Top 26 Dump Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dump pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dump conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

2. You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

3. Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

4. Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

5. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

6. Are you an orphanage?

   Because I want to dump my unwanted kids in your back door.

7. I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

8. Hey girl are you a wasing machine?

   Cuz I wanna dump my load in you

9. What are you doing with that dump truck?

   If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me

10. Are you a dumpster

    Because I gotta dump a load into you

Funny dump pickup lines

(Inspired by one I just read) Are you an orphanage?
Cus I wanna dump kids inside you.

Are you auschwitz?

Because I want to dump millions of people inside you

Are you a dump truck

I want you to take my load

Hey girl are you a sailor?

Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?

So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?

I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.

Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean used to be before Bush relaxed dumping regulations

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??