Top 39 Commit Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Commit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Commit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Life without you is like coding while Github is down
All i can commit is suicide.
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Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.
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If you were a repository, I'd commit to you all day.
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Hey, are you GitHub
Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever
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But with cars, you have to customize. It’s all between you and the car you build. It’s a bond, it’s a commitment.
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Hey, do you know the rules?
Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you -
Are you a staged change?
Because i‘m ready to commit.
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Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather
Wanna commit war crimes together?
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Hey girl are you my side project git repository?
Cause I want to commit to you.
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I love your commit-mint to love.
Funny commit pickup lines
Are you the government?
Because I want you to take me out ;)))
~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~
Hey girl, are you suicide?
Cause I'm ready to commit.
Here is one I came up with
Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you
I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.
Cause your gonna steal my last name
Let’s commit the perfect crime
You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)
What do relationships and Github have in common?
I have issues committing to them.
What do you say to an Irish biology student?
Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!
Are you suicide?
Cuz I wanna commit to you
Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.
Just thought of this while watching a cop show...
"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you."
Sigh...
Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.
If being pretty is a crime
Then you are committing the biggest crime
Hey girl, are you git ?
Coz I wanna push and commit.
Wanna be Romeo and Juliet
Talk for 3 days and commit suicide
You should stop committing treason against the Emperor...unless you wanna get nailed.
Did you commit treason?
Because I want your head.
Hey can you be my sister?
Cuz i want to commit alabama with you
Are you Suicide?
Cause I wanna be committed to you:)
I am ready to git commit
I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.