Top 50 Spread Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spread pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spread conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?
Cause your curves are anything but flat.
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What's the difference between Coronavirus and your legs?
I don't want the virus to spread.
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I like my women like I like my Covid
19, Chinese, breathtaking, and spreads easily
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Do you know how I like my women ?
Like covid.
19, breath taking and easily spread -
The word of the day is legs.
Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
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Are you a toast?
Cause I wanna spread something something all over you
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Today’s word is ‘legs’
How about we spread the word?
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Hey girl is buttcheeks one word?
Or would you rather me spread em?
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Hey girl are you a map
Because I wanna spread your body on the table
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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...
Spread your legs and give me an hour
Funny spread pickup lines
Did you know your legs are the word?
Cause I'm tryna spread it.
Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.
Hey Girl are you butter?
Hey Girl are you butter? Cause I wanna spread you on my meat.
I like my women how I like my Covid
19 and easily spread
Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.
We act as the lowest concentration and let me spread you?
Are you COVID?
Cause your'e 19 and i could easily spread that
Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I would love to spread them!
How about we head back to my place and spread that "wealth" that is your legs?
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
You're like an exothermic reaction,
you spread your hotness everywhere!
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Ahaha
Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
You remind me peanut butter, because you are smooth, creamy anddd easy to spread... ;)
What's the difference between covid and your legs?
I don't want covid to spread...
Do you use Microsoft Excel?
Because you sure can spread my sheets
Roses are red
Spread your leg
And let me in
Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?
Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Hey girl, are your legs a religion
Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
Your legs are like an Oreo...
Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
I like my girls how I like my covid
19, takes my breath away and easily spread
UK btw
Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.
Hey girl are you Covid-19
Because I was hoping you could spread for me