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Following is our collection of Push chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I want you to push at mid before I grab Baron and make you surrender at 20.

  2. Can I push your stool in?

  3. Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

  4. Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

  5. Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

  6. Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

  7. Are you a derivitive ?

    Because you're pushing me pretty close to my limit

  8. Red is for roses

    Green is for grass

    I feel like Moses

    When push apart your ass

  9. How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

    The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS

    The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.

    You have a belief about it being hard!

    Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...

    You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.

    You think you're not good enough.

    Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.

    This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"

    You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.

    The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as

    GOOD ENOUGH!

    This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET

    When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.

    You will become WOMEN MAGNET

    You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.

    The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.

    This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.

    In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:

    Why am i trying to get every girl?

    Why am i trying to win them over?

    Why does it have to be so hard?

    Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?

    Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?

    MOST IMPORTANT ONE:

    Why do i hate myself?

    You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.

    BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so

    If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up

    Peace

  10. Something to say if there's ever change on the table/counter. Specifically two nickels and a dime.

    Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*....

    You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*

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Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Are you the french army?

Because I’m gonna push you until Verdun.

Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun

Hey girl , are you a broken car?

Cause I wanna push form behind!!

Hey girl, are you git ?

Coz I wanna push and commit.

Are you a gaming mouse?
Cause when I push into you, sometimes I shoot.

Damn girl, are you a UI deployment?

Because I'm trying to push to your frontend until I purge my cache.

Push, shovel, grab, tackle, and yell.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

Pull out or push it in more.

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?

Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.

Girl I got my P&L to show you tonight. Pushing and loving that is.

You gave me the indicator signal to push the botton for you girl.

Do you mind if I push in your stool?

How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?

Ready for something big? Feel it pushing and pulling. Your pussy grabbing me. (Something Big)

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Keep it pushing all night long baby. (Truth Hurts)

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

Girl, I know how to Rocket Start you by pushing at the exact time.

Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace