Top 50 Give Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Give chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

   Because I want to give my heart to you

3. Can I give you a kiss?...

   If you don't like it you can return it.

4. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

   Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

5. Are you giving me a stroke?

   Because you are only making my right hand want to move

6. If you were my waitress

   I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

7. Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

   Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

8. I'm no organ donor, but...

   I'd love to give you my heart.

9. Are you a minecraft wolf

   ‘cuz i wanna give u my bone

10. Are you an exotic pet dealer?

    Because you give me butterflies

Funny give pickup lines

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...
Spread your legs and give me an hour

- Day 93

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because your smoking

Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.