Top 50 Truck Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Truck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
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May i take your truck for a test drive?
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Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?
We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
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Wanna ride my Monster truck?
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Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
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Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck
So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
Get in the truck
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I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)
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You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?
Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
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You wanna fuck?
Get in the truck
Funny truck pickup lines
Did it hurt when you fell out of the trash collecting truck?
Cause you fucking stink.
Hey boy, are you a truck?
Because I’d love to work your stick
This dude
So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:
"Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."
I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.
Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...
Hey girl are you a truck
Because i want to put my load in u
Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?
Cause you got an absolute dump truck
My love for u is like ford truck month
There’s no end to it
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.
My love is like a truck...
I want to fuck you in it 🤡
Are you a horse
Cuz your sure gonna be in the back
Of my truck
Hey girl, are you a truck?
Cause I want you to hit me *hard.*
Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that
With a truck or maybe a baseball bat
Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?
At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.
Roses are red, I want to fuck,
It's time for you to get in the truck.
Are you a dump truck
I want you to take my load
Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?
Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you
;)
Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you
Hot damn girl!
I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!
Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck.
It's long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that's just the Truck
I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
Get in the truck, bitch!