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Top 43 Carry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Carry chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

  3. You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

  4. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  5. I'll support you so you can carry me!

  6. Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

  7. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

  8. Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

  9. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

  10. Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

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Girl are you a pelican? Cause you sure carry a lot of men if you know what I mean.

You look heavy

Want me to carry you?

This life is a flight, let me be your carry on?

Hey babe, you got a good back?

Because I want you to carry all my emotional baggage

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Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

Si yo fuera azafata, te llevaría en mi avión, pero como no lo soy, te llevo en mi corazón.
(If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart.)

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

My strong hands will carry you through any correction.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

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Working Carry tinder opener

Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.

Are you an AD carry? Because I'm fired up and ready to serve.

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

Girl you are like a MacBooks: smooth, sleek, and easy to carry around.

I carry around my dead sister's cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

This is no trinket I carry.

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

Carry your bookbag?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.