Top 38 Commit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Commit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Life without you is like coding while Github is down

   All i can commit is suicide.

2. Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

3. If you were a repository, I'd commit to you all day.

4. Hey, are you GitHub

   Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever
   
   (Only techies would understand)

5. Hey, do you know the rules?

   Because so do I
   A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
   You wouldn't get this from any other guy
   
   I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
   Gotta make you understand
   
   Never gonna give you up
   Never gonna let you down
   Never gonna run around and desert you
   Never gonna make you cry
   Never gonna say goodbye
   Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

6. Are you a staged change?

   Because i‘m ready to commit.

7. Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

   Wanna commit war crimes together?

8. Hey girl are you my side project git repository?

   Cause I want to commit to you.

9. Are you the government?

   Because I want you to take me out ;)))
   
   
   ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

10. Hey girl, are you suicide?

    Cause I'm ready to commit.

Funny commit pickup lines

Here is one I came up with
Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.

Are you a war crime?

Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

Are you suicide?
Cuz I wanna commit to you

Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Becuse i’m ready to hammer some pussy!

Just thought of this while watching a cop show...

"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you."


Sigh...

Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.

Hey girl, are you git ?

Coz I wanna push and commit.

Did you commit treason?

Because I want your head.

Are you Suicide?

Cause I wanna be committed to you:)

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Are you a Github repository ?

Cause I wanna commit to you

You should stop committing treason against the Emperor...unless you wanna get nailed.

Wanna be Romeo and Juliet

Talk for 3 days and commit suicide

The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

I am ready to git commit

I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.