50 Car Pick Up lines

Here are 50 car pick up lines for her and flirty car rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about car that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your car rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny car pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty car joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Car Pickup Lines

A good Car hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.
Do you need your car fixed?

Because I'm a pick up master
Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.
Girl, if you were a race car

You'd be lightning McQueen
Are you a car on a hot summer day?

Because I want to put a baby in you
"If you were a car and I was a gas station."

Would you let me fill you up?

Short and cute car pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about car are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Do you want to do it in my car?

Are you a car?

Cause I'll ride you any day.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

I hope you have car insurance
Because you're about to get rear ended

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

Cheesy car Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Corny car Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Car conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

A good car Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Car hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the h**... outta here

Yo, Einstein, take it upstairs. You can’t detail a car with the cover on.

Girl are you McDonald's?
Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

If you were a car game...

Hey girl...
If you were a car game
You would be "Asphat"

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus.

Are you a deer

Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Just get in tha car, b**...... I'm famous

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Car love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Car chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.