Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

"Somebody better call the cops, because your beauty just committed a grand theft on my heart."

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Well, keeping a little mystery isn't such a bad thing, is it? Let's just enjoy getting to know each other gradually."

"Is your name IRS? Because I've got some suspicious activities I'd like you to investigate this Sunday."

"Like Gorilla Glue, I stick to commitments... so how about we bond in a love as strong and white as adhesive?"

"Are you a forbidden fruit? Because I'm ready to commit the sweetest sin of falling for you."

"Your beauty is captivating enough for a lifetime commitment, how about we tease that future with some steamy fun tonight?"

"Are you guilty of arson? Because your hotness just set my heart on fire."

"You're right, rushing isn't my style. Let's make this journey of discovery an enjoyable one, shall we?"

"I prefer stealing kisses rather than money, but I admire your adventurous spirit."

"Well, I'm no married woman, but I can promise a lifetime commitment to bad puns and dad jokes."

"How about we espresso our feelings over coffee, Mandy? You show me your horses, I'll show you my stable commitment!"

"If being in the mafia means stealing hearts, I've committed my first crime - all I needed was your smile."

Hey girl are you my side project git repository?

Cause I want to commit to you.

"Laughing with you is my favorite hobby, ready to upgrade this friendship to a passionate love story?"

"I respect your other commitments. Let's not be friends, just two souls sharing a genuine moment."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your ass just committed grand theft of my attention."

I love your commit-mint to love.

"Just like a good cheese, I might be too Gouda to resist, but can you handle the extra sharp cheddar of commitment?"

"Safety first, right? But, isn't the real thrill in taking a leap of faith once in a while?"

"Wow, with your mattress? I bet it's the most committed relationship you have!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the long-term commitment section of your eyes!"

"Is it illegal to fall for a cop? Because your muscles have me wanting to commit the cute crime of passion."

"Are you a lifting routine? Because I'd definitely commit to reps of getting to know you better."

"I may not be able to kill the joker, but I can still steal your heart without committing a crime, Miss."

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"You must've committed arson, because with your heat, you're igniting all my desires."

"Just like my workout routine, I'm committed and focused...especially when it comes to winning a smile from you."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your chiseled features just committed a felony on mine."

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"Meeting up doesn't have to be a commitment, just an opportunity for you to experience an irresistible charm."

"I must be Honkai Star Rails, because I can't help but lose track of time when I'm with you. Can I switch your toilet commitment to me?"

"Girl, every time I see your smile, I realize why even committed bachelors risk it all."

"No more shadows in the friend zone, with you, darling, I want a love unknown."

"Someone dial 911, because your beauty has just committed a felony, stealing my heart."

"If your looks can kill, let's commit a sin, and turn our match into a burning passion."

"Ah, so you're in a committed relationship with your bed? Sounds cozy, but does it make breakfast?"

"How about we commit a sin, your beauty is tempting and it's a sin I'm willing to dive in."

"Just out of curiosity, how committed are you to your fitness routine? Do you place particular focus on any specific area?"

"On Sundays, you're busy committing tax fraud, how about we commit to a date first?"

"You're the flame that's got me hot, babe. How about we leave the friend zone and dive into a lover's dream?"

"Is your heart ready for a lifetime commitment? Because I'm in the market for my forever love."

"Ever heard of a crime of passion? Because when I saw your abs, my heart committed a high-speed chase."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the maze of your unreported income."

"Your beauty's so intoxicating, it turns friends into lovers. Ready to embark on a passionate adventure together?"

"Is your name IRS? Because I’m about to commit a love fraud this Sunday, and you're the only one who can audit me."

"Is that an engagement ring? Or just your eyes, sparkling with a commitment to driving me wild?"

"You're hotter than the sun, and I'm ready to dive headfirst into the lover's ocean with you. Shall we?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my commitment issues!"

"Are you a devil? Because even in a room full of angels, you'd be the sin I'd gladly commit."

"Hey Gorgeous, we've been friends forever, but I'm ready to turn our feverish friendship into a scorching romance."

"The passion in your ankhiyan is intoxicating, it's like a beautiful sin I wouldn't mind committing."

"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty of arson. Ready to ignite some sparks with me?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because this ring on my finger says I'm ready for commitment."

"Your hotness is my weakness, girl. How about we turn this friendship into a love story?"

"Have I told you your lips are my favorite? Unbelievably sexy and tempting, they're a sin I'm ready to commit."

"Are you the 99th precinct? Because my heart just committed a crime of falling for you."

"Your commitment to cleanliness is a turn-on, makes me crave for an exclusive tour of your immaculate paradise."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears except my fear of commitment."

"Might need to call the authorities because you've committed a crime - stealing my heart effortlessly."

"Are you a tax return? Because I'm feeling super attracted to your unsubstantiated deductions."

"Through fiery trials, we've burned bright, let's turn this friendship to lover's light."

"Smart and naughty, huh? How about we stick to stealing glances for now and leave the tax fraud to the movies?"

"Ever considered upgrading our friendship? Because you're so hot, it's making my heart combust with desire."

"Is your name IRS? 'Cause I feel like you're about to audit my heart for suspected feelings of love."