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Top 21 Accept Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Accept pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Accept conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

  2. Will you accept my cookies?

    Cause I wanna know more about you.

  3. You need a bailout but first you have to accept my memorandum.

  4. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

  5. A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

    I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

  6. Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

  7. Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

  8. Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

  9. Hey girl are you an EULA cuz I can't wait to accept all your terms and conditions

    Edit : Didn't realise EULA might be confusing, I meant End User License Agreement

  10. Do you accept protons?

    Because I think you’re pretty based

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Anyone want a Raya app referral?
I just got accepted into Raya ( high network, invite only dating/network app ) and I have successfully referred a few of my friends.


Let me know if you want one! Dm me

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

I'm a heart donor

And dead inside so please accept my heart.

Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.

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Be forewarned, if you accept this dance with me, you'll have to take social studies in school because our dance is gonna go down in history

Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.