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  1. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

  2. You need a bailout but first you have to accept my memorandum.

  3. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

  4. A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

    I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

  5. Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

  6. Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

  7. Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

  8. Fuck me if I'm wrong but you’re gonna accept my request for a date night

    Right?

  9. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

  10. I'm a heart donor

    And dead inside so please accept my heart.

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Are you a girl?
Cuz I would like to have sexual intercourse and love and protect you, I also accept other sexualities. But I am straight.

Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?

Be forewarned, if you accept this dance with me, you'll have to take social studies in school because our dance is gonna go down in history

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Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.