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Top 50 Car Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Car chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  2. Are you a convertible car?

    Because you would look better with your top down.

  3. By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

  4. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  5. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  6. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  7. I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

  8. Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

  9. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

  10. Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

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Funny car pickup lines

I like my women like I like my coffee
Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Are you my old car?

Cause you're fucked up but I still love you

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

My dong is a rental car company - it Hertz!

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin.

Cop car

Hey girl are you a cop car? Because there have been a lot of black people inside of you

Are you a theif?

Because I can't find my car

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

Hey do you have car insurance?

Cause I can tell we’re gonna burn some rubber

Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that ass looks hot!

If you were the passenger in my car

Then i'd check my passenger mirror more frequently to see an angel

I know we just met and this may sound crazy but I discovered a backseat in my car, so come with me maybe?

Get in the van.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Get in the car or I'll shoot you.





(with my love gun ofc


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