The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Car Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Car pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  2. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  3. Are you a convertible car?

    Because you would look better with your top down.

  4. Girl, if you were a race car

    You'd be lightning McQueen

  5. Are you a race car?

    Cuz damn you're lightning, my queen.

    - Day 203

  6. By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

  7. Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

  8. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  9. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  10. I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Funny car pickup lines

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.
I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

Are you my old car?

Cause you're fucked up but I still love you

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

My dong is a rental car company - it Hertz!

Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin.