Top 50 Spread Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Spread chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?
Cause your curves are anything but flat.
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The word of the day is legs.
Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...
Spread your legs and give me an hour
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Did you know your legs are the word?
Cause I'm tryna spread it.
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I like my women how I like my Covid
19 and easily spread
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Come check out my photons. I've got a full spread.
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Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.
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We act as the lowest concentration and let me spread you?
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Are you COVID?
Cause your'e 19 and i could easily spread that
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Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I would love to spread them!
Funny spread pickup lines
How about we head back to my place and spread that "wealth" that is your legs?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
You're like an exothermic reaction,
you spread your hotness everywhere!
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Ahaha
How about we go over to my beds and spread some of my heirloom seeds.
Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
So immature but it makes me fucking laugh
Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?
Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Hey girl, are your legs a religion
Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
Hey girl are you Covid-19
Because I was hoping you could spread for me
Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.
A very SWEET pickup line
Are your legs Nutella? 'Cause I'd love to spread them.
I’d love to see your spread and give you stuffing.
Hey baby are your legs made of Nutella...
Because I'd like to spread them
Girl, are you Covid-19?
Coz you're spreading positivity
Roses are red
Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power
I like my girls how I like my Corona virus
19 and easily spread.
The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.
Are you a pizza?
Cauz i wanna spread my cheese all over you
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Coz I'd like to spread them.
You remind me of a bunch of cookies
Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.
Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.
But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)
Hey girl are you peanut butter?
Because I want to spread you
Girl are you tablighi jamaat
Cuz all I see is you spreading Islam and not your legs
Hey girl are you cold butter?
Cause I'm gonna spread you hard tonight at 3am