50 Hold Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hold rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hold, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hold Pickup Lines

A good Hold hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I can't hold a Conversation but...

I'll hold your hand
If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.
I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them
You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards
Are you a deep conversation?

Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.
Hey your hand looks heavy,

So can I hold it for you?

Short and cute hold pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hold are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

Because, dam....

I am not very good at holding conversations...

So can I hold your hands instead?

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

Cheesy hold Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and s**....

Hits hand somewhere

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Corny hold Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hold conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Want to hold my shaft?

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

Will you hold my hand?
I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Wanna hold the priesthood?

I s**... at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

A good hold Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Hold hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

I’m a fermata, hold me.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

I gotcha a (nerdy) list

Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

Are you a ballet barre?...because I want to hold onto you and never let go.

Are you a ballet barre? 'Cause I wanna hold onto you.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Want to see what I'm holding?

If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

Your hands looks heavy...can I hold them for you

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hold love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hold chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.