? Wow, someone’s training for the ‘Couch Potato Olympics!’ Need a coach? I specialize in lifting pizza. 🍕