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Top 43 Roads Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Roads chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Lets escape from the world together and take all the rez back roads.

  2. Baby yuh full a curve like country road.

  3. You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.

  4. You can travel down my silk road anytime.

  5. Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.

  6. Are you a country road?

    Cuz I’d like to take you home

  7. What's the difference between you and a dry road?

    A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight

  8. Are you a toddler playing in the road

    Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

  9. Are you country roads?

    Cuz I want you to take me home

  10. *Dangerous curves*

    Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...

    Girl: Why?

    Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!

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What is a Roads pickup line?

Funny roads pickup lines

I maybe lost...
Can you tell me which road leads to your heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from simps like you

Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful ladies house.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Hey, are you Country Roads?

Cause I'd like you to "Take me hooome, Country Roads"

Is your name Country Roads?

...because I want you to take me home.

Hey, can I take you to the Old Town Road?
Because I wanna ride until I can’t no more

Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt

Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day

Hey girl are you a protester in the road? Coz I’m trying hit.

Hope it’s not a repost

Are you a country road?

Because I wanna take you home...

Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?

Cuz I wanna fill you with my load

Are you a country road?

Cause I'm taking you home tonight

Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.

Hey girl are you a road safety law

Cause I'm bout to ignore you.

You must be Iceland’s main road,

cuz I want to put a Ring on you.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?

Because I want to take them to your emerald city

If you're Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.

You run ring-roads around the other girls. (Rhode Island)

Hello. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?

I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. (Back to the Future)

Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.