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Top 50 Car Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Car pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Car tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  2. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  3. Are you a convertible car?

    Because you would look better with your top down.

  4. Girl, if you were a race car

    You'd be lightning McQueen

  5. Are you a car on a hot summer day?

    Because I want to put a baby in you

  6. "If you were a car and I was a gas station."

    Would you let me fill you up?

Working short car pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Do you want to do it in my car?

Are you a car?

Cause I'll ride you any day.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

I hope you have car insurance
Because you're about to get rear ended

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

car Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

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Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

car Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the h**... outta here

Yo, Einstein, take it upstairs. You can’t detail a car with the cover on.

If you were a car game...
Hey girl...
If you were a car game
You would be "Asphat"

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Are you a deer

Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Just get in tha car, b**...... I'm famous

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.

What do your pants and a customer at a car dealership have in common?

They’re both gonna get ripped off

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Car phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.