Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Do you want to do it in my car?

Are you a car?

Cause I'll ride you any day.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the h**... outta here

Yo, Einstein, take it upstairs. You can’t detail a car with the cover on.

If you were a car game...

Hey girl...
If you were a car game
You would be "Asphat"

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Are you a deer

Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Just get in tha car, b**...... I'm famous

Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

Girl, you’re like fast food, cause I wanna take you out.

…. and eat you in my car.

Before I start working on your car, I need to pop your hood and check your fluids.

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car. You better learn that.

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let’s have s*x inside my car.

Roses are red

Cars go vroom
It wont be long
Until I become your groom

Do you prefer the mobile experience in the car or the desktop experience in my bed?

"Are you a race car? Because whenever I see you, my heart beats like it's just finished the F1 Grand Prix."

"How about we let our hearts race together, just like a twin-turbo in a straight line?"

"Hey Carly, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection that I wouldn't mind exploring further."

"If I were a car, I'd let you control my stick shift because you drive me absolutely wild."

"You know I'm a boxer, right? Well, you've already knocked me out with your beauty."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"Is your name Glowstick? Because when you gave me that bouncing ball, you lit up my world more than Spongebob's car could ever."

Are you a car? Because every time I see you, my heart revs up like a engine.

"Babe, are you a mechanic? Because my heart is racing and you're the only one who can fix it."

"Are you from the Philippines? Because my heart races for you faster than any F1 car."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even at full speed."

"Carly, if beauty were a melody, you'd be the sweetest symphony playing on repeat in my mind."

"Wow, Officer, your muscles should come with a warning. It's stealing my attention and I'm guilty as charged."

"Like an F1 car, your beauty sends my heart racing from zero to 'wow' in just a few seconds."

"I've tried so many lines, but only your smile seems to work, it's got my heart accelerating faster than a sports car."

"Is your car's engine as warm as your eyes? Because they both seem to make my heart race."

You must be a rare drop, because you're the ultimate prize in my game.

My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!

Do you need your car fixed? I can pick you up.