Top 50 Give Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Give pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

   So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

3. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

   Because I want to give my heart to you

4. Are you a broken traffic light?

   Cause you keep giving mixed signals

5. Are you Saturn ?

   Cause I’ll admire seeing you with that ring ( giving her my ring )

6. Are you a piano?

   Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

7. For those with balls of steel

   Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

8. Can I give you an Australian kiss?

   It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!

9. I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

   You will get it in 2 installments.

10. Can I sing my ABC's to you?

    I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
    A B, because you're Beautiful.
    A C, because you're Confident.
    And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.
    
    Edit: Fixed a typo.

Funny give pickup lines

Girl, are you decaying wood?
Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

(The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

Since you already work in a bakery

Can you whip me?

Can you give those hot buns?

Can you whip some cream for me?

Can I give you a kiss?...

If you don't like it you can return it.

Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

Are you giving me a stroke?

Because you are only making my right hand want to move

If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

I'm no organ donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

Are you an exotic pet dealer?

Because you give me butterflies

Wanna play a game of heads and tails?

You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

My dick is such a gentleman

It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because your smoking

Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.