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Top 32 Push Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Push chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I want you to push at mid before I grab Baron and make you surrender at 20.

  2. Can I push your stool in?

  3. Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

  4. Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

  5. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

  6. Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

  7. Are you an alarm clock?

    Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.

  8. Are you a derivitive ?

    Because you're pushing me pretty close to my limit

  9. Red is for roses

    Green is for grass

    I feel like Moses

    When push apart your ass

  10. Something to say if there's ever change on the table/counter. Specifically two nickels and a dime.

    Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*....

    You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*

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Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Are you a gaming mouse?

Cause when I push into you, sometimes I shoot.

Hey girl , are you a broken car?

Cause I wanna push form behind!!

Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun

Hey girl, are you git ?

Coz I wanna push and commit.

Damn girl, are you a UI deployment?

Because I'm trying to push to your frontend until I purge my cache.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

Pull out or push it in more.

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.

Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is.

You gave me the indicator signal to push the botton for you girl.

Do you mind if I push in your stool?

How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?

Ready for something big? Feel it pushing and pulling. Your pussy grabbing me. (Something Big)

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?

Girl, I know how to Rocket Start you by pushing at the exact time.

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

Keep it pushing all night long baby. (Truth Hurts)

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Push, shovel, grab, tackle, and yell.