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Top 50 Carry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Carry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

  3. You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

  4. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady.
    You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  5. I'll support you so you can carry me!

  6. Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Yo! Wanna carry my sac?

  8. How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

  9. Should i carry my mask along?

    Cause that smile of yours is infectious

  10. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

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Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?

Are you chiropractor

Cause I have broken my back to carry this conversation

I'll carry you to anywhere you want, including my bed.

I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.

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Girl are you a pelican? Cause you sure carry a lot of men if you know what I mean.

You said you can carry anyone anywhere anytime?

How about carrying this dick?

Bro my back hurts

From carrying the conversations

You look heavy

Want me to carry you?

Girl: Carrying an umbrella in the rain.

It looks like you came prepared

This life is a flight, let me be your carry on?

Hey babe, you got a good back?

Because I want you to carry all my emotional baggage

You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap."

In fairness, we do need a new sieve.

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Working Carry tinder opener

Are you good at carrying things?

Because I want you to carry my children

I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.

Well I was planning on knock you over and carry you home. But that's so prehistoric. So maybe you want to just get a drink?

Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?

Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day

If you are a default, I will carry you all night long.

Si yo fuera azafata, te llevaría en mi avión, pero como no lo soy, te llevo en mi corazón.
(If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart.)

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.