Top 29 Dump Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dump pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

2. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

3. Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

4. Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

5. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

6. I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

7. I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

8. Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

   Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

9. Damn girl are you GME stock?

   Because I wanna take you to the moon then dump you there.

10. What are you doing with that dump truck?

    If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

Funny dump pickup lines

Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?
Cause you got an absolute dump truck

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

(Inspired by one I just read) Are you an orphanage?

Cus I wanna dump kids inside you.

Are you auschwitz?

Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

Hey girl are you a sailor?

Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

You must have 10+ charisma.

Thanks. It's my dump stat.

If you are taking a dump,

I will help by fucking the shit outta you.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?

So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.

Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??