Top 34 Commit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Commit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Life without you is like coding while Github is down

   All i can commit is suicide.

2. Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

3. If you were a repository, I'd commit to you all day.

4. Are you a staged change?

   Because i‘m ready to commit.

5. Hey girl are you my side project git repository?

   Cause I want to commit to you.

6. Are you the government?

   Because I want you to take me out ;)))
   
   
   ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

7. Hey girl, are you suicide?

   Cause I'm ready to commit.

8. Here is one I came up with

   Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you

9. Let’s commit the perfect crime

   You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

10. What do relationships and Github have in common?

    I have issues committing to them.

Funny commit pickup lines

What do you say to an Irish biology student?
Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

Are you a war crime?

Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

Are you suicide?

Cuz I wanna commit to you

Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

Just thought of this while watching a cop show...

"I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you."


Sigh...

Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.

Hey girl, are you git ?

Coz I wanna push and commit.

Did you commit treason?

Because I want your head.

Hey can you be my sister?

Cuz i want to commit alabama with you

Are you Suicide?

Cause I wanna be committed to you:)

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Are you a Github repository ?

Cause I wanna commit to you

Wanna be Romeo and Juliet

Talk for 3 days and commit suicide

The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

I am ready to git commit

I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship

You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.

Some doctors might say you’re afraid of commitment. Sign right here and let’s prove them all wrong.