Top 50 Truck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Truck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

2. May i take your truck for a test drive?

3. Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

   We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

4. Wanna ride my Monster truck?

5. Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

6. Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

   So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father

7. Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

   Get in the truck

8. I have candies in that truck.

   (for best results use at kids)

9. You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

   Because I've got an oversized load coming for you

10. You wanna fuck?

    Get in the truck

Funny truck pickup lines

Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

Did it hurt when you fell out of the trash collecting truck?

Cause you fucking stink.

Hey boy, are you a truck?

Because I’d love to work your stick

Jump in the back of my pickup truck and ride me back to town...

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

Are you a semi truck

‘Cause in bed you’ll need an oversized load banner

What are you doing with that dump truck?

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?

Cause you got an absolute dump truck

Hey girl are you a truck

Because i want to put my load in u

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

My love is like a truck...

I want to fuck you in it 🤡

Are you a horse

Cuz your sure gonna be in the back



Of my truck

Would you like to blow my head gasket?

Hey girl, are you a truck?

Cause I want you to hit me *hard.*

Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that

With a truck or maybe a baseball bat

Do you build food trucks for a living?

Cuz you know how to make a wiener stand

Are you a dump truck

I want you to take my load

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Roses are red, I want to fuck,

It's time for you to get in the truck.

;)

Hey are you a tow truck? Because i can’t leave this place without you