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Top 50 Throw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Throw chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  2. *Finishes drink and throws the left over ice cubes on the floor, in front of her. Then steps on them.*

    _I was told this is a great icebreaker. Did it work?_

  3. Hey girl, are you a tree?

    Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

  4. Are you a Golden pickaxe?

    Cause I’m gonna use you then throw you away

  5. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  6. If we were the last two people on earth.

    I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

  7. Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.

  8. Can I throw you some bread sometime?

  9. Are you a pilot? Because you look like the first episode of the rest of my life.

    Just to throw them off a lil.

  10. If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole! Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.

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Funny throw pickup lines

Are you an orphanage?
‘Cause I wanna throw a baby in you

Hi are you a rollercoaster?

Because you make me throw up.

Hey girl are you a Pokémon?

Cause I wanna beat the crap out of you then throw some balls in your face

I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it

Are you a staircase?

Because I want to throw myself down on you

Hey girl are you a dryer

Because your the reason I keep having to throw out one of my socks

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.
Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Your total is $10.67 but I'll throw in my number for free.

Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.

Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine.

Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine.
(Sandpaper grit)

Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.

Are you a Pokémon?

Because I want to throw my balls at you.

Are you garbage?

Because I want to tie you up in a bag and throw you in my garage

I'm not familiar with the term "throwing it back".

Maybe you could show me how to do it.

Hey, are you a basketball?

Cause I want to repeatedly bounce you off the floor and throw you into a hole where you will plummet to the floor at high velocity.

Hi there , have you heard of the reverse washing machine experience?

First I’ll turn you on then I’ll throw a load in ya.

Are you a Pokemon?

Cause I wanna throw my pokeballs at you.

You're on the small side,

but I wouldn't throw you back.

Hey are you a dino?

Cause I want to throw a meteor at you

I won’t throw away my shot for a chance to date you.

I can make your lips move without making you talk.

Then lock lips and smooch hard.
Given, you have eyes locked at each other and have been throwing sneaky peeks for a while.

Hey how loose are you?

Would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way?

*Throws self onto the ground next to the girl*

Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

Are you a dragon?

Because I can't wait for you to throw your fireballs all over my face

If I said you look pretty...

...would you throw me in jail?

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...