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Top 25 Divide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Divide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You divide me by zero,

    ...because you make me think irrationally.

  2. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

  3. When we're done, you'll be calling me to the Tenth Divide.

  4. Our love is like dividing by zero...it is not possible to define.

  5. Clever way to get her phone number

    Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
    Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
    Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
    Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

  6. Are you a mathematician?

    Because I wanna add the bed tonight, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply!

  7. Hey are you a calculator?

    Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply

  8. Are you good at math?

    Cuz maybe u can help me with this equation:
    add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us

  9. Are you cosine divided by 10 times sine

    Because you are a tan out of ten

  10. Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

    We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?

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Funny divide pickup lines

I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.

Do you like math?

'Cause we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply

Just want feedback:)

All these lines have been me trying to divide by 0, whether they have been good enough to work is undefined, I want to be 2 but I have 0 power when I’m not with you, leaving me with just one. I can’t be divided anymore, with the power of you, we could finally be 2, and my wishes would all come true!

What was your favorite subject in school?

Mine was math.

You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.

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This is a funny Divide pickup line!

Let's go back to my room and do some maths:

Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply

yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Las 24 horas del día yo las divido así: 9 soñando contigo y 15 pensando en ti
(The 24 hours of the day I divide this way. 9 hours dreaming about you, 15 hours thinking about you)

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a'la mode.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided.

I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it