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Top 43 Carry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Carry chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

  2. You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

  3. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  4. I'll support you so you can carry me!

  5. Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

  7. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

  8. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

  9. Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

  10. Girl are you a pelican? Cause you sure carry a lot of men if you know what I mean.

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You look heavy
Want me to carry you?

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

This life is a flight, let me be your carry on?

Hey babe, you got a good back?

Because I want you to carry all my emotional baggage

You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap."

In fairness, we do need a new sieve.

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

Si yo fuera azafata, te llevaría en mi avión, pero como no lo soy, te llevo en mi corazón.
(If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart.)

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

My strong hands will carry you through any correction.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am.

Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.

Are you an AD carry? Because I'm fired up and ready to serve.

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

Girl you are like a MacBooks: smooth, sleek, and easy to carry around.

I carry around my dead sister's cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

This is no trinket I carry.

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

Carry your bookbag?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.