Top 50 Truck Pick Up lines
Do you drive a truck or see a truck driver? Use these pickup lines to help you flirt with that truck driver. These truck driver pick up lines feature common truck driver themes such as truck driving life, truck parts, and more!
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Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
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May i take your truck for a test drive?
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Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?
We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
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Wanna ride my Monster truck?
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It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck
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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
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Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex.
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Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
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I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?
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You are not a parking violation citation. Babe because it will take a tow truck to pull me out.
Working truck pickup lines
Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here
Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck
So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
I'd love to unload my truck in your back-room.
I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.
Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
Get in the truck
I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)
You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?
Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
Hey boy, are you a truck?
Because I’d love to work your stick
My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?
Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...
What are you doing with that dump truck?
If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Hey girl are you a truck
Because i want to put my load in u
My love for u is like ford truck month
There’s no end to it
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.
Are you a horse
Cuz your sure gonna be in the back
Of my truck
Would you like to blow my head gasket?
Hey girl, are you a truck?
Cause I want you to hit me *hard.*
Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?
Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you
;)
Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you
