Top 30 Divide Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Divide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Divide conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Hey are you Maths Homework
Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

You divide me by zero,
...because you make me think irrationally.

Hey do you like math?
‘Cause I want to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and try not the multiply

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.

My love for you is like dividing by zero
It cannot be defined.

Are you good at math? Cus I wanna add to your body count. Subtract your clothes. Multiply your DNA. And divide your legs.

I wanna be your maths tutor
...add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply ourselves ;)

Our love is like dividing by zero...it is not possible to define.

Clever way to get her phone number
Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
Funny divide pickup lines
Are you a mathematician?
Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!
Hey are you a calculator?
Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
Are you cosine divided by 10 times sine
Because you are a tan out of ten
Are you good at math?
Cuz maybe u can help me with this equation:
add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.
Do you like math?
'Cause we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply
Just want feedback:)
All these lines have been me trying to divide by 0, whether they have been good enough to work is undefined, I want to be 2 but I have 0 power when I’m not with you, leaving me with just one. I can’t be divided anymore, with the power of you, we could finally be 2, and my wishes would all come true!
What was your favorite subject in school?
Mine was math.
You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.
Let's go back to my room and do some maths:
Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Aye yo mah let's do some maths together
Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply.
Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.
Las 24 horas del día yo las divido así: 9 soñando contigo y 15 pensando en ti
(The 24 hours of the day I divide this way. 9 hours dreaming about you, 15 hours thinking about you)
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided.
I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it