Are you a staged change?

Because i‘m ready to commit.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

"If beauty was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Care to commit another offense together?"

"Somebody better call the cops, because your beauty just committed a grand theft on my heart."

"Well, keeping a little mystery isn't such a bad thing, is it? Let's just enjoy getting to know each other gradually."

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Are you a demon? Because you've committed a crime stealing my heart with your devilish allure."

"Is your name IRS? Because I've got some suspicious activities I'd like you to investigate this Sunday."

"Like Gorilla Glue, I stick to commitments... so how about we bond in a love as strong and white as adhesive?"

a committed relationship with a guy who likes cooking and travelling.

"How about we spice up life together? I cook the world's cuisines, you bring the adventure."

"Are you a forbidden fruit? Because I'm ready to commit the sweetest sin of falling for you."

Are you a gym membership? Because I'm ready to commit to lifting your spirits up.

"You're right, rushing isn't my style. Let's make this journey of discovery an enjoyable one, shall we?"

"Your beauty is captivating enough for a lifetime commitment, how about we tease that future with some steamy fun tonight?"

"How about we espresso our feelings over coffee, Mandy? You show me your horses, I'll show you my stable commitment!"

"Well, I'm no married woman, but I can promise a lifetime commitment to bad puns and dad jokes."

"Are you guilty of arson? Because your hotness just set my heart on fire."

"Laughing with you is my favorite hobby, ready to upgrade this friendship to a passionate love story?"

"If being in the mafia means stealing hearts, I've committed my first crime - all I needed was your smile."

Hey girl are you my side project git repository?

Cause I want to commit to you.

I meant our relationship is like a Netflix subscription - we're just here for the entertainment, no commitment required!

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to commit to a date with me?

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your ass just committed grand theft of my attention."

I love your commit-mint to love.

"I respect your other commitments. Let's not be friends, just two souls sharing a genuine moment."

If loving dreadlocks is a crime, then I guess I'm guilty of committing some serious hair-sonality theft.

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))


~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

Are you a detective? Because you just caught the criminal... of my heart.

"Is it illegal to fall for a cop? Because your muscles have me wanting to commit the cute crime of passion."

Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cause I'm ready to commit.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure the only crime we commit tonight is stealing each other's hearts."

"I may not be able to kill the joker, but I can still steal your heart without committing a crime, Miss."

"You must be into clinical psychology, because you've cured my commitment issues just by existing."

"Are you a lifting routine? Because I'd definitely commit to reps of getting to know you better."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the long-term commitment section of your eyes!"

"Wow, with your mattress? I bet it's the most committed relationship you have!"

"Safety first, right? But, isn't the real thrill in taking a leap of faith once in a while?"

"Are you ready for a life sentence, because stealing your heart is a crime I'm willing to commit."

"Girl, every time I see your smile, I realize why even committed bachelors risk it all."

"Just like my workout routine, I'm committed and focused...especially when it comes to winning a smile from you."

"I must be Honkai Star Rails, because I can't help but lose track of time when I'm with you. Can I switch your toilet commitment to me?"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm not ready for commitment yet.

"You must've committed arson, because with your heat, you're igniting all my desires."

"No more shadows in the friend zone, with you, darling, I want a love unknown."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your chiseled features just committed a felony on mine."

"Meeting up doesn't have to be a commitment, just an opportunity for you to experience an irresistible charm."

"Just out of curiosity, how committed are you to your fitness routine? Do you place particular focus on any specific area?"

"Playing it safe can be smart. But where's the adventure in that? Maybe we should shake things up a bit."

"On Sundays, you're busy committing tax fraud, how about we commit to a date first?"

"Hey there! A flower, huh? I hope that's not a hint. I'm allergic to commitment... and pollen! 🌼😉"

"How about we commit a sin, your beauty is tempting and it's a sin I'm willing to dive in."

"You're the flame that's got me hot, babe. How about we leave the friend zone and dive into a lover's dream?"

"If your looks can kill, let's commit a sin, and turn our match into a burning passion."

"Your beauty's so intoxicating, it turns friends into lovers. Ready to embark on a passionate adventure together?"

"Ever heard of a crime of passion? Because when I saw your abs, my heart committed a high-speed chase."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my commitment issues!"

Sure thing, my devilish temptress. Just remember, I might steal the covers. Are you ready for that kind of commitment? 😉

"Is that an engagement ring? Or just your eyes, sparkling with a commitment to driving me wild?"

Is it illegal to steal your attention? Because I think I'm about to commit a crime.

"Is your heart ready for a lifetime commitment? Because I'm in the market for my forever love."

"You're hotter than the sun, and I'm ready to dive headfirst into the lover's ocean with you. Shall we?"

"Is your name IRS? Because I’m about to commit a love fraud this Sunday, and you're the only one who can audit me."

"My love for you goes beyond words, just like my commitment to cherish and care for every inch of you."

"Hey Gorgeous, we've been friends forever, but I'm ready to turn our feverish friendship into a scorching romance."

"Are you a devil? Because even in a room full of angels, you'd be the sin I'd gladly commit."

"Your hotness is my weakness, girl. How about we turn this friendship into a love story?"

"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty of arson. Ready to ignite some sparks with me?"

"The passion in your ankhiyan is intoxicating, it's like a beautiful sin I wouldn't mind committing."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because this ring on my finger says I'm ready for commitment."

"Your commitment to cleanliness is a turn-on, makes me crave for an exclusive tour of your immaculate paradise."

"Are you the 99th precinct? Because my heart just committed a crime of falling for you."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears except my fear of commitment."

"Even though I'm committed to not doing anything with anyone, your smile makes me want to change my mind."

"Have I told you your lips are my favorite? Unbelievably sexy and tempting, they're a sin I'm ready to commit."

"Might need to call the authorities because you've committed a crime - stealing my heart effortlessly."

"Are you a tax return? Because I'm feeling super attracted to your unsubstantiated deductions."

"Through fiery trials, we've burned bright, let's turn this friendship to lover's light."

You must be a smooth criminal, because you've got me wanting to commit some love crimes with you.

"Darling, I'd serve life just to prove, you're the only crime I'd willingly commit over and over."

"Are you a gym membership? Because I'd love to be committed to working out with you every day."

"Your eyes are the culprits, they've committed a wonderful crime; they've locked up my heart, till the end of time."

"Thy beauty's charm is quite a ride, won't we commit to lover sewer side?"

"Smart and naughty, huh? How about we stick to stealing glances for now and leave the tax fraud to the movies?"

"Ever considered upgrading our friendship? Because you're so hot, it's making my heart combust with desire."

"Is your name IRS? 'Cause I feel like you're about to audit my heart for suspected feelings of love."

Can't commit to a relationship, but I can commit to making your day brighter with my smile.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got me committing some heavenly sins with those eyes."

"I admire your commitment. Can I at least make you smile today with some friendly banter?"

"Excuse me, but you may need to call the cops, because your beauty just committed a grand theft...of my heart."

"Your captivating beauty could make even the most steadfast NNN participant reconsider their commitment."

"Darling, I don't need a ring to feel your commitment; your smiles are jewel enough."

Wow, I see you're into long-term commitments! My longest relationship is with my Netflix account - it's been going strong for years.

"You must have a pinch of devil in you, because your charm is the sweetest sin I'm willing to commit."

"Well, I'm more into stealing hearts than committing crimes, but if you're up for it we can plan our great candy heist together."

"I may not be angelically innocent, but for you, darling, I'd happily commit the sin of seduction."

"In this sewerside realm, you're the flame that's so bright, let's commit lover sewerside, in passion's endless night."

"Hey Hailey, ever considered elevating our FWB status? Your beauty deserves more than just benefits, it deserves commitment."

"Madison, is your uniform made of girlfriend material? Because you've got 'long-term commitment' written all over you."

"Girl, you must be my tax return because I can't stop fantasizing about all the fun we'd have together."

"Are you a tax return? Because I can't resist your deductions, even if they're a bit fraudulent on Sundays."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. How about we commit some mischief together?"

Your killer smile makes me want to commit the ultimate crime - stealing your heart.

Half love wife? Perfect! I’ll take half the commitment but full-time fun. When’s our first imaginary date? I hear virtual pizza is all the rage! 🍕😄

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot enough to make me question my NNN commitment."

"Well, now you've got my attention! How about instead, we make some priceless memories together?"

"Do we need a timeout? Cause my heart is definitely committing a foul every time it skips a beat for you, doc."

If you were a red flag, I'd still run towards you... just not in the direction of commitment.

"Somebody call 9-1-1! Your beauty just committed a crime, stealing my heart and leaving me breathless."

Here is one I came up with

Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I promise I'm better at commitment than repaying debts!"

"Haha, how about instead we commit to a great dinner conversation and leave the tax fraud for Hollywood?"

"Hey Deanna, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'm ready to commit."

Are you GitHub ?

Coz you are my main and i wanna commit to you always !

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest... but I'm still not sure about the commitment!

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

"Girl, you're so hot, you must have a degree in arson. How about we turn up the heat together?"

"Just like an engagement ring, you've got all the facets of perfection that makes me want to commit."

"Babe, your hotness transcends friendship boundaries, let's set our love on fire and make this an unforgettable journey".

"Is your heart a prison? Because it seems like I've committed the crime of stealing your attention."

"Wow, you're not just beautiful but also a daring accomplice. What's next? Robbing a bank using only our charm as weapons?"

"Your beauty makes my heart race faster than a bi jet, ready to upgrade our friendship to first class love?"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just committed a major felony on mine."

"Well, I admire your dedication! I bet that kind of commitment extends to all aspects of your life, doesn't it?"

"Your allure makes a man consider commitment, but I'm more intrigued by the tantalizing promise of your unwrapped mysteries."

"Are you a diamond ring? Because I can see myself committing to your mesmerizing sparkle."

"Are you a tax loophole? Because I find myself irresistibly drawn to your undeniable ambiguity."

"Though you cursed me quite a bit, your beauty's still legit, let's forget the past and commit."

"Your beauty's ignited a desire so hot, I want to be more than just a casual thought in your mind."

"Your beauty is intoxicating, it's hard to be just friends. How about we explore the depths of passion together?"

"Does your uniform come with those killer abs or is that just another crime you're committing?"