Top 50 Truck Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Truck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Truck conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
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May i take your truck for a test drive?
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Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?
We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
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Wanna ride my Monster truck?
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Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
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Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck
So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
Get in the truck
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I have candies in that truck.
(for best results use at kids)
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You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?
Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
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Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
Funny truck pickup lines
Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
Hey boy, are you a truck?
Because I’d love to work your stick
My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?
Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...
What are you doing with that dump truck?
If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Hey girl are you a truck
Because i want to put my load in u
My love for u is like ford truck month
There’s no end to it
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.
Are you a horse
Cuz your sure gonna be in the back
Of my truck
Would you like to blow my head gasket?
Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?
Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you
Do you build food trucks for a living?
Cuz you know how to make a wiener stand
;)
Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you
Are you a dump truck
I want you to take my load
Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.
Rednecks don't need pickup lines, because they got pick up trucks
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.
Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck.
Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.