Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Do you want to do it in my car?

Are you a car?

Cause I'll ride you any day.

By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the h**... outta here

Yo, Einstein, take it upstairs. You can’t detail a car with the cover on.

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

Are you a deer

Cause I want to smash you on the hood of my car

Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in

- Day 131

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Just get in tha car, b**...... I'm famous

Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

Before I start working on your car, I need to pop your hood and check your fluids.

What do your pants and a customer at a car dealership have in common?

They’re both gonna get ripped off

Girl, you’re like fast food, cause I wanna take you out.

…. and eat you in my car.

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!

It’s not how you stand by your car, it’s how you race your car. You better learn that.

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let’s have s*x inside my car.

Do you prefer the mobile experience in the car or the desktop experience in my bed?

Roses are red

Cars go vroom
It wont be long
Until I become your groom

Excuse me, but my vision may be blurry, yet I can clearly see you're the one.

Are you a car? Because every time I see you, everything else becomes a blur.

"Are you a race car? Because whenever I see you, my heart beats like it's just finished the F1 Grand Prix."

"How about we let our hearts race together, just like a twin-turbo in a straight line?"

"Are you a Ferrari? Because every time I see you, my heart races at full speed."

"Formula racing, huh? So you enjoy watching fast cars go in circles? Just like my life when I’m trying to find the remote control! 🚗💨"

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

Only if you promise to bring the snacks! Don't worry, my getaway car is fully stocked with chips and dip. 🚗🌮

Are you a fast car? Because you've got my heart racing in the fast lane.

"I feel you! I once thought washing my car would be relaxing... but it turned into a soap fight with my neighbor! Who knew? 😂"

"Is your name Glowstick? Because when you gave me that bouncing ball, you lit up my world more than Spongebob's car could ever."

If you were a car, you'd be a classic beauty with a killer engine under the hood.

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"If hitting you with my car brought me to a stop, crashing into your smile has me totally smitten."

"You know I'm a boxer, right? Well, you've already knocked me out with your beauty."

Did you just come from the car wash? Because you've got me feeling squeaky clean.

"If I were a car, I'd let you control my stick shift because you drive me absolutely wild."

Are you a pit stop? Because I wanna race into your heart like a BMW on the track.

"Hey Carly, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection that I wouldn't mind exploring further."

"Carly, if beauty were a melody, you'd be the sweetest symphony playing on repeat in my mind."

"Babe, are you a mechanic? Because my heart is racing and you're the only one who can fix it."

"Are you from the Philippines? Because my heart races for you faster than any F1 car."

Are you a car? Because my heart races whenever I'm near you.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even at full speed."

"Are you a Ferrari? Because just like a fast car, you’ve got my heart racing in overdrive."

Are you the safety car? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of caution.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? 'Cause your beauty is racing through my mind.

"Like an F1 car, your beauty sends my heart racing from zero to 'wow' in just a few seconds."

"Are you a race car driver? Because you've got me revving up and ready to go."

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

Are you a convertible? Because you've got the top down and looking hot.

If you were a car, you'd be a Ferrari - sleek, sexy, and guaranteed to turn heads.

"I've tried so many lines, but only your smile seems to work, it's got my heart accelerating faster than a sports car."

Are you a sports car? Because you've got me revved up and ready to go for a ride.

Did you just come out of a car wash? Because you're shining brighter than any headlight I've seen.

"Is your car's engine as warm as your eyes? Because they both seem to make my heart race."

"Is your name Acceleration? Because my heart just revved up when I saw you."

Do you need your car fixed? I can pick you up.

Crashed into your world, but from the wreckage, a beauty unfurled. Your smile shines brighter than any pearl.

"Is your heart a race car? Because it just revved up mine."

My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!

"Is your name LEGO? Because I can't seem to piece together my world without you."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

Do you believe in love at first drive? Because when I saw you, my heart raced faster than my car.

Your elegance revs up my heart, like a smooth ride from end to start.

Are you a race car? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a pit stop.

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

Like a sleek car, you drive me wild, your beauty and charm truly beguiled.

"Are you a double-decker bus? Because you just took my heart on a ride to the top!"

"You must be the gas pedal, because every time I see you, my heart accelerates."

"Feeling blue? Let's paint the town red, with a Kit Kat break and Alani nightcaps to sweeten your journey back to smiles."

You must be a rare drop, because you're the ultimate prize in my game.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed in a luxury car.

"Well, if praying for cars works, I’m about to start a prayer circle for my dream garage! Any specific models on your wishlist? 🚗😄"

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"How about we paddleboard to the rhythm of our laughter, and drive to new beginnings in a classic car?"

"Do you play video games? Because whenever you're around, my heart starts to race like a high-speed car chase."

"Are you a mechanic? Because every time I look at you, my heart feels like it's fine-tuned."

"I may not be a Maserati, but with you, life would definitely feel like a fearless ride, Taylor."

If you were a car, you'd be a Ferrari - sleek, sexy, and impossible to resist.

"Is it illegal to be this hot, Officer? Because you've got me feeling like I need to be handcuffed."

"Is your name Alani? Because just like my favorite drink, your presence makes my life a whole lot sweeter."

"Are you a Formula 1 car? Because my heart races every time I see that gorgeous smile of yours."

Are you a race car? Because you've got some serious curves that I can't resist.

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Are you an F1 car? Because my heart races every time I see you in the pit lane of life."

Kidnapping? I’ll bring snacks and a playlist. Just don’t expect a getaway car—my bike has a flat tire! 🚴‍♂️💨

"Like a vintage ride on cloud nine, your love's more intoxicating than the finest wine."

iving a car.

"Excuse me, but can you give directions? Because I've just lost my way in your captivating headlights."

Are you a race car? Because when I look at you, my heart races too.

If stranger danger means meeting someone as fast as an F1 car, consider me your pit crew!

"You must be a Formula 1 car, because you've certainly driven your way into my heart."

"Is your name Porsche? Because you've got the speed and curves that drive my heart into overdrive."

"Like my Miata, you're compact yet fast, and just one look makes my heart race."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"You must be my cardiac cycle, because every time I see you, my heart races faster than an F1 car."

Are you a car? Because you rev up my engine every time I see you.

"I don't need a car to drive me crazy; your Tottenham passion and gym dedication do that just fine."

"Our adventure could be writing the most exciting story, are you ready to turn the page with me?"

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

Are you a Formula 1 car? Because you've got my heart racing faster than Lewis Hamilton!

"Care to try something different? Because your smile makes my heart race faster than a Formula 1 car."

"Is your smile one of your tattoos? Because every time you laugh, I get a permanent imprint of it on my heart."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."