Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

Because, dam....

I am not very good at holding conversations...

So can I hold your hands instead?

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Want to hold my shaft?

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

I s**... at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Wanna hold the priesthood?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

I’m a fermata, hold me.

Are you a ballet barre? 'Cause I wanna hold onto you.

Are you a ballet barre?...because I want to hold onto you and never let go.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Want to see what I'm holding?

Your hands looks heavy...can I hold them for you

If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty

If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

Will you hold my hand?

I get lost easily.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

I wanna hold you like a Fermata. A really long time, until I run out of air.

My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?

Your hair is holding up surprisingly well despite these humid conditions.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

My love for you is like diarrhea

I just cant hold it in

You've put a hold...on my heart.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Are you a guitar because i love holding you by the neck and listening to the sounds you make when I play with you.

Like a vacuole in a cell, your beauty holds all I need, What a stunning mystery, you indeed proceed.

Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?

I cannot tell which is more radiant, you or the moon… , I could star at you both all night but you I could hold..

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. from "Hold On, We're Going Home"

I'm not really good at holding conversations

Can I hold your hands instead ?

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Q: what're you going to be for Halloween? Her reply: some slutty version of someone, you? A: was thinking a cytoskeleton but I don't know if I can hold it all together.

Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my racket out of my bag?

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

If you're good I'll let you hold my AllSpark.

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Corsair: May I be of service? I shall be swift. Hold nothing back!

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes when I go down on you.

I’m holding on for a maiden until the end of the night, she’s gotta be cute and she’s gotta be nice, and she turns my runes to might.

I'd full gainer down the crack in Killarney just to hold your purse.

Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Oh right, it’s you

I don't mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?

Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

I love you so much

That I hold farts in while we message each other

It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me … lets hold hands though.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I want to hold you all day.

You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

I like the way you hold yourself...

Could I give it a try?

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa p**.... You can be my b**...

Girl you so hot, I cannot keep holding down my buster anymore.

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

My phone screen has never been broken, since I got it.

Imagine if I hold your heart.

Are you a Beatles song from 1964?

Cause I Want To Hold Your Hand

I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.

Are you a peripheral protein? Because you’re holding me tight to your membrane.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

My favorite Hearthstone hand is when yours is holding mine.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

The number one thing holding back my smile is your phone number.

The best thing to hold onto in life, is Oreos and me.

Here's a picture of my girlfriend. *holds up a mirror*.

What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.

On The PhoneShe/He says: "Hold on"You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Start off by holding out your hand.

Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"

Hold my stick and we will bang in all different ways and tones.

Babe, I am top tier because I will never hold back.

Hey Girl are Dodgecoin?

Because I want to hold you forever, despite the fact I know you’ll never give me anything in return.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Are you a skating rink?

Because I wanna hold on to your sides while trying not to slip out.

If I said you had a beautiful body colour, would you hold it against me?

Karin: Beauty is refined in battle. Not realizing that is holding you back.

Would you hold it against me if I pinned your chess piece?

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe?

You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

If I told you that you had an amazing body

Would you hold it against me?

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little f**....

My love for you is like hot cookie, I just can’t hold on to it until I stuff it in my face.

Can you hold something for me

Sure, what is it

My hand

(Romantic saxophone starts playing from a hidden room.)

Do you know how uncomfortable testicles really are?

So would you mind holding on to them for a while?

Can you hold something for me?

My hand.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

It’s nice that if I want something sweet I won’t ever have to hold back ‘cause I have you.

I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.

"In the poetry of desire, your eyes hold the most enchanting verses."

"Your charming smile could undeliver all the messages left on hold in my heart."

"Lost your beauty? Impossible! You've been holding it hostage in your eyes every time you look at me."

"Your lips hold a silence so sweet, it makes every sonnet and poem feel incomplete."

"Haha, sounds like a plan! But remember, I'm not just a pretty face, I can hold my own in a DIY challenge too!"

"Your eyes hold galaxies, it's a beautiful sight, like constellations gleaming in the depth of the night."

"Because exchanging snaps is like whispering secrets, and I'm intrigued by the mysteries you hold."

"Are you a button? Because you're holding together all my thoughts about you in the most seductive way possible."

"Is it a spell or your smile that leaves my heart fluttering, and your eyes, do they hold the stars?"

"Holding tight on your ride, oh boy it's a thrill, the man on the motorcycle, you're my dream to fulfill."

"Holding your hand feels like finding a missing puzzle piece, can we complete the picture together?"