Top 26 dump Pick Up lines

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1. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

2. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

3. Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

4. Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

5. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

6. I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

7. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

8. Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?

   Cause you got an absolute dump truck

9. Are you a dumpster

   Because I gotta dump a load into you

10. (Inspired by one I just read) Are you an orphanage?

    Cus I wanna dump kids inside you.

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Are you auschwitz?
Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

Are you a dump truck

I want you to take my load

Hey girl are you a sailor?

Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

You must have 10+ charisma.

Thanks. It's my dump stat.

If you are taking a dump,

I will help by fucking the shit outta you.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?

So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.

Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??